Tummy tax

You'd think with all the AI out there now these bots would get better at this.

Hump dayyyyyy

Jocked and ready on this Saturday!

Last minute decision to head up to Dallas this weekend for TBRU. Who's going? Come say hi if you see us!

I don't want to go to bed and work tomorrow 🥺😓

It's my birthday! Officially in my 40s, not just 40.

Happy tummy Tuesday. I do not want to go to work.

Last night was fun! And pretty wild haha

Saturday night lewks

I just wanna see my friends cum

Hump dayyyyyy

That was fun.

These are really good!

Fat Chris Friday

Hope everyone is having a good weekend!

Is Dispatch worth playing?

I think this is the biggest I’ve ever had my beard.

Happy gobble gobble day. Wonder how much bigger this will be by tonight haha

I guess I can’t wear bow ties anymore @djohnson0113.bsky.social

Kiss my freckles

Not leaving much to the imagination when I’m sitting 😏

Low effort baymax (High effort from my hubby @djohnson0113.bsky.social as he made everything slutty haha)

Teaser on my costume for this weekend.

It hasn’t rained since in Austin 🥵🥵🥵

Replaying BG3. Decided to back Shadowheart and Shar this time. Totally just let her merc Lae’zel lol I love that her corpse is just on the ground at camp haha

Hump dayyyyy. Featuring my honey and baby in the back haha

I didn’t talk myself out of buying the cute hat this time!

Isn’t he dreamy?!? 🥰🤩

Happy weekend folks

Mustaches with no beard is so slutty… I love it

Lounging by the pool 🌞 🍹

This hotel has a big comfy cuck chair with a great view

I have yet to pick a ship, because anxiety. I will probably sit on it for a few months 😂🤭

Tummy Tuesday lounging

You know you’re in an inclusive health office when they have the big boy chairs ❤️

If you weren’t aware that I’m A nerd… currently screaming because I just pulled an epic prize token on Star Trek Online after only 500 pulls!

This is my favorite nipple

78 and cloudy with drizzle. Very fall vibes

Pool party vibes

Ever have one of those work days where you get to your car and just stare at nothing for 20 minutes to gain the motivation to drive? Holy Monday

Saturday nap time

I love these nut vents in my SUV 😂😂😂

Now I’m really bushy lmao

Saturday nap time

Caught me lounging

Something about an open hoodie…

Caesars Palace with my love!

Trying on our suits for Vegas on this tummy tuesday! @djohnson0113.bsky.social

I’m a little bushy lol