Septuagenarian ISO of a partner to spend the night with You: underage minor, looks like my daughter, knows how to keep a secret Me: I am rich, like really rich. I like to rape, grift, punch down & bully losers. Occasionally murder people. Burgeoning Mob boss and dictator. Call 800-YT-HOUSE ask 4 Don

Trump in front of the military in Ft Bragg rn. Expect much slurring, sir stories, election fraud claims, insults and general insanity

Smirconish is such a disingenuous chud.

The Republican lady commenter on Abby Phillips tonight has the most resting cunt face I’ve seen in my life

My husband’s at a concert with his friend so I am having some much deserved alone time. I should do some laundry but… Nah

I wonder, was there a cunt directory where Trump found the token women in his admin?

Imagine if your mom is kidnapped and Googly Eyes McCokefiend is heading the investigation

Does Pammy Jo do anything but play with her Ivanka hair and sound shrill?

Dana Bash both sidsing "Theatrics on both sides" Oh shut up, corporatist

Oh FFS, CNN is covering Nancy Guithrie's kidnapping and MS Now is focused on Bondi's testimony. Get it together CNN

How much cuntier can Pam Bondi get?

OOO Massie is up, will Bondi fire on a fellow GOP? Yes

LOL in reponse to Ted Lieu asking if underage girls were at any Epstein parties and Pammy Jo had to rifle through her binder to get her oppo points to blast Lieu with

It's interesting, CNN and MS Now keep taping out then coming back. Fox has tapped out for good

Surprisingly Bondi didn't fire on Swalwell when he brought up the death threats against him and his fellow dems. Maybe she knew it would be a bad look

Kids, today's word is "theatrics" can you say "talking points"?

OMG playing clips of dems supporting border patrol, going back to Obama. They.are.desperate

Does Bondi really believe this shit about Trump or is she flexing her acting skills

Jayapal has Bondi on the ropes and Bondi turned nuclear bitch

It took10 days for Ka$h Patel to release the video/pics of the posible abductor of Nancy Guthrie. If I was Savannah Guthrie I'd fucking sue

CELEBRITIES: If I see in you in a Royal Kingdom commerical you are dead to me. Sorry, Lisa Kudrow. And Joel McCale, how could you?! (not RK but those stupid slot machine game commercials)

It's so clear Donald Trump got re-elected because he's a flaming, unrepentant racist Just wait MAGA, he'll come for you too

Microsoft Word is a tool of Satan. I hope Bill Gates has tertiary syphilis

I want to eat lunch rn It's 10 am

The mornings: freezing The afternoons: warm and sunny My body: make it stop

Lindsey's drunk again

The DMV wifi is so bad I switched to cellular

I had to put Tiger Balm on my messed up shoulder and now I smell like an old person 🙁

Soo, my right shoulder, which has a rotator cuff tear that I think I tore more is barking and I have a MASSIVE knot under my shoulder blade on the left. Never mind me, I'm going to chew on some shit and cry

Guys, help a hater out. Please link all of the "Melania" shitty reviews. They soothe me. Especially after losing such a great comedic genius as Catherine O'Hara today. I NEED this

Everyday is bad news. The POTUS suing his own damn country?! FLOTUS releasing a shitty vanity $40 mil bribe movie. A beloved actress passed away. An Epstein dump the DOJ sloppily redacted & now we know how out Trump judged 12-13 y/o's for "tightness"?!! No wonder I wake up in a panic everyday

CNN's gonna tap out of this cabinet meeting now that grandpa is repeating himself. Again

It's pretty amazing that even Fox tapped out of Trump's rally today

Doing his helicopter talk before going to Iowa where there's no reason for him to go

It's funny, Sunday night I was able to find Mr. Rogers full "Look for the Helpers" segment on TikTok On Monday? Gone

They cut toy Hitler’s access to DHS and his social media accounts. Pity. Maybe he can play an elf in Dec at the mall

Fam, I don't know how many times I have to wake up startled thinking, "what has the president done today?". I don't know how many times I have to function under a dark cloud of depression and anxiety. I don't how much longer any of us can take

Ever notice that most of the infractions the "illegals" the WH claim to have commited: domestic violence, DUI and assault are what MAGA does on the daily?

According to the news ICE is coming to San Jose, which San Jose officials said local PD will NOT assist them. Stay tuned!

LAKEN RILEY LAKEN RILEY LAKEN RILEY LAKEN RILEY Poor lady is the GOP's talisman

They’re shooting the helpers. Mr Rogers told me to look for the helpers in a confusing and scary world. This comforted me for years until today. Even if you help, you will get shot.

Kristi Noem is a cucking and fucking cunt that delights in terrorizing children, puppies and goats. Think about it

Why is ICE in Maine? Oh, because the state has the second largest population of Somalians. Why are Somalians being targeted? It's not fraud. Stephen Miller knows he can't quite start deporting African Americans...yet, so this is the next best thing

This ICE presser is so stupid, half these "criminals" are accused of offenses that Cletus in sisterfuck, Iowa does daily

Pussy Uvalde cop not guilty because ofc. Texas

This Davos speech is a delusional rally speech from hell

Someone sabotaged AF1 so Trump wouldn’t embarrasses us, trust

Ok everybody, over/under on Trump epically flaming out and acting like a drunk uncle at the family reunion tomorrow?

How is CNN, Fox, NYT and WaPo gonna sanewash this?

How can anyone watch this man and think, now that's a boss?