My coworkers leave, forget something and then it's another hour before they leave. I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU. Sorry, I feel shitty

Know what's sad? After I hit my head my dizziness hasn't stopped. I have to stand, grab something and wait for the feeling to pass. And don't even min bc it breaks up my dull and boring day. FML

I am so depressed. Had a mammogram and they want me to come back for a biopsy. When does it end?

Goddamnit get your shit together, Bluesky. AI sucks

Goddamnit get your shit together, Bluesky. AI sucks.

I am super dizzy. I hit my head on this sharp hurricane lamp last week and just walking is a struggle. FML

How can a rooster be in industrial East Side San Jose? He also will NOT shut up

Why is it always crazy busy when I want to go somewhere? Fuck you, Reno

I know I'm in the minority but I am tired of hearing about Artemis II. I cannot wait for them to come home and WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE

HE FUCKING TACO'D

Of all the days my boss came in to micromanage shit. I am going to need a full bottle of wine tonight

Fucking Trump. Now I'm unable to concentrate not knowing what's going to happen but knowing he will 90% TACO and all this anxiety will be wasted. All so some geriatric narcissist can revel in the whole world watching his pants shitting ass. How much more can we take of this?

I haven't been sleeping nor eating. It caught up with me today. I am so dizzy and exhausted. I need a vacation

Stephen Miller hit Trump with fine Colombian instead of that ratty Adderal today

Daylight Thunderun Is the military Thundercats now?

We're at the sound effects part of the presser

The LeakER!

I am watching watching Greg Gutfeld! Please tell me, do you know anyone who watches this shit? Even his studio audience is weakly laughing at his misogynist, bigoted, racist “jokes”. Why is a highly rated show? Who is watching this? Bots?

Hey guys, Trump just imposed 100% tariffs on pharmaceuticals and metals. whar Ozempic kids? HAHAHAHAHAHA WTG MAGA!

Pam Bondi officially OUT. Todd Blanche taking her place. Damn

Someone asked me at the grocery store while in line what was a song that changed me and I finally landed on (one of) them

This “announcement” is low energy and meandering. Fucking get to the point

Trump left the SCOTUS arguments.

It is very windy this evening, Orion is not happy with it

Tiger Woods in another roll over car accident Dude needs a driver. Or rehab

Has Pammy brought additional charges against Maduro yet?

AI is having a real one

Grandpa is rambling in this cabinet meeting. He's not even getting right to the ass kissing yet

One of these things is not like the other

Am making spatchcocked Cornish game hens tonight and the little bitches didn’t have giblets. So now I have to concoct gravy from just the backs, damnit

Overheard at work: Boss instructing the guys to consolidate several jobs in one area and drive as little as possible to save gas

I know Guy Fieri is a massive right winger but how does he deal with that drunk Dennis Miller on some of his DDD shows?

Ugh, I am quitting smoking and want to go home RIGHT NOW. Grouchy

"Operation Roaring Lion" Oh that's cring... catchy

The thing we're overlooking with Joe Kent blaming Israel and Netanyahu for Trump's involvement in Iran is forgetting Trump is A GROWN MAN THAT AS POTUS, SHOULD HAVE THE AUTONOMY TO LEAD THE COUNTRY FOR OUR BEST INTERESTS. Joe Kent is not a hero, he's another sychophant

Happy St. Patrick's Day (erin go bragh!) hot bitches!

Big "You can't fire me, I quit!" energy here

Watching “Heathers” I forgot how mean spirited it was And I love it

My husband and I hosted an Oscar watch party last night and paid for it today. My husband is crashed in his easy chair and I am having some wine to cure this hideous hangover. Ugh, just ugh

We’re watching Melania and OMG it is so god awful It was free BTW

Auto correct is fucking ruining my life, that is all

Watching House Hunters. A young goth woman got left an inheritance and wants to buy a “spooky house” with a limited budget. Ok. But…she wants a “cat room”. Listen, I love my cats fiercely but they don’t get a FUCKING ROOM. Just thinking of all the young families trying to buy homes

Why post and turn off comments? You afraid of what prople will say? Isn’t that debate? Why even bother?

LOL my husband is having a hard time with us getting pedicures tomorrow. “How much is it?” I tell him. “WTF why can’t we do it ourselves?” Explain it to him. “Why do you need nail polish?” Because, I do. “I’ll put nail polish on you”. Really, you will? “Ok how much is it again?” Christ.

I am craving ice to chew on. Ugh and I just took lunch. Must.Power.Through

Judge winebox having a tantrum on TV right now because Trump can't sue Jerome Powell

using a British voice for the voiceover in commercials imparts consumer confidence -- Advertisers

Pharma is so cheap they use AI anime for their commercials now

It's Friday the 13th, y'all!

The Ellisons are gonna love Smirconish when they get their well manicured hands on CNN