You mean to tell me that fat sack of overcooked yams is giving ANOTHER speech tonight at the TPUSA trad wife klan jamboree

I always say, that’s the saddest Trump rally I’ve ever seen. But they get worse, trust me

I told my husband he has to watch Trump’s rally until 7PM pacific and he’s counting each minute off, lol

So let me get this straight, he's legalizing medical marijuana (which was already largely legal) for cancer patients while cutting off their insurance. But no opiods. Looks like they'll get to toke their way into the great beyond. Good times

This motherfucker "opiods are bad" while his son shoves cocaine up his nose hole hourly, his wife is strung out on percs and he was high AF in his "announcement" last night

Neil Diamond already did a movie, why do I want to see one of his impersonator?

Oh man, Anthony Geary from General Hospital (Luke and Laura fame) died. I followed that saga so hard in the day! 😢

Looks like Rob Reiner and he wife perished in their home. Reports coming out that a couple was found dead in his home, aged 78 and 68. Rob is 78, his wife 68 😢

I have a sickness, I suck the coating off a Chicken in a Biskit then eat it. Don't fucking judge me

It's a good thing my garage door has a sensor otherwise my cat would've been murdered 58656985676 times by now

Someone should sue TF out of PG&E for what happened in Hayward. Oh wait That’s already been done. Many, many times over

Trump would rather a Black man’s healthcare act fail than to insure Americans. Think about that.

Who gave Kevin O'Leary a platform? Oh yeah, CNN

The Ella McCay movie looks dumb AF, stop pushing it on me UGH

Funny, the DoD is releasing the film of the oil tanker we just seized this AM but can’t seem to come to consensus on the “narco” boats we blow up

Does MAGA ever get sick of YMCA?

Oh lol they took the dude off the air. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lol they told the RSBN guy at Trump’s rally in PA to get out of camera range and he lost his shit. He’s been ranting about it for the past 15 minutes. Now he’s at “this is my main mission, my life, I HAVE AN UNBORN BABY DAUGHTER”

I couldn't come in yesterday as I was sick and asked a coworker if he could feed Blackie Chan. Blackie took one look at him, took off and hasn't been seen since. So moody

I have to give into the won ton soup today. I blew my wad on cold medicine and a Sprite at the liquor store just now. $8.00. Highway robbery

Fucking CNN has John Yoo on to give his opinion on the boat murders. Like I want to hear what the the Abu Ghraib enthusiast thinks from the Bush years

I have won ton soup in the work fridge but I want a chili cheese dog DON'T JUDGE ME

I am so tired today, gonna have to do the "dive bar" pose: Hand under chin, pretending to be awake

I just bit the inside of my mouth. UGH, I hate that!

CNN is referring to the pipe bomber as a “man” so, no MTG arrest today

STOP POSTING SHIT AND TURNING OFF COMMENTS, YOU PUSSIES

This commercial pisses me off. "Just get her jewelry, even if it's cheap knock off CZs"

Ugh what a morning. Went back to sleep after my alarm. Rushed around getting dressed. Sweater has a huge stain on it. Hat too big. Car didn't start, had to drive my husband's. Husband locks the car cover on his car (who TF does that? who wants your damn car cover?). Too freezing to dick around. FUCK

No Blackie Chan this morning! Then again it's 47 degrees out, which is freezing for CA. Maybe he's sleeping in 🤔

Unpopular opinion: why do people post things then shut off the comments? I mean I get it…and I don’t

OMG how half-assed and shitty are Melanie's Christmas decorations this year?

Looking at boxes of Xmas decorations on the kitchen table that I dug into with glee last year but now thinking this year “what’s the bare minimum I can use of that to look festive?”

Do people really pay for the Hallmark channel and Lifetime plus?

I should've called in today, that is all

Blackie Chan is in a bad mood today. And I fed him extra for Thanksgiving! Catz, man

How many shows does Tyler Perry have?

Who would win a bar fight? A turkey or a Canada goose?

Like that eyelinered couch fucking shitty author is the future of the Republican party. Have at it, hoss

CNN: “how to pad your TG meal to stretch it” Guest: “celery”

CNN is treating the pardon of the yearly TG turkey as some act of mercy by Trump. I mean, fucking seriously?

Ever had a pimple that you’ve popped and popped and POPPED and it comes back every time, like an evil troll? I am stabbing that fucker with a sewing needle tonight, don’t try and stop me

Haha, Trump cancelled his health care annoucement today. Because it's shitty but not shitty enough for the GOP

My husband is playing in a band at this lady’s shop and I want these pants so bad. Sadly I need to get them fitted and her shop is an hour away. Hmmmm

MTG is gonna resign. Wonder what this means

I hate driving. I Hate Driving. I HATE DRIVING. People in the Bay Area have two gears: drive like an 80 y/o on a Sunday or: (usually Prius, Tesla and SUVs) Speed demon so hard they're right up on your ass (yuge trucks) There is no in between

I haven't seen Blackie Chan in two days and now I'm worried

Just realized I am wearing a sweater I bought from Macys when I was 16 y/o after saving up money and waiting patiently for the price to go down. This sweater is 38 y/o! Esprit is a great brand

I hate waking up in a state of panic that levels off to anxiety everyday. And since Trump is an asshole and cracked down on meds, I can't even get klonopin. Thank god for booze, ig

LOL, Trump and Vance disinvited to Cheney's funeral. Wonder if Ivanka will crash this one?

You know you’re down bad when you’re watching the Price is Right - The Bob Barker years (The clothes were so HIDEOUS)