Bridget on ATK went on Ozempic and lost some weight. I don’t know how I feel about this

Fuck Steve Hilton

Scott Pelley fired. Bari Weiss is destroying everything

Who is drinking Arkay? “All the burn w/o the alcohol”. Bro, why do you think I deal with the burn?

The DOJ investigating E. Jean Carrol is really gonna get Trump’s polls up, you betcha

Tulsi Gabbard resigned! Putin called her home!

Is it normal to have a nervous breakdown at work? Asking for my...a friend

I am so thrilled to go into work tomorrow so I can subsidize some fat fucking child SAing POS grifter scumbag to Truth Social memes all night about Thomas Massie and give money to violent molesters. Goddamn I love this shit

How frustrating is it that that fat child SAing fuck always gets what he wants?

Are you a wonky-eyed criminal running to stay out of jail? ENDORSEMENT!

Hey everybody, you're working today so some degenerate poo flinging Qanon who most likely has CP on his harddrive can get a million dollars! Oh and we all get a glittery ballroom we'll never physically see the inside of in our lives. Now answer that email!

Coca Cola cans have states on them and I've had yet to get a CA one. 4th highest GDP in the world, still the redheaded stepchild

Tina Peters, election interferer, is getting clemency. Thanks Gov Polis!!!! Imma do some election interference too! Solunds spiccccy! Wooooooo!

Frank Lunz is such a pussy

Isn’t it funny? When Trump’s down bad, he runs to dictators, not our allies? Isn’t it funny, that Trump is the only US president that is being played by Israel, Russia and now China, simultaneously? Taiwan better get ready

I love it for Elon Musk having a meltdown on X for the casting of Helen of Troy. Boer blood mine failson is PRESSED

Ok, the mayor of SJ is an asshole. Fuck that guy

I really dislike Elex whatever the fuck his name is

Steve Hilton is dead set on burning CA to the ground while he calls us pussies for not drilling Yosemite (YO-SEMITE) and all our other natural resources bc his daddy hates us. All while smirking and preening. Fox taught him well. Vote for him and get cheap gas tho, amirite?

Oh great Steve Hilton’s snide aside about Xavier’s COS, and the dem on dem violence increased. Fox is a factory of nastiness. And the dems are being cucks

Why hasn’t anyone asked Bianco about his ballot stealing?

Some fucking ex-pat FoxNews host is gonna be the CA gov, MMW

Watching the debate & Steve Hilton is gonna win this thing while he spews DRILL, BABY, DRILL & a bunch of other MAGA adjacent shit but Californians are so desperate they’ll fall for it, especially since the Democrats are indulging in dem on dem violence by going after Steyner. I‘m gonna have to move

Just heard that Ukraine is considering naming parts of Donbus after Trump. I mean, seriously

Today is the day my cat goes to the Rainbow Bridge. I am at work trying to cope. Goodbye sweet baby, Lucy

I love how TX wants to put the 10 Commandments in schools when Texas breaks nearly all of them daily

Well, I think my husband and I need to take Lucy (our cat) to the Rainbow Bridge and I am sitting at work just trying not to cry all over the place

I'm massively depressed. My 16 y/o cat has been sickly. We thought it was because the younger cat has been jacking her up but she's at the vet & it's liver cancer. 😪. We're going out of town on Fri yet I'm fighting w/my husband and our 23rd anniversay is Sunday. My health is bad and I'm so tired.

My coworkers leave, forget something and then it's another hour before they leave. I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU. Sorry, I feel shitty

Know what's sad? After I hit my head my dizziness hasn't stopped. I have to stand, grab something and wait for the feeling to pass. And don't even min bc it breaks up my dull and boring day. FML

I am so depressed. Had a mammogram and they want me to come back for a biopsy. When does it end?

Goddamnit get your shit together, Bluesky. AI sucks

Goddamnit get your shit together, Bluesky. AI sucks.

I am super dizzy. I hit my head on this sharp hurricane lamp last week and just walking is a struggle. FML

How can a rooster be in industrial East Side San Jose? He also will NOT shut up

Why is it always crazy busy when I want to go somewhere? Fuck you, Reno

I know I'm in the minority but I am tired of hearing about Artemis II. I cannot wait for them to come home and WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE

HE FUCKING TACO'D

Of all the days my boss came in to micromanage shit. I am going to need a full bottle of wine tonight

Fucking Trump. Now I'm unable to concentrate not knowing what's going to happen but knowing he will 90% TACO and all this anxiety will be wasted. All so some geriatric narcissist can revel in the whole world watching his pants shitting ass. How much more can we take of this?

I haven't been sleeping nor eating. It caught up with me today. I am so dizzy and exhausted. I need a vacation

Stephen Miller hit Trump with fine Colombian instead of that ratty Adderal today

Daylight Thunderun Is the military Thundercats now?

We're at the sound effects part of the presser

The LeakER!

I am watching watching Greg Gutfeld! Please tell me, do you know anyone who watches this shit? Even his studio audience is weakly laughing at his misogynist, bigoted, racist “jokes”. Why is a highly rated show? Who is watching this? Bots?

Hey guys, Trump just imposed 100% tariffs on pharmaceuticals and metals. whar Ozempic kids? HAHAHAHAHAHA WTG MAGA!

Pam Bondi officially OUT. Todd Blanche taking her place. Damn

Someone asked me at the grocery store while in line what was a song that changed me and I finally landed on (one of) them

This “announcement” is low energy and meandering. Fucking get to the point