PSST Send Me A SOUP I'll ADD A FLY TO IT 😈

When you turn on your TV make sure its tuned to channel DOBBY!!

PSST Send Me A #DOBBY I'll Follow You On #theDobbyChannel

PSST Send Me A YTP Sexer™ I'll Follow You On ᵇᶦᵍ ᵐᵒᵘᵗʰ

PSST Send Me A Booby™ I'll Follow You On Twitter

Finding out too late that the JonTron SlaveSlaughter™ clause doesn't hold weight in court

wtf how?

When Ass-Rippin Jimmy says "now hold on one ass-rippin second".... you know you messed up.

The boiled one

FaZe Adapt started getting mad at his The 8-Bit Guy for saying his terminal was a "dumb" terminal, not knowing it means you can only read or write information and it doesn't actually have the functions of a normal terminal!

Top 10 "Wie Is Hier Nou De Snackbar" Moments In Vibe Coding

linux head

"pull my mickey" he said, with a devilish grin and an ass so fat it literally could not quit

Going to the park to swipe TikToks

Walking around on stilts to make some kind of point, but no one knows what that point is (not even you)

Tower of Baby Babble

Realizing your actual credit card credentials are in this emoji: 💳

in bathroom... 4 hours... compiling.. somting sinister... 😼 heh heh

LET GROK WIPE UR ASS OR UR FIRED!!!!!!! - boss

Implying you weren't put here on earth to get gored by a Hippo at some point

Postman Pat: "Ohhhh I'm gonna Post!!!! 😩 "

No Grok I Can Wipe My Own Bum Now

Serving the one thing people with all diets can consume: Furry Porn

Being named Cigo and having the audacity to stop smoking

EGG HUNT NAO!!!

Making a ThingsToGetMe whilst ignoring the "Things" that are out "To Get You"

the broodje poep incident (2001)

Stop working immediately. It's time to look at buff lizards

Referring to a public restroom as "the hall of shit"

Toilet of the Netherlands

Memorable holes

[Commence Pissing]

Being so dumb even the LLM disagrees with you

List of game designers who were smoking 7 different herbs

Follow the stinky woman till I die

Improving productivity in the office by locking Archipelago checks behind JIRA tickets

Actually creating all 10 video games named in the “Top 10 Worst Video Games Of All Time” list from the opening cutscene of Wayne’s World (SNES)

Do you know the way? Knuckles

Life is much better when you bendy

The only thing stopping you from becoming a horse is believing

once there was an old man who took a long time

rice is tough but good for counting practice

doggy knows how to drive a stick shift????? 🤯 🐶

its destroying political discourse and our ability to empathise with other humans.. its the for you page!! its lit!!! 🤣

Doing the Ninja Glare at your job interview and instantly getting hired

PSA: Please stop using these as pickup lines on cougardate dot com. This is not the intended purpose

Buying really big pants to make it look like your weight loss is paying off

I was today years old when I learned that the majority of all discord servers do not have a "#results" channel for posting your latest defecations

LG: Life's g

guys don't even think about puttin ya winky in there... its like a.. 😟 chinaman's finger trap, ya aint getting it back buddy....