BREAKING NEWS: Mandelson investigator appointed.

Did they all have bone spurs?

I'm pretty sure this obsession with #smallboats has crossed the line into cult status.

Thought experiment: What would happen if no-one were allowed to own more than one home? #housing #crisis

So where is the well regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free State?

Yellow snow warnings across the country.

FFS #facepalm

Hey America. Elon Musk could give every single one of you $1,000 and still be a multi-billionaire.

Including the classics: • One Rule For You (Party On) • You're All Woke • Trickle Down • Rwanda Deterrent

Given an infinite amount of time, an Australian will still miss the point. www.bbc.com/news/article...

You are not only paying me for a 90-minute gig. You are also paying me for PA hire as well as set up and tear down time.

That's enough. Took the plunge and deactivated X.