“Uh, yeah, of course I have a wicked boner, dude. Have you *seen* how sexy I am? If you had a body like mine, you’d be walking around with a solid steeple, too! I can’t help the fact that I get super turned-on whenever I see myself in the mirror!”

“If your man doesn’t have beach ball-sized tits that can only be contained by a comically huge bra, is he really your man?~”

“Yknow, sleeping around is fun, but recently I’ve kinda been wanting a proper friend with benefits. Yknow, someone I can fuck on the regs, until eventually we know all the best ways to push each other’s buttons?~”

//Ive gotta be active here more lol

Considering how massive PB’s tits are and how much he loves shoving them in everyone’s faces, it’s easy to forget that he also has an entire bakery on the other side…and unlike his tits, those cheeks are all-natural!~

//I’ve had a dead NSFW RP discord server for a while, and I’d be down to try and revive it…but I tried advertising it on my old Twitter RP accounts and it didn’t bring in many people, and I have a way smaller following here lol

//How do I tell Bluesky that I’m not into diapers? Like, not even kind of? Cuz I keep getting tons of diaper fetish posts on my TL No shade against those people, I’m glad they’re living their best life, but I’d rather not see that life if at all possible

//This is a friend of mine, go give her Toga a follow 👀

“Come on dude, don’t be shy. Come over here and get a face full of my boyboobs! You *probably* won’t suffocate~”

“What the fuck is a kilometer?”

What’s the best way to flirt with PB? Simple! Use this as your opener~

“Sorry I haven’t been around much lately. I’ve been too busy breeding every woman I come across~”

“Happy Mother’s Day! Any milfs wanna get pounded by a busty boy?~”

“Sup. Couldn’t resist peeking at me in the bath, huh? Well, I really don’t blame you. I’m pretty fuckin’ hot, after all~”

PB’s rubbing his “Easter eggs” on your face. “You wanted to know how pent-up I am, so here’s your answer~”

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“Happy Easter, dudes! I’m not the Easter bunny, but I can give you something sweet and tasty if you want~”

“Fufu~~ I had quite the Irish evening last night~ I usually don’t drink but I figured I might as well—“ Now let’s hope she doesn’t send anything too lewd~~

“Wait, I have a boner right now?” PB felt his crotch and discovered that he was, in fact, fully erect. “Damn, I’m *really* hard, apparently…hey, don’t blame me for not realizing! My dick is in my blind spot!…and you try staying soft when you’ve got a pair of big, bouncy boyboobs at all times!”

//I promise I’ll get to DMs and such soon; I’ve been busy over the past couple of days. Yall will get your busty bunny fix soon enough 👀

@sunkissedspines.bsky.social “Sup dude? My name’s PB! Nice to meet another guy with plenty of cake. In fact, it seems like your ass is way bigger than mine~”

❤️ for a drunk text 🔄 for it to be 𝑒𝑥𝑡𝑟𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑙𝑦 horny

//Honestly, I’ve never RP’d anal sex or anything similar before, but I might be willing to give it a shot 👀 I really don’t like anal irl cuz of the logistics of it, plus I cant help but think about what could go wrong when putting my dick in a poop hole. Those problems aren’t a factor in RP though

//Yknow, I don’t have a huge biting kink, buuuut I did just take a close look at PB and notice that he has sharp teeth 👀

“…huh. Usually I’m the one boobhatting people. I’m fine with being on the other end, though~”

“I swear, my tits are feelin’ *huge* today, dude…you’ve gotta feel for yourself~”

Bigger boobs than your girlfriend. Bigger dick than your boyfriend. 𝙃𝙤𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙗𝙤𝙩𝙝. …oh, and he’s also a gamer. -minors/taboo DNI -fairly literate, somewhat picky -no art is mine #NSFWRP #sexrp