taking my DMT pills every day is like microdosing menopause. hot flash? baby I got it

no more hiding, I’ll be skiving like I’m Bartleby (the scrivener) (I would prefer not to)

one thing about me is I am up to something

I love wearing actual sweatpants to the gym instead of leggings. nasty little trash boy energy

almost felt you liked the forest? that’s uncommonly kind of you lil Treebeard cosplay for #tolktober2025

as a seasoned and wizened live music enjoyer, it is truly a privilege to go to a show with my partner and let him lead me, hand in hand, through the crowd so we can watch the encore from the door and get out of there before the crush pros recognize pros man I love that guy

I bring a sort of cunty dude energy to reading the lord of the rings that tolkien purists don’t really like

saw a hedgehog literally scurrying down the sidewalk the other night. blessed

not even halfway through my LotR livestreams and my ride or dies are asking for more?? I would take a bullet for the people who sub my youtube and that’s a promise

in Stockholm for one day, ordered a bottle of wine to myself, listening to everyone around me chat in Swedish, the sun goes down in 15 minutes. this has been your moment of zen, and mine

girl how you gonna expose my wip Rivendell like this

loving that instagram continues to release features that put little floating icons on top of the image and video content on an image and video app, making it difficult to see the images and videos. very good sweetie

my favorite part of making costumes is having absolutely no idea what I’m doing with spray adhesive

I heart everyone’s insta stories because I have so much love to give, it simply bursts out of me. plus some of y’all funny as fuck

yeah I do think I’m terribly clever thanks

I see the animal kingdom as the all-star cast of David Attenborough’s documentaries. like oh shit a pine marten!! I know you!! Seasonal Forests, right? can I get a photo? oh, you’re eating dinner? right man, sorry to bother you, love your work

I’m like if an extremely beautiful and intelligent woman also had holes in her brain

I will never hesitate to let my friends know the exact dimensions and appearances of the pedestals I’ve built for them to sit on

finally watched Wicked and the trill Cynthia gave at the end of Defying Gravity has single-handedly cured my depression

reading the Farseer trilogy and I’m obsessed with my bumbling unkillable dog boy protag. I just started book 2 and I’m rabid

I love all my siblings equally and differently the brother closest in age to me gets only my worst selfies and Star Wars references my sister gets affirmations, dog pics, and music recommendations my youngest brother receives the memes and posts that make me ugly laugh and that’s love, babey

suddenly wondering What Is That on your bathroom wall or floor? it’s a moth, guaranteed

bought a bottle of orange wine today called wizard’s wine so yeah you could say things are going great for me

I’ve got them dawgs* in me *they’re called Grip, Fang, and Wolf and they know you stole those mushrooms

the simonsits gal has an unbeatable crying music playlist, I just know it

saw a London gay wearing a green bay packers hat. do we think he’s a cheese head or is this stolen valor

I got a sick leg tattoo but I can’t cross my legs while it’s healing. during pride month too

the only thing stopping me from becoming a cult leader and ruining all your lives is my own internal sense of goodness and fortitude. you’re welcome

realizing that I’m a part-time model who also has to keep her normal job

I really don’t know how else to say that if you share something AI-generated with me, even if it is technically funny or whatever, I lose a little bit of respect for you. sure you didn’t make it, but I still don’t want to see it

I need to be the hottest person at the dump for some reason

the weirdest thing about having tattoos is once they’re healed you can’t feel them

and I said / what about / second breakfast

“how would orcs know what a menu is?” BORING “why does Gimli know about the central nervous system” UPSETTING “hobbits have multicolored sprinkles” THE CROWD GOES FUCKING WILD fantasy anachronisms are not created equal

not right now babe I’m busy putting a bra on the cat’s head for a topical tik tok

Ben Gibbard’s voice is like if Winnie the Pooh was a PNW indie rock singer

go big or go home, Sam

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Gandalf is doing my stream tonight. If you even care youtube.com/live/c5OLeMh...

“I’ve never seen you and Timothée Chalamet in the same room” yeah because I’m his Picture of Dorian Gray

every day I add to my pile of internet bookmarks, my own little library of alexandria. I lost curatorial control long ago and will never get to 90% of these things I’m saving “to read later” but a magpie must collect

done: goth girls fun: broth girls

I have an autoimmune disorder and I wouldn’t wish this shit on anyone EXCEPT JK Rowling ¨̮

hey quick question how come when a woman wears a suit everyone calls it a “pantsuit” it’s a fucking three piece suit. I paid good money for it. it is a suit. it has pants/trousers; still just a suit. hope this helps

you ever have a rough work week and then build a hammock? I am the architect of my own relaxation

be kind, be courageous, but most of all be stupid

expired: “Tolkien reading day is March 25” inspired: every day is Tolkien reading day. put some respect on my fucking guy