This looks like a video game mode (complimentary). The way I cheered at the end LOL

OMG I AM SCREAMING

Happy Juneteenth! Break every chain!

Now cuz this had better be AI slop because what THEE actual fuq is this

RIP to Peabo Bryson! Its now a requirement to stream Beauty and the Beast on repeat while in the feels. Sorry. I don't make the rules.

I must say. The 'This is Sports Center' schedule release from the Atlanta Falcons had me in my chuckles.

with a splash of lemonade

Abbot Elementary:

The silver lining is that Meg knows her worth and is not accepting this immature behavior. May she move on to better things and continue to air him da fuq out along the way.

Oof. RIP to Klay Thompson's socials

What in the drawinism is going on here

"Cooler than a polar bear's toenails" is one of the domestic rap lyrics ever spat. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

If you are one of those people who waits in line for 10 minutes then holds up everyone by reading the menu and hemming and hawing when its your time to order, please know that I hate you from the bottom of my heart. Like step on a Lego barefoot hate you.

Imagine having so little of a life to waste on this nonsense

The number of people talking about the Women's National Championship game on my skyline is beautiful to see. Those "who cares about women's sports" chuds are gagging. Good basketball is good basketball. Period.

I do not know what slick shit Geno said to Dawn Staley but bay-bay that queen said she is not the one to fuq with

No notes

Who said this foolishness?!? Name ALL the names!

All of them!

Yasssss Michael B. Jordan yassss! Well deserved sir! #Sinners

@ridiculouscrime.bsky.social I submit this for your viewing pleasure

I am of the age where I have to say 'go go gadget knees' before I stand up so there's that

Brought to you by meth and broken homes is nasty work 🤣

Ok. That Jurassic Park xfinity ad was pretty good

Relax your tight end!

That halftime show was only for people who cook their food with extra sazon 🤣

Time for the Benito Bowl!

Take a look at your pee?!? What the actual fuq? Someone spent superbowl ad dollars for this?

Look. I'm all for people spending their 💰 however they want but this here is a total waste of money and just begging for clogged arteries

Loving seeing Bubba Wallace in a superbowl ad!

Is the burger in the photo with us?

All of this!

I predict Sam Darnold is gonna be Pac-Man and eat those ghosts tonight

Ms. Lauren Hill looked amazing, sounded amazing. Great ensemble performance.

Me, waiting to see if Lauryn Hill actually shows up

So they like throwing away money. Got it.💸💸💸

This is the way

These MAGA influencer X accounts being outed as foreign bots is equal parts hilarious and expected

The lads are back with news of Ocean 14! Surely it can’t be Christmas yet 🤔

What the hell did I just watch

Nothing to see here. Just Florida Man doing Florida Man things

YALL. Check this dude out! Not the freestyle about *checks notes* mushy peas 😂

@heroesforhire.bsky.social congratulations on the new future member of the podcast, baby Legend! Can’t wait to hear baby’s take on The Batman 2!

Wordle 1,536 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 No way! A total guess 😆

This is legitimately the WILDEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. Like I have to just turn off everything cause that’s just enough life for today. I wouldn’t say stuff like this to a person I truly hated and this woman was saying this shit to her own daughter. Just a trash human.

Wordle 1,528 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Yasssss 😎