For clarity, she means the musical not the film, but I still found the text hilarious.

Can’t believe my mum has waited 60 years to watch Karate Kid.

My favourite game is texting the Arsenal fans at work during a match.

Hincapie really putting the arse in Arsenal. #ARSBUR

Havertz is very lucky there! #ARSBUR

The sun is shining, I’ve got an ice cold glass of savvy b and the other half is cooking dinner. Happy Monday to me!

No Graham or Claudia anymore.. what are people even doing with their Friday nights now?

Asked my sister what songs she’d pick if I got cremated and this was her response;

Oh ffs.. #nufc

Bloody hell Sandro 😂 #nufc

GET IN BARNES! #nufc

Unsure what Pope was doing there but fair enough. #nufc

Today, the only Spurs fan at work gloated about winning a match at the weekend, and the two Arsenal fans thanked me 🙃

Absolute waste of an opportunity from Wissa #nufc

Ooof unlucky there for Willock #nufc

That would have been such an unreal start 😭 #nufc

Or don’t… #nufc

Yes Will! #nufc

Get in Rambo! #nufc

Come on then lads, make my day. #nufc

I am currently many wine/spritz/negroni’s deep, in Florence. I have seen culture. I have petted cute doggos. I have eaten pizza. I am balls deep in a negroni. I am on my way to pasta. If you try to tell me Jesus would have wanted anything different for his big day, I’ll crucify you myself.

Downside of today, had to spend 7 hours in an airport. Upside of today, spent those 7 hours in a first class lounge. Actual upside of today, saw Neville Longbottom in the flesh.

Got some wine delivered today and the delivery man said “I won’t ask for ID, you look old enough”. I have never been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with.

Turns out we only have 10 minutes of good football in us.

Shambles.

Ffs lads!

ANTHONY GORDOOOOON!

What a header from Elanga!

Some boy Elanga! #nufc

What a fucking boyyyyyy! #NEWMUN

OHHHHH ANTHONY GORDONNNNNNN!!!!!!!

Wonderful work from Joelinton there. #NEWMUN

Get in Murph! #QARNEW

Here’s a different gif… #QARNEW

AND AGAINNN! #QARNEW

And again! #QARNEW

THIAAWWWWW #QARNEW

GORDOOOOON! #QARNEW

Chuffed for Woltemade. That will give him a load of confidence! #ASTNEW

SANDROOOOO #ASTNEW

Get in Tonali! #ASTNEW

HOW IS THAT NOT A PEN!? #ASTNEW

Tripps and Bruno pushing Eddie towards the crowd.

1 down, 5 to go! #MCINEW

This is embarrassing.

Ffs lads.

Willock had to score there 😭 #MCINEW

Heard my bf hiccup tonight for the first time in almost 6 years. Is it too late to get the ick?

Gonna need 175938639 working days to come to terms with the death of our queen and saviour Moira Rose.

Wasn’t a penalty, was a PSG handball that ricocheted off Miley. Wasn’t a card, was a foul already given to Elanga. Wasn’t a high kick, was half Burn’s height. Wasn’t a foul, was a shoulder to shoulder. The list goes on….