I'm actually at @baker.co. This is just an archive of old tweets. Only bots around here now.

Went for it

My current phone's camera was amazing and all I ever needed until 5 minutes ago.

Four colors, three of which lack color. #AppleEvent

Pretty incredible. I used Cursor + Claude (by @anthropicai) and @Spotify's API to make a script I only thought of this evening, and did it in about 15 minutes....

We’re all trying to find the guy who did this.

Is conservative America really not going to vote for the only ticket that could successfully back up a trailer?

Harris/Buttigieg 2024. The continuity ticket. Follow it with a full court press/blitz from every Democrat that ever wants a single dollar from the DNC again.

Total eclipse and inbox zero on the same day. Buying a lotto ticket now.

Total eclipse of the fart.

I'm not saying anyone looks cool while they're wearing the Vision Pro, but let's remember what damn near everyone was saying about people wearing AirPods just a few years ago too... thecut.com/2018/04/apple-…

You know, strikes and gutters, ups and downs. Agency life if nothing if not a rollercoaster. But @_Final_Final's 2024 is off to a good start.

OpenAI board found out

18339x9706 pixels

Corner office. @LowertownA2

New scam just dropped. I assume they’re scraping USPS APIs to know I have a package being delivered.

Build a bar, they said. It'll be fun, they said. They were right.🍺🍹☕️ @LowertownA2

Well played Vandana. Well played.

Jesus, now @MDOT_A2 wants to build a 2.5 mile-long permanent 8' steel fence along the Huron River — Ann Arbor's primary (only?) natural asset — on a stretch where not one death or even near-miss has been reported? There's a petition to try and stop it: change.org/p/stop-mdot-fr…

Progress update at @LowertownA2; fresh paint, new doors/windows, interior work progressing quickly. Keep an eye out later this fall.

We’re just never going to solve email are we?

Everyone talks about the the fame and fortune you get from being self-employed, but not enough people talk about the naps you get to take too.

Serious telephoto might make me get an iPhone Pro Max. Will I hate it?

NameDrop, sending contact info over AirDrop, is such obvious but such genius feature naming.

Start then young.

Google Forms shortens the results chart by *not* showing the labels of options people actually chose and always showing the ones that were never chosen. 🤡

"I have a quick phone call. Can you two just go read for twenty minutes?" Kids:

Watch for Inmate #P01135809 as the hot new white supremacist code number next season.

At least the bots are being honest these days.

If the revenue I'm missing out on is more than the cost of "X Premium", than just hook me up automatically and write me a check for the difference.

A rafter retreating rearward right round the riperian runway.

Looking for city names that include the word "town". Not the easiest syntax for Google, who is reliant on someone else producing a page with that list for them to index/link to (if they get the intention correct). GPT-4 just made a list of 39 cities before I could write this.

Back on my bullshit

This is still the bird app right?

Wake me up when he’s in jail.

✌️🖤

Looks dumber every time I see it. Especially with all of the "x" close buttons.

70mm

Ocean water temperatures in Florida were over 101° this weekend, but by all means, let’s keep talking about billionaires and their media foibles.

Barbie was great.

Fresh water is the best water. Lake Superior, 2024

Unicode history is my new passion.

Can't even.

This website has some real Ashley Madison vibes now.

ex dot com

I never went to business school, so I guess I missed the case study where you pay $43b, alienate advertisers and devs, then flush the remaining brand equity away to use the product name equivalent of a midlife crisis combover.

I haven’t touched @Reddit since @Apolloreddit got shut down. Smooth move Reddit.

I've now lost wedding rings in 2 of the 5 Great Lakes.

15 years. 💘

It’s adorable! @playdate