You Twinned your last Thomson, you Rolled your last Stone, you manoeuvred your last orchestra in the dark.

The German goal song is a total banger. youtu.be/KQRaj1vcnrs?...

That's what Americans don't get about football, 0-0 draw but you are totally invested.

We all want Iran to win right?

The was tighter than the strait of Hormuz.

Would have taken that TBH

Ryan Christie had a brief spell of scoring crackers outside the box and since then he's been blazing balls over the bar.

Mon Scotland park the bus!

Surely the other US player that ran onto the keeper was interfering with play?

Declan Rice looks like an adult toddler.

Keep possession FFS

Bad for the heat

Celebrating winning a bye kick is not great.

Hydration break means get another beer from the fridge?

How did Duncan Ferguson get a visa?

Canada fans going Tortonto

Chriss Waddle

Dreams didn't come true for Gabrielle

Fuck hope this doesn't go to extra time

Not getting a great sense of occasion from this final. Arsenal scoring early doesn't help I suppose.

Thinking more about Shankland to Rangers. It will be good to have a torn faced Scottish Hun to hate again.

Can't blame Shankland for going to Rangers, he's got a taste for finishing second now.

Engels has been the unsung hero of the run in.

Kelechi dances it in

Just before Engels scored I said somebody take a pop. I feel I'm partially responsible for the goal.

Daizen finishes with aplomb. Football is the only context where you can use the word "aplomb".

Will this put an end to the diddy whining. Ref was doing Hearts a favour. youtu.be/dKuakAGZRXg?...

John McGinn practising for Scotland lifting the World Cup.

Is that Paul Stanley from Kiss boy? #eurovision

Romania bring erotic asphyxiation to kids. #eurovision

It #eurovision White Stripes.

They are enthusiastic about Moldova

Moldova giving me a 2000s flashback. Even got a rap breakdown. #eurovision

You don't have to scratch very far to find sectarianism even among "progressives" in Scotland.

Bringing on Osmand was a risky strategy but it totally paid off. Bold and brilliant decision from MON.

Do we need to concede a goal to wake up?

Hearts giving Trusty as much of the ball as they can.

Why does the ref stop the game there?

Things that happened THIS SEASON that don’t feel real: 1. Brendan Rodgers’ ‘Honda Civic quote’ 2. Desmond’s evisceration of Rodgers 3. The Kasper Dohlburg farce 4. Lawell’s “behave” 5. Getting patched by David Fofana 6. Getting literally laughed at by Go Ahead Eagles 7. The Kairat penalties

So are we all ready to possibly be the bad guys of football who ruin the fairytale story?

imagine the comedown at Tynecastle when that went in.

This season will end me.

Reo redemption arc incoming.

Ok time for the good half🙏

We can't get out, Motherwell totally in control.

Bumped into my barber in Asda. Rattled by the incongruity immediately went into talking shite mode "Awright daein a bit a shopping?"

Get in roon ye Knox, yer team got humped.

Oran Mor is one of the prettiest venues.

Classic Daizen