I gotta tell my bestie, someone call my bestie 🗣️‼️

And speaking of magic what the fuck happened on the set of Wicked that resulted in Ariana and Cynthia crying and cuddling in every interview? Like I don’t wanna speculate on people’s mental health but they look like Anna Sisters

white women be saying shit like “we’re the grandchildren of the witches they couldn’t kill” all the time but let a nigga talk about Voodoo and all of a sudden we’re satanic and evil

Fun fact the actual reason you can’t go in the Vatican is because they’re hiding the body of Christ

Freaky Tarzan Sex

Yeah, whatever

Tried sleeping, woke up 7 minutes later mumbling about how “it’s simply not green” and I don’t even know what the dream was about

Nah bro don’t even worry about me I just keep myself awake by overthinking until I’m nauseous

Dawg TikTok be recommending me ANYTHING

You take one sip of this and suddenly you hate black people and want to give everything you own to Israel

If we fucking don’t call me no boring shit like “daddy” bitch call me Captain Nemo

ICP (Insane Clown Pussy)

wide girl winter

meow i'm back. #TheSims4 #Sims4Render #Blender #3DART #whimsigoth

The crazy (actually not that crazy at all) part is that you can buy that cup without the starbucks branding for like $7 on alibaba, they’ve somehow tricked people into thinking a mass produced cup shaped like a bear is a rare luxury item with actual value

BLOCKED??

You’re gonna have to answer for this at the pearly gates btw

The republicans are making weed illegal again

> 27 years old, homeless > Doxxes themselves to a stranger they just met hours prior > Is scared of not meeting with stranger because he now has her dox > Accuses stranger of blackmail despite him never once holding her dox over her head

I figured it out, British food always looks cold

mind you all i said was i'm taking a nap

Gonna post that werehog drawing after this nap ☝️😮

That rhyme dumb as shit violets are fucking purple

In 2026 WE (ME and 🫵🏿 YOU) will all be moving to The People’s Republic of Mumdanistan

If FL Studio is good enough for Mick Gordon it’s fucking good enough for me

How I’m pulling up for the BLEMMYS

:O

If you not doin shit the Nemway you’re doing it wrong

Glory be to Zohran Mamdani’s glorious Islamic socialist city of New York

EAT A DICK ANDREW CUOMO

ICP (Insane Clown Pussy)

“Omg I’m so cold” yeah well I went Balenci on the hoodie so

All we do in 2025 is cry and jerk off

Take my shirt off and all the hoes stop breathing (Gucci Mane voice)

Me watching the roach I thought I lost spinning around in the washing machine

She call me the

Finally decided to see what Mouthwashing was about and this nigga Jimmy is actually the fucking Antichrist

Kids don’t even Trick or Treat anymore they just up fye🤦🏿‍♂️