Some days it doesn’t completely suck to be a matt

A horrid part of my brain says I would look dead sexy in that suit. Life was so much easier when I hated myself

During ocarina of time do you think link ever tried to talk to Sheik about women? Like tried to get his take on whether or not he should have tried to convince say Ruto to stay engaged?

Jesus Christ too damn young and something that happens too damned often

Alan Doyle pointed me out while I was singing along at a great big sea concert It was Lukeys boat

youtu.be/p3-18Zi67a8?... How did they know I was reading GI Joe?

KILL HIM DEAD!!!!

Okay starting to see why she ends up joining the joes

Oh yeah October guard baby!!! Always love when these guys show up

Hardly ever gets any focus, one of the more likely characters to get left out of any adaptations and is liable to vanish for dozens of issues at a time. Shes my favourite

Look comic book industry just let Larry Hama write whatever the hell he wants

This top secret military unit has its own licence brand of soda. See shit like this is why it’s the wrong move to try to make GI Joe just straight up military fiction. Gotta be willing to get a little goofy with it

Then I saw her face Now I’m a believer Not a trace of doubt in my mind I’m in love Ohhhhh Im a believer I couldn’t leave her if I tried

Living in hope that I’ll convince at least some folks to give these comics a shot

I really like Ron wagner’s art in these issues you really get the sense stalker was on the verge of breaking before they came

We are Fighting Dreamers takami wo mezashite Fighting Dreamers narifuri kamawazu Fighting Dreamers shinjiru ga mama ni Oli Oli Oli Oh! Just go my way!

I can’t believe I’m going to end up spending money on a low light action figure in my thirties

It is fun how consistent larry Hama is about everyone hating the CIA

I swear to god if anything happens to low light I will do nothing because as a comic book fan I am the third most worthless category of human beings

He went from “I’ll impersonate cobra commander and take over. What a brilliant plan!” To “I WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY” in like five minutes

Poor, poor, dumb, worthless, stupid, pathetic Fred. Just a pawn in a much larger game

Hmmm Hot

And Tigra took that as a challenge

Comics are neat

Moon knight comics aren’t as memey as the internet would have you believe but they are quite often funny

Moon knight as a mystical character is fun cause it’s just how can I turn this into a street level problem I can punch?

I think the Huston run from the mid 2000s is still my favourite moon knight series but man is the Ellis run just the perfect this is the coolest motherfucker you’ll ever see comic

The best runs can teach you what you need to know about a character in a single issue

Fuck thats a great look

Schemes and counter schemes, plots and snares this is what I come here for

Well, the one on the right was on the left And the one in the middle was on the right And the one on the left was in the middle And the guy in the rear burned his driver's license

As Joey styles might say CATFIGHT

How is it that I didn’t remember this arc? Just some nice cruelty from Larry Hama here doing everything he can to break them down

These two have the weirdest dates

Hama, it’s a toy commercial man

Their safe word is coast guard

Sweet sweet interpersonal conflict how I adore you

The politics are questionable at times but the shenanigans are immaculate

Coming up on the cobra civil war the only good civil war story marvel was ever associated with

It’s neat you don’t think of classic cobra commander as a particularly dynamic character, not one built for a lot of growth and change theres a reason he and starscream has the same voice actor. But under Larry Hama he goes on a journey man

Not quite as bad as hearing a scooby doo where are you episode is set in china but man do I wish I don’t have so much affection for series from decades ago

Oh, oh dear, oh boy this, this is not going to be tasteful

Rewatching gargoyles and I’ve come to a conclusion. xanatos is what would happen if lex luthor was actually as smart as he thought he was

The most important Christmas special to watch

So pretty PUT IT ON A SHIRT

Feels weird not reading this on my iPad but I love it

want tattoo of it

Christmas is off to a good start

My dad put a candle in my room to try and block out the scent of our neighbours terrible cooking seeping through the extremely thin walls, and the way he placed it makes it look as though the JLI are in the middle of an occult ritual.