If you wake up to Cousin It though, you picked her.

Fellas, don’t make fun of your girl’s beauty routine. If it makes her feel better about herself, support that shit. Just make sure you remind her she doesn’t need it for you.

Putting in work.

When your workout was especially good that day.

Damn, I’m good at training and managing.

If the Giants want to forfeit the rest of the season, I’ll understand.

Off to Milwaukee.

Leg day was a success. #Quadzilla

Hello, new followers. Welcome aboard. If your whole timeline is mostly just simping for someone, you probably won't get followed back.

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Browsing Twitch, come across some girl doing laundry in a bikini with dudes throwing money at her. About to start managing e-thots….

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Thousands of people whose tongues looked like they were in prison when they smiled.

Finally back home after taking a little detour first. Feel free to skip OKC in the future. Not seen so many people with so few teeth between them in a while.

Every penny and so much more.

Atomic proved that I’m worth every penny as a trainer. She already had the skills. Now we just put the pieces together the tight way. Onto Mrs. Ed Lopez.

Somebody hit a power pole near my house, sitting in the fucking dark till it gets repaired. I’d never make it as an Amish person.

Maaaaaay have spit my drink everywhere. Thanks, Kevin!

It's called the Cinderella City because there's a serious number of ugly stepsisters.

Got everything needed for an afternoon of football. May stream tonight if my team picks up the win.

If I keep picking up new talent to manage, I may never make it back into the ring at this rate. 💰

#TIL about vaginal steamers. Some of ya’ll will believe anything. 🤦‍♂️

Orlando has been my favorite stop in a while, and today has been exhausting. And expensive.

Anyway, off to take a walk through the park.

May have left some cash in Spongebob's pants too.

I do like me some rollercoasters, and there's several here.

Visited here earlier.

Checking out Universal today.

That didn’t take long. ✌️

Still wired. Let’s explore Orlando.

Then tomorrow, I’m gonna see the sights of this city.

Carmen is ready, she’s had her RBF working overtime since I met her.

Should have known she would wuss out. Carmen will be at Unstoppable, I guarantee that. So will I. Already packing for O-Town. May visit Disney, ain’t been in a minute.

Whoever shows up gets the Ace.

Things you discover looking up gameplay streams.

Browsing Twitch. Dozens of women laying around in their underwear doing not a goddamn thing while simps throw money at them. Make your paper, boo-boo.

I’m too nice of a person sometimes.

Account gone. Guess that was a no on the gift card.

Done with travel for several days. I feel a movie marathon coming on.

Very disappointing, really loved the first one.

Watching Megan 2. This was… not a good idea.

One of my favorite pictures of me.

Got Ludacris stuck in my head tonight. Fuck if I know why.

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Flashback from a trip to Japan. Quadzilla.

Alright, Fort Worth. Entertain me, I got a lot of time to kill.

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