I know there’s no time of possession in baseball, but I swear when the Yankees are struggling, their innings at bat go by way faster than their opponent. It doesn’t even matter if runs are scored.

You can set your clock by the annual Boone swoon.

Okay, who’s the idiot who reminded the Yankees what month it is? Was it Boone? I‘m blaming Boone.

When you punt a game at the start, the team takes on that mentality. Yankees already thinking about getting on the plane to Detroit. Down 3-1, might as well be 10-1. And with Doval in, it might be soon.

Wells is unplayable. They can’t wait 6 more weeks to address catcher.

Wish Cabby would stop with that mitt. He slides off the bag every time.

Completely forgot Roberto Kelly was with the Yankees in 2000. I had to look it up. Only played 10 games at the start of the year, most of which was a west coast trip. That explains it. Tore his UCL and missed rest of year.

Another Boone masterclass I see.

Shout out to Thibs, Julius Randle, Dante D, and all the guys who helped get us here.

This is up there with seeing the Rangers win in ‘94. Drought was 1 year shorter, but it’s just as sweet. Bing bong!

When the Spurs clinched in game 5 in ‘99, on the road at MSG, the final score was 78-77. We’re in range for some beautiful symmetry.

As the Knicks rallied with a game-winning 2-pointer, NYers held their number 1! At the final whistle and for the next 7 minutes, NYC saw a water‑use spike equal to 368,697 toilet flushes! As the #Knicks surged, we fought the urge… because we knew the team was on the verge… OF HISTORY! 🚽🏀🔥

Even I didn't think it was this bad.

Do I know ball or do I know ball? (Or was I really just grasping at straws?) Thank you, Knicks!

Knicks ended the game on a 55-25 run starting with under 9:30 to go in the 3rd qtr

Lotta babies about to be named OG in these parts

Anything is possible! Bing bong

Get it down to 10 in the 1st 2 minutes of the 4th and this is possible

Not giving up yet. They came back against the Celtics (twice). They came back against the Cavs. They’ve come back on the Spurs. Just stop the bleeding and get the momentum turned. Once it gets going, the Spurs won’t be able to stop it.

Getting very 1994 Rangers Game 5 vibes. My heart can’t take these swings. Win Wednesday and finish them in 6.

Brian Cashman to do list: Bullpen x4 C x2 3B SS 2B

Yankees playing like they’d rather be watching the Knicks. They were suspect with Judge. No Judge, they’re dead.

Yankee lineup with Judge was suspect. Without Judge...hoo boy.

Bing bong. That’s 1.

The Yankees are starting to feel very 2023-ish. So, go Knicks!

If the Yankees want to win anything this year, they better start petitioning the league to play more games vs the Royals. Great rotation means nothing if you can’t hit and have no bullpen.

Not going to jump to any conclusions about Judge not being in the lineup the day after an off day.

Happy to see OBJ back with NYG, but the chances he gets hurt and retires before the season even starts is probably higher than you think.

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Analytically the Cavs are crushing this.

By the end of the week, the Rays will have scored more runs and have a better run differential than the Yankees. Waiting until the deadline to fix the bullpen is too late.

3 runs in last 37 innings…. they’ve only allowed 9 in the same span and they’re 0-3.

Yankee starting pitching: 5/5 Yankees bullpen: 2/8 Yankee hitting: 4/13 Yankee baseball IQ: lol

That the Yankees think this is the best team they’ve had in years tells you all you need to know about their ability evaluate.

Don't worry, he'll be there for the next one I'm sure

Yankees playing like they rather be watching the Knicks like the rest of us.

Has a team ever led the league in runs scored and times being shut out?

This move will always drive me crazy. If you were willing to pitch Fernando Cruz if you tied the game, why not go to him down 2 anyway?

Jazz

Yankees got to be the only team in the league that will make the playoffs yet the season feels over in May.

Fun fact: the straw was invented to drink beer.

Reminder that Aaron Boone said JC Escarra was a top 10-15 catcher in MLB and yet Wells plays more.

That bottom 5 in the Yankees lineup - woof. Jazz, McMahon, Jones, Volpe, Wells.

I guess the Bronx Zoo decided to hold on to all of its top prospects until they have no more trade value.

So, Cole replaces Fried. Vibes for this team went from 'sky high' to 'clean house' overnight it seems.

Good vibes Yankees rally to win this game. Bad vibes Yankees get 1-hit.

Fried has been off since the Texas series. Keeps looking at and wiping his pitching hand. Something is definitely wrong with him.

Gotta hand it to Brian Cashman. Getting the Boone June Swoon out of the way in May is genius.

Yankee offense up the middle has been non-existent. Wells, Jazz, Grisham, and Caballero. Outside of 1 or 2 games, all Grisham does is walk. Caballero forgot how to steal bases. Jazz thought 50/50 was possible and I don’t know if he gets on base 100 times this year. Wells just isn’t any good.