HIT A BLUNT

leon 🎀

YOU HAVE HIM MUTED BUT EMET WAS OFFERING TO EAT YOU OUT CRAZY STYLE

I WOULD FUCK A ZOMBIE I DO NOT CARE

I'D MARRY A ZOMBIE I DON'T CARE GET THE FUCK OUT MY WAY

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@schuetzenfeste.bsky.social YOU'VE BEEN CROWNED THE NEW BUTT KING CONGRATS YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO

OLWEN IF YOU DON'T ELECT A NEW BUTT KING NEXT SINDAY I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO HAVE TO BEAT YOUR ASS

I CAN FORGIVE ANYTHING EXCEPT STEALING FOOD

WELP. WHERE'S ALL THE THANCREDS. WE NEED TO PUT YOU INTO A ROOM FOR A BIT. AND NOT LET YOU LEAVE IT.

pinned tweet.

Vroom.

so this is how amelia gets a second kid in 8.0 ❤️💚 #wolgraha #grahame #ffxiv #ffxivart

MY FARTS SMELL LIKE EGGS BUT I HAVEN'T EATEN EGGS. WHAT THE FLIPPING FUCK.

ON TOP OF SPAGHETTTTIII-

[There's a HUGE spread - popotos, bread rolls, stuffings, cranberry sauces, vegetables, fruits, pies...the turkey isn't ready yet but getting there] [everything looks and smells amazing. Haurchefant likely did the plating. The kitchen, if anyone is brave enough to look inside, is a war zone. >>

WHO WANTS TURKEY I'M COOKIN'.

GIANT WOMAN.

[stays Exactly the Same]

Emet selch boobs at his feet

GOD LITERALLY WOULDN'T LET ME DIE AND NOW I HAVE KILLED GOD SO NOW I'M THE ONE WHO WON'T LET ME DIE

// this one is OLDDDD but anything for #wolchefant week

I WANT THE JETPACK

WHAT

What're these energy drink things Solution Nine keeps offerin' me.

//HOW COULD I FORGET

Emmanellain de Fortemps #gposers • #ffxiv • #elezenhours • #elvashade

I WASN'T EVER FOOLED BY ASAHI'S NICE GUY ACT BY THE WAY I STARED INTO THOSE "INNOCENT" HUGE ANIME EYES AND KNEW HE WAS UP TO SHIT

LIST OF THINGS EMET SELCH HAS MADE: 1. WEIRD DUMB LOOKING HORSE THING. WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT 2. BIRD THAT STARES AT YOU AND HATES YOU 3. EMPIRE THAT EXPLODES ITSELF BAD AT MAKING THINGS. THIS IS WHY HE WAS GIVEN THE JOB OF DEALING WITH DEAD SHIT.

CASE CLOSED @menphinasscorn.bsky.social IS CROWNED THE NEW BUTT KING WITH HER ABSOLUTE DUMPTRUCK ASS AND IS TASKED WITH JUDGING NEXT WEEK'S BUTTS @schuetzenfeste.bsky.social GETS SECOND PLACE. LOOKS VERY SOFT AND KNEADABLE. GOOD BOUNCE.

Emet- s... Stink. Emet-Stink.

//i dont think i have a single screenshot of emery where they don't have furious resting bitch face the pfp for this account is honest to gods the most accurate depiction of them 24/7

//in timelines where Emery is just a Scion and not the WoL they absolutely are in the group with Thancred and Urianger And Bakool Ja Ja is afraid of them Koana gets a bit more left alone by his nonsense

Whatever. Bees.

[clears their throat louder]

❄️❄️❄️

Do your AOE Mr. Big Tits I'm ready to float

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

EAT EM WITH DIP

's when a guy named Greg gets knocked up.

//im realizing that Emery is the only character I've bothered to write action sequences for

He has the most uncunty hair fucking ever.

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