Happy ⚫️🏆⚪️ Day, to those (like me) who celebrate! #NUFC

Things I hate about the USA - the entire administration and those who supported it and are active in maintaining it, and/or are obscenely wealthy because of it. Things I don't hate about the USA - the rest of the USA. There are many who never wanted this. Hopefully you'll have your day again.

Rosenior - "I never make excuses." Rest of the interview is 100% excuses. #NUFC

Couldn't watch any of the game today - maybe that's why #NUFC picked up an away win at Chelsea! GTFI! ⚫️⚪️😃

Total sickener at the end there. A full strength #NUFC may well have won that quite comfortably. But we have this damaging habit of not protecting leads! Still, we played well mostly. Tough ask to win over there, but not impossible.

Is it too late? www.theguardian.com/global/comme...

Port Vale 😂🤣👏

Lots of 'newspapers' opining that not backing Tramp's illegal war is some kind of failure on our part. Yet just weeks ago, the dirty, orange, draft-dodging nonce was insulting UK troops by saying they were behind the front lines in Afghanistan. Everyone just has to be correct, don't they?

Same old same-old with those cheating buggers. Need to pick ourselves up - lots of important games to come. #NUFC

'Trying to join wars that are already won...'? We're not trying to. Also, you haven't won. Come on cholesterol, do your stuff!

Last week, diesel was £1.37/litre here. Now it's £1.49. Last week, British Gas were offering me a lower fixed tariff. I checked again today - it's been replaced by variable tariffs, all of which will cost much more than the one I have. All because a dirty president has something to hide...

Trump: "When crazy people have nuclear weapons, bad things happen." Don't we know it, you horrible twat.

I did a lol.

Very proud of the Toon tonight. Ref trying to ruin it for everyone. Cue the usual manc arrogance. And now they get to head down the A1 with zero points. Osula... take a bow lad! Tripps, Burn all deserve special mentions. Ramsdale redeemed himself admirably. GET IN - I shall smile all tomorrow! #NUFC

That state visit for the narcissist orange moron turned out to be an inspired decision, didn't it? A large (and perhaps wishful thinking) part of me just wants us to cut all ties with those wankers and rapists. At least until a sane government manages to get in again... #FuckTrump

The biggest irony in all this? Both Netanyahu and Trump are urging the Iranian public to take to the streets and overthrow the present regime. Meanwhile, if you do the same in the US or Israel, the respective governments will arrest/deport/shoot dead such agitators. #FuckTrump

I thought with all these home games coming up, we’d put on a run. Fine time to stop being able to win at home then. Barcelona and the Manchester Reds must be quaking... 🙄 Worst defence in the entire PL right now. Pope possessed with the spirit of Onana. Deflating. #NUFC

I don't care how crazy that game ended up. We're through to the last 16 of Europe's elite competition. Bring on Barca / West London Melts. But first... three more big home games in a row in the space of a week. Can we win the lot? That has to be the target. #NUFC

I read this article about 'pink slime', and couldn't help thinking about the online Evening Chronicle on a lower level.

27 years ago, I came within a whisker of emigrating to the US. It fell through due to some bullshit oversight from my prospective employer. I was devastated. If only I could go back in time and speak to myself back then... #FuckTrump #FuckICE

Not disappointed by that. We gave them a game, which is the least I asked for. Thought Pope could have done better for their first, mind. There will come a day when we'll twat these cheats. #NUFC

We may well lose this weekend. I just don't want us to get thrashed if so - give them a game! #NUFC

Beautiful night. Leave aside the goal we conceded and the little bit of afters between Gordon and Tripps, that's exactly what was needed. Rest players in the return leg, then look forward to the knockout stages of the Champions League. #NUFC

I've seen some crazy shit in my time... #NUFC

These draws are dodgy. #NUFC

GET YOUR KIDS VACCINATED AGAINST MEASLES! STOP LISTENING TO WAKEFIELD / RFK - INSPIRED PSEUDOSCIENCE! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Haunting. I remember reading some Edge articles about 15-20 years ago, some good, some very creepy and awful. So much going on behind the scenes back then.

Didn't really expect to win that, so well done the Toon! Fans sounded class. All players working really hard. Officials need to be tarred and feathered for some of those decisions, even if Villa shot themselves in the foot. Now please... relatively easy home draw next! #NUFC

Can never relax when we're only a goal ahead... Spurs are shite mind. Great 3 points even so. Not sure what's happening with Sandro though. Some really good play in places, just wish we didn't sit back so much towards the end. #NUFC ⚫️⚪️

The board will have written this season off to take the longer view. This will require stability in management. Therefore, Howe needs to stay. Otherwise, real knee-jerk turmoil ensues. There’s my hill to die on! Although I still contend Tripps (the legend) is gassed. #NUFC

Can't even find the words...! #NUFC

We're not in the same bracket as them, that much is clear. That kind of progress takes time. What we are doing is regularly being in amongst it at least. The story continues... although this season might be fading a bit. Unsure if we can do any damage to Villa in the FA Cup on this basis. #NUFC

Looking forward to thrashing the North London Melts in March, after battering Pep's Ponces tomorrow. #NUFC

That was unenjoyable (apart from the first 30 mins). TNT punditry as biased as it gets. But in the end, if we don't take chances when we're on top, as well as keep on making these individual errors, you'll get yet another shitey result like this. #NUFC

Man United only get to play 40 games this season. As of last night, #NUFC have already played 36 games (excluding friendlies).

Lot of people saying we were poor etc, but I just feel the best team won. I'm not angry about it. Need Bruno back, mind! #NUFC

Worth remembering that #nufc entered this year’s Champions League as a pot 4 team with tougher fixtures than other English clubs and are currently sat 7th. The other pot 4 sides are Galatasaray in 17th, Qarabag 18th, Monaco 21st, Athletic Club 23rd, Copenhagen 26th, Pafos 30th and Kairat 36th.

Trump - "I'm dropping tariffs." Translation - "I'm still bringing in tariffs at a later date, and probably higher ones for worse reasons. Although I may go and cancel them again soon after. Who knows, eh? Mad, innit!" #FuckTrump

Enjoyed that! Lots of great performances out there. Captain Miley! 😃 Can we have a few PL away games like that now? Well done #NUFC - would be amazing to reach the knockout stages automatically, but as tough as it gets next week at PSG. ⚫️⚪️

Sure as hell feels like a defeat. #NUFC

Very decent performance from the lads after all these games. But if you don’t take your chances / shoot first time against this lot, what do you expect? 2nd leg is almost impossible. Bugger! #NUFC

I've aged 10 years in the past 4 days. Thanks #NUFC

Trump is a power plant. He is the ultimate fall guy. Put in place to distract and create mass disturbance so others can fulfill their agendas, too stupid, illiterate and crooked to know he is being used. As we are. Why education is important.

That ICE agent got run over the same way Trump got shot in the ear.

That win is very much dedicated to Kevin Keegan. Hope he was watching it, it was very 'him'! #NUFC

Bloody bonkers game. Shitshow defending. Stressed out! Even NOW TV cut out just before FT... AS I TYPE WE FUCKING WIN IT!!!!! Holy shit... I'm not sleeping tonight. YEEEESSSSSSS #NUFC

The heart and soul of one of the best periods of supporting #NUFC. Keep fighting, Kev. Geordies everywhere are with you. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

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Our 9 January fixtures… this month is going to last forever! So… is it too much to ask for 9-10 PL points (or more?), round 4 of the FA Cup, the advantage in the second leg of the Carabao Cup and the knockout stages of the Champions League…?! #NUFC