👀 I know they said if mushrooms grow the soil is “good” but I have my doubts 🌱

Texas Pete hot sauce has been recalled in ten states. Louisiana would never

My son is autistic and we were talking about future jobs and one was in daycare and he gave me the loudest nonverbal fk them kids

Listening to Spotify and my AI DJ said “up next, fuel for your soul” and then played Juvenile Back That Thing Up. Y’all, what that mean?

I travel as light as possible and opt for Southwest Airlines for their open seating. I’ve never check my bags but them charging now is fowl. Might as well switch to the Waffle House of the sky.

People are people and I don’t like that

Learning is weird because since I was diagnosed as anaphylactic, after all the mini research I did and after months I just typed the right combo of words and boom, ya girl allergic to Hymenoptera family insects 😌.

On a brighter note, I went full auntie today. My delivery person didn’t have on a jacket and I threatened to get my belt.

I’d rather TikTok go away than for it to be turned into a US propaganda machine.

TikTok has gone dark

Making a late payment because I forgot not because I’m broke but that’s neither here nor there Credit card company: ⚠️ The payment was due yesterday Me: WTF you want me to do, time travel 12 hours!! I don’t need notice I’m irresponsible.. I know

I just wanna say 15 year old me would be shocked, appalled, grateful, amazed, and relieved. I didn’t think I’d live to see 18, kids, a home of my own, a half ass career, traveling outside the country, partaking in “gardening”, love, and repeated strength to keep fighting. #depression

New year same me. Because I shut that shit down on Dec 31, 2023.

Whatcha doin

Why is my skyline filled with cheating husbands, phone bills, and ED? I leave for 1 day

As a homeowner the biggest fear is a major expense.. like no duh. The house was colder than usual. Heat was at 70 therm at 61👀 (internally..omg whyyyyy😭😭 I gotta call folks, have them in my home, part with money) I hit that breaker and that bish kicked on

Not that wings was always cheap but they are def going the way of oxtails because what do you mean 8 wings are $19 on the app and $15 in-house? And $9 for 6 boneless which are just nuggets.

So FIRST OF ALL!! This is Bluesky and if @over40 ain’t a thing cool. So anyway I feel after a colonoscopy I got a fresh start.. nevermind the IBS because we are warriors

Got my colonoscopy today. This is important so don’t brush this off!! The prep was worse than the procedure. They knocked ya girl out 😌

I don’t know who this is for but stop it! Some of yall feet already smell like spicy Funyuns

I busted a move and at 47 I did the Salt n Pepa back dip and my knees still work 🎉

🌱 I’m an artsy kinda person and wanted to incorporate some home safety with my gardening. Asked chatgpt for examples and well

I ran out of leftovers but the way my stomach setup I can only eat meals made from scratch and I don’t feel like cooking

I like wigs but them “lace fronts”.. I tried and I just can’t have stuff stuck to me. Knew damn well you can see that lace. Great for pics tho. I loc’ed my hair. The older I get the more I wanna less. #blacksky

I love Halloween but I have never watched The Nightmare Before Christmas

Out of 986 artists these were the ones on top. Who’s on your list? #SpotifyWrapped Missy has had the top spot for 2 years running.

I am seeing comment #s but not the comments. I think my block game is set too strong as now I cant see the obviously clever and thought provoking clap backs

My electric bill is not in the 🎅🏿 spirit . Not that it was high but that it came at all 🫠

Another nerd called me a nerd today.. Them: Nerd Me:… (conversation with myself out loud) “…be nice” Them: 🤣 You got to tell yourself Me: Sí

My first blocks on here because what we not gonna do is this nonsense

Day 7,542 of trying to figure out how to get stuff done without doing any of the work

If you’re looking for a toy company that’s for us by us. browntoybox.com

I keep dropping mail all over my house like I’m playing the Sims 🥴

Clearly my 14 year old was the only one who filled out this survey 😒.

As of 2024 I have severe allergies. I homestead 🥴. Meaning I’m out in the garden surrounded by things that would end me. 3-5 years for immunotherapy I haven’t started due to insurance referral issues 😒. But I’m still here. #homestead #gardeningsky

This is me and I’m not sorry (With love of course). I just love us nerds 🤣

Goodreads is owned by Jeff Bezos. A better alternative is StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform. And before y’all start, you can transfer all your Goodreads data to Storygraph so you literally have no excuse.

And did. Thank you!!

Baaabby… I don’t know if I’ll ever go back to teaching in a classroom because my face tell no lies. 😭🤣🤣

The introvert me has been prepared for this coming admin. Another excuse to not people because eeeeww #introvert

My son is 27. His new job is next to a Waffle House. How about he didn’t know what hash browns were .. he was a picky eater as a kid but still

Where are my IBS extreme sport people? #IBSWARRIORS

#addtoblacksky #blacksky

I’ve only followed a few people from the other place… just in case it was just me 🙂‍↔️

It’s raining and I can’t even enjoy being cuddled up because my stomach is doing jumping jacks

Time seems to speed up when you have to clock in

Hot grow season, clay soil, squirrels, fkin squirrels, 🧑🏾‍🌾🍑 squirrels, tree rat squirrels, bugs, and one trip to the ER later and I have 1 tiny watermelon.

My stomach got to get right because I want cheese later.