Dan Quayle lied to me!

Even Duolingo is doom scrolling.

My column. www.montrealgazette.com/sports/hocke...

Irony: that bollocks isn’t in the list

The choice to not dance on graves looks better on the dancer than the grave.

Slightly diminish a band: The Reasonably Satisfied Dead

If I read the tone on Xitter correctly, we’re about three days away from some guys driving trucks all the way to Nova Scotia to go for a walk in the woods.

Heard at a local Dairy Queen: “What do you have that’s dairy-free?”

The best thing about expecting nothing is you always get what you expect

It will never stop surprising me to know that Mary Walsh was in Mad Men.

I’ve had a spiritual awakening, by which I mean my dog’s farts - which are evidence that Satan exists - woke me up.

Today I learned there is a town in Quebec called St. Louis de Ha! Ha!.

Why are cats?

Since the day he was conceived. Bad hockey takes are bad.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, or Marvel

After that clown car event in Washington yesterday, my fellow #marathon runners are demanding an apology from the people who hold up signs saying “worst parade ever.

Alphonso Davies sat directly in front of me on a 13-minute flight between Vancouver and Victoria. It was shortly before his transfer from Whitecaps FC to Bayern Munich.

So many Dennises in the comments today. #thronespeech

If you truly love God then treat your neighbour well, treat your workers, your prisoners well. In this way we will no longer have the hatred and violence that is so prevelant in our time —St Oscar Romero, 5th Sunday of Easter (C) 1977 #StOscarRomero

Hey Siri, can you win a game without recording a shot on goal?

I was paying attention. I was listening. I believed you. I did what you told me to do and I became who you told me to become And that's why I've found myself standing here wondering how you've become someone I no longer recognize, johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/you-raised...

The Liberals have wrecked the economy so bad the Conservatives can’t afford decent actors.

Guys, I think the #Habs might not be a Cup favourite this year.

This is worth your time. I’ve been thinking about Francis for the last day or so, and this galvanized some of my thoughts. It strikes me he was the first pope in my lifetime to consider that his first mission was to people instead of protecting the church. 1/

Manifest, as the kids say

Had the misfortune of coming upon a piece talking about the “woke right” and now I am too stupid to move.

Ovechkin dedicates his record-breaking goal to the brave men and women bombing Ukrainian hospitals

Who will Gretzky bring as his plus-1 today? My guess is Voldemort, or maybe Biff Tannen.

Reposting my shit for no reason.

A certain millennial in my life suggested a movie I might like. It included this clip. Our education system has failed our youth, I tell you what.

My bologna has a first name. It’s O-S-C-A-R

@devinheroux.bsky.social Here’s a suggestion to ask the curlers at the Brier: the host club at Briers from now on should have one of the wild card spots.

You can learn a lot about a person by finding out who they give the benefit of the doubt to. A lot of people give Donald Trump the benefit of the doubt.

RT if you think people should follow me on here for #NHLJets and NHL content. I'd love to build more engagement over here.

Dear manager, my week - Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion -“Lawrence of Arabia", British Beatlemania - Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson - Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex - JFK – blown away, what else do I have to say?

My reminder to Canadians upset at the threat of invasion by the US. Save a portion of your outrage for Canadian politicians who, while they may say the right (ish) things about Donald Trump, are treating some of your fellow Canadians with the same contempt Trump has shown Canada.

How do you leave the best player in the world all alone in the slot?

Good choice of venue, right @richardzussman.bsky.social ?

If our Christianity causes kids to go hungry, the sick to go without healthcare, the stranger to be unwelcome, and the elderly on social security they paid into to be called a “parasite,” all while billionaires get richer, we’ve profoundly misunderstood the most basic elements of Jesus’ teachings.

Gorgeous British Columbia is looking for doctors nurses and more. Check out health care jobs for foreign train health workers here - it’s the physician link but there are tabs for nurses etc www.physicianjobsbc.ca 10/13

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Romans 12:21. But it doesn’t mean you give in to tyrants and it doesn’t mean you don’t vigorously defend the downtrodden.

Has @jmcelroy.bsky.social been supplanted?

Maybe the minimum standard we set could start with “don’t do things that harm vulnerable people.” It’s a low bar but it’s a place to start?

Canada’s Fentanyl Czar