Who is not excited about helping Helen develop a new cheese? #soundofmanyhandsraising #thearchers

Why isn’t Kirsty more anxious about her pregnancy? I am #thearchers

The Laurels like every other residence in Ambridge has infinite numbers of rooms #thearchers

Oh no now we have to worry for Kirsty #continuity #thearchers

Glad that we’re hearing doubts about trusting online ‘health’ products #thearchers

Go on Anna drag her away. We would thank you #thearchers

It’s all going to go horribly wrong isnt it. The BBC wouldnt be caught dead recommending private healtghcare, right? Right?? 😬

Kitty Bot #thearchers

Here we go. Private health care klaxon #thearchers

Pip is still manic. Sigh #thearchers

Why is Ruth suddenly all full of cheer and sunshine? And why can’t she and David offer to pay for Pip to be tested privately if Ruth doesn’t want to have her own test? Puzzling #thearchers

The Ambridge employment fairy hard at work. Everyone gets exactly the job they want when they want it #thearchers

Brian is quite an expert at spin #thearchers

So in other words Adam your only hope is to lie? #thearchers

Adam shut up #thearchers

George’s opinion on visual style? Not worth the radio waves it’s carried on #thearchers

This discussion between Adam and Ian would have been at home in ancient Rome #EmperorBrian #thearchers

Kirsty must be regretting this choice of sperm donor too #thearchers

Oh great more secrets spilling. Poor Kirsty #thearchers

Oi Den. Silence suited you #thearchers

Invasion of the occasionals today… #thearchers

You tell him, Natasha #waxjacket #thearchers

So the Ruaridh story goes on! Good #thearchers

This is weird. So now Ruaridh and George will be best mates? #thearchers

Surely what Bert needs is a friend, not specifically a girlfriend #thearchers

Is toff-oo aristocratic health food? #thearchers

Brian will clonk Ruaridh on the head #thearchers

Why does have nothing else to do? #thearchers

Oh this is so sad. Poor Ruaridh #thearchers

Ambridge is full of angels lately. We’ve got St Leonard of the Teapot, St Ben of the Riverwalk, and St Akram of the Local Populace #thearchers

Great about mental health PSA but can we get back to Ruaridh and Adam?!? #tellhim #thearchers

Carol was always benignly spiritual— not foolish 🙄 #thearchers

How can Tom nearly forget? This is Natasha’s big day #thearchers

Yes! It irks me too when someone says ‘I’ll help’. No— WE will DO #thearchers

Jill’s flapjack recipe! Is that publicly available?? #thearchers

Brian should not be writing a cheque! Surely he knows better than to leave a paper trail (along with the audio one) #thearchers

So Lillian’s going to de-bar George from the Bull and then be able to hold re-barring him over his head. And so on #thearchers

Oh yes Brad and his unrequited love. I’d forgotten #thearchers

Can’t Leonard look after Carol T? And clean her house at the same time #thearchers

The secret spreads. Like butter. Lillian , Lillian #thearchers

George is definitely going to do something dodgy. To Brian #thearchers

Clearly prison is the best place to launch a relationship 💘 #thearchers

Tai chi and chai tea 😂 #thearchers

The twins are going to go private aren’t they? At least if Natasha gets her way #thearchers

💡 over Chelsea's head #thearchers

Yes Adam what IS the matter with you? #thearchers

Love that the SWs have now acknowledged Bert’s mobility scooters! Thank you #bleetalong #thearchers

And perhaps ovaries, too, Ruth 🙁 And yes to inheritance. But surely Pip can get tested herself for BRCA? #thearchers

I imagine Kirsty would be terrified at this point, after Wren #thearchers