When did Predatory Gym Memberships become the industry standard?

I just submitted a university essay where I described the coronation of Charlemagne as "the poor self-control of a licentious pope as he prematurely erupted his papal oils over the fuming warlord" and I'm not sure if I'm gonna get marked down for the phrasing but also - worth it.

For some reason i decided to stream today so we are playing the misadventures of Talion & Smellbrimbor, aka Middle Earth: Shadows of War. Come hang out and collect orcs like pokemon! www.twitch.tv/vykosvt

My first video essay, coming soon.

Oh no my readings and tutorial on the First Crusade turned into a 3000 word essay on the origins of fascism which is threatening to turn into my first ever video essay send help no wait send snacks.

My shortest video yet. youtu.be/YReN1m7C4W4

Everyone is a cynic. Everyone hates humanity. Everyone breathes sarcasm. This is the status quo. Hope and love are punk rock.

Went to bed at 5pm to maximise sleep before an early start. Wake up to see a soft dawn glow at the window. Check my phone, it's 7:30. Amazing, 14 hours sleep. I feel rested and fantastic. Start getting ready for uni until I notice the "dawn" fading. It's now 8pm; I slept for 2 hours. Insomnia sucks

Yeah, I guess being alive ain't so bad.

I'm starting a class action lawsuit against Jesus for stealing all my sins. Anybody want in?

I call this section of my walk "running the bird shit gauntlet"

This is as good as AI is going to get.

They call me Grocery Moses because I've been wandering this supermarket for what feels like 40 years and I'm starting to think I'll die before I find the milk and honey.

I've been very closely following American politics for the last decade, because I correctly believed something awful was likely to happen there, that would affect the whole world. Now that it is happening, I think it is time to focus on the politics of my own country, to ensure we don't follow suit.

Topical.

Fun fact: AI was invented in the 1980s by Alfred Yankovic. He was so far ahead of his time that people called him Weird AI Yankovic.

My phone has been telling me "there is moisture in the charging port" for the last decade. Two days ago I got caught in a massive storm and got soaked through, including my phone. Now the notification is gone. I think I vaccinated my charging port.

My headcanon is that "Big Beautiful Bill" is what Trump used to call Clinton when they hung out with Epstein together.

Pile-o'lotl

Specifically, a wolf rampant cendre

I was digging for worms on the riverbank when I heard from a nearby walking path a dude scolding his dog for being friendly. "I hate people," he said. "I'm not angry, I just need you to hate people like I do." I would have paid anything to hear the dog's well-adjusted response.

I have performed a comprehensive study of all of all the neighbourhood kitties and I wish to report that this is the best kitty.

I made a thing.

“They dragged little Greta [Thunberg] by her hair before our eyes, beat her, and forced her to kiss the Israeli flag. They did everything imaginable to her, as a warning to others,” the Turkish activist ErsinÇelik, a participant in the Sumud flotilla, told Anadolu news agency.

Look at these three doofuses not one of them can find the worm without help

New D&D lore video hot off the presses. #dungeonsanddragons #dnd

New video in about 15 hours!

What percentage of Trump do you think is mad that Kirk's assassination was more successful than his?

New video in 7 hours!

Opinions are like assholes. If you're not a responsible with them, they can get seriously unhealthy and you should seek professional help.

I'm looking up old paintings of sea battles on Wikimedia, and this smells like a psyop. But from which side? Is Russia mocking Ukraine, or are Ukrainian artists rapidly painting as we speak?

Don't fuck with academics. I once told my sociologist friend to take her best shot, and she said that how I play my female d&d character reveals elements of internalised misogyny. Now I think about that every night as I'm going to sleep.

New video in around 19 hours

Really odd cloud formation

New video lessgo

New video in 11 hours

Some of my favourite photos I took of the freak snowstorm to hit Armidale, NSW (more in comments)...

So it ended up snowing A LOT

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It's snowing in Armidale, NSW! ❄️❄️❄️

I found Gonzo in a 16th century Protestant propaganda woodcut print

People in 2025: I don't know how to refer to people who use they/them pronouns. This person in the 90s: My name is an esoteric insignia with a literal smiley face inside it and you will credit me thusly. (Source: end credits to the 1996 movie Fargo)

My slightly OCD Cities: Skylines road layout.

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Daily axolotl pic

New pals. That's Erasmus lurking in the foreground, and Bede cruising behind. Augustine is hiding as usual.

Aeons from now, historians will trace the 21st century agricultural collapse back to an autocorrect typo, whereby Steven Miller accidentally instructed Trump to target ANTIFA radishes.