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It’s time to retire Jeff Probst Jfc #survivor50

So do we think Genevieve gets an idol sent to her in the mail now or what #Survivor50

Joe is truly such a sourpuss, I can't wait to watch him lose again.

Michele Fitzgerald mention 😍 #survivor50

Cirie came back to stomp on these votes!!! #survivor50

God we are so back #survivor50

“Cut from the same cloth”😒 #Survivor50

dee’s best friend is screaming crying throwing up rn #Survivor50

Emily telling secrets to everyone she meets & pushing Christian closer and closer to madness every week is entertaining I’m sorry #survivor50

Ozzy pulled that Billie Boomerang out of his pants like a cock ring #survivor50

joe is INSUFFERABLE #survivor50

Every time I get to the end of my morning caffeine I look up to a God I don't believe in and ask him why it can't be a little bit more.

Thinking about that time the local-ish country station back home posted on facebook asking if it was time to forgive the (formerly Dixie) Chicks and my mom's coworker commented "Forgive sure, Forget NEVER" - I think about that a lot lmao

Do you ever like do a little dance montage and then remember you're in your late thirties and now there's pain lmao

Watching Olivia become a champion was so so good. #thechallenge41

They really thought they cooked w the spin on that challenge #survivor49

Jeff: “Go on, be me!” Sophi: #Survivor #Survivor49

An incredible ending to the "Jawan takes other people's things by accident" storyline #Survivor49

Recently, at age 37, I learned of the existence of car/truck nuts and how did I go so long without knowing this was a thing?

Just so we’re clear: I did get this job and I start a week from Monday!

Really loving these victories from yesterday's votes! Happy to have gotten to be a smol part of California's :)

Today, in an interview, they asked me how I've incorporated AI to make my own personal workflows more efficient and god I really did say I haven't ever had to do that bc I'm just that good.

I'm not going to hug you right now because it would not be genuine💀 #Survivor #Survivor49

Ugh Demi's new album is finally out, do not @ me for a hot minute please.

I know this bitch did not just say rung me out AFTER that edit #Survivor49

This is so brutal wtf #Survivor49

Lmao Enzo going home first this season of #AmazingRace is a chef’s kiss bc still #justicefordesi!! #TAR #TAR38 #Thechallengeusa

This dude is more discount Jonathan Groff than discount Ryan Reynolds #survivor49

These idols are so cunty #survivor49

👀👀👀 #PokemonGo

AND POKEMON ANIMAL CROSSING WTF!!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD

I love the PSApp on my phone bc it alerts me numerous times a day if something I favorited is on sale as if it hadn't sent me 5 notifications about it before I even woke up.

Truly nothing is more important to me rn than Parv winning #SurvivorAU vs the World and that Cirie was nearly there with her.

Been rewatching Desperate Housewives and tbh I've always hated Susan most and I still do but GOD I hate Lynette.

Also when they said freakier they were only talking about Chad Michael Murray #FreakierFriday

The things I would let Manny Jacinto do to me #FreakierFriday

Personally attacked

I'm somewhere in s3 of my current rewatch of #Riverdale but what if I just started it over lmao

Monster Hunter Stories 3??? Sign me tf up.

Get yourself some friends who will send you job openings they find after you rage quit your job. They're the true ones.

Also apparently the small South Dakota town where I’m related to nearly everyone got slammed by a thunderstorm - so far tho no reported deaths in the family but like… there’s a lot of them out there???

Saw Superman today. Really liked it. A good amount of Rachel Brosnahan, who was quite excellent ofc.

Absolutely cannot stop listening to the #KPopDemonHunter soundtrack omg

My manager is on mat leave and is revisiting the holy text #TheOC and what was really stopping us from Ryan and Seth going sailing and then falling in love

Whenever anyone does one of those we’re this age and this age but we were once and then goes thru their other ages together I want to die

The accuracy of this

I’m going to a family reunion in my hometown next week (idk why it’s there but whatever) and I feel like some white redneck relative of mine is gonna say some shit that’s gonna piss me off.