This is the first time Im actively watching the 30 minute family compilation with sound on that i already watched 200 times and like what the hell. the cuts make no sense. they remove the punchline sometimes dont ask why i watched it 200 times. or why its on lastfm with that amount. dont ask me that

Maybe theres something up with me

i understand carmella from sopranos now i am sooo housewife core right now but like. in the bad way

thanks?

start calling killing people turning them into lost media

wgat would you do if you suddenly got hue shifted

Notice how they're happy?

you know what they say: despite undeniable evidence, I am still not in the museum of failed technology

its time, its timer, its timest to boogie!

molecules are a ridiculous concept

They reached 1000 hours in the vc

imagine the kinds of gods the ancient greeks wouldve had if they got to experience spyro the dragon

minesweeper? no those are yours. yoursweeper

another succesful day writing Javascript for Wordpress! I cannot wait to continue this wonderous endeavour

call me Arthritis the way i go oof zeowch anytime i break my bones

Shoutout to software that can count I tell my beautiful baby RAD Video Tools "compress this to 30% of the original (15mb)" Bink 2 manages this, output is 5mb (clever) Bink 1 however. the genius that it is. gives me a file that is 14.5mb large. math heads know this doesnt add up

spent two minutes hyping myself up to remind someone of something and i needed yakuza boss themes to give me enough confidence to ask

catnip to people like me specifically

shoutout to the persok in the group vc that spent 20 minutes loudly chewing and not saying a single word. real shit. they muted at one point and then unmuted to continue crunching

who do cows moo. why not make a cooler sound like BANG or BOOSH

ououououuuoooohoouohh my table

they rebuilt the great wall of china in albania look it up: albania

starberries would be. way better if tzhey were green. you could put them in salad then. follow for more #lifehack

morning routine: 4:00am - wake up from nightmares 4:15am wish boyfriend good night 4:16am - doomscroll on reddit 4:30am breakfast (shitty sandwich) 4:53am watch rgg summit 5:02am complain in general about not enough sleep 5:03am complain in general about not enough sleep 5:05am complain in general a

at it again. help

thank you custom pds, now im publically labelled as a security concern

Hat Kid Gets Her Forklift Certification

big fan of the store pa system interrupting its soft music to play a samsung notification noise at max volume

image with a target audience of 2 people at most

my beloved

ouuu the sudden urge to connect a car dashboard to my pc and have it respond to things happening on my puter....

I showed my cousin this as an example of my humor and they just stared at me blankly and now theyre quieter

@java.duke.social java what are you doing!! the opps will use your recent repost against you

has anyone inverted pronouns yet. there is a market for noobnouns.

why are cds always turqoise. terrible. they should make evil ones that are red

beautiful slime girl, first name cinder last name block her slime is concrete !!

people that got a custom domain on here and no website piss me off. when i go there i want to see an awesome website!!! make one!!! learn html and css!!!! you are WEAK and not fulfilling potential if you have an awesome domain and no website

Demodash Cornerboost Wavedash Hyperdash Superdash table exploding sound Wavedash Superdash table exploding sound neutral jump neutral jump neutral jump neutral jump table exploding sound Superdash boowomp boowomp boowomp table crashing sound table crashing sound Superdash Hyperdash Wavedash Hyperda

Heres what driving at ight has taught me about B2B Sales: - Despite the basic human need for acceleration of all processes it is frowned upon to do so in a vehicle. - Speeding Ticket - License revoked :( Death Penalty

VTOL. whats it stand for? not vertical take off & lard. it actuallystabds for: (get ready) (drum roll) virtual (part 2 soon)

picture of me

dont forget to charge dat chromebook ☝️

i think the nerve endings in my right hand are going crazy with it

цwhooo theyre so much 🤧 😭 😫 😩 😔 😪 tchess.xom

new #inspirational quote: those who forget heistory are dsrkw hnm алд

the vc watched an hour of polish tesco ads. help

are you allowed to swear on bsky