Well, I know I feel safer knowing this marauding children's gang of infielders, outfielders, pitchers and catchers won't be able to terrorize the good people of Williamsport.

Afternoon patrol of The City in progress. I wanted to post something about brain-dead individuals who are offended by Superman's virtuous nature, but words are failing me at the moment. Sad that evolution is so elusive for some.

Afternoon patrol of The City in progress. I just turned down the role of Grand Marshall of The City's Fourth of July parade tomorrow because frankly I'm not sure there's reason to celebrate. Elected evil is the worst evil.

Honestly, Arthur, I don't see what's so supreme about it. Supreme seems like an out and out fib.

Be careful, Greg! Gravity is a harsh mistress!

I like the color too, Carol!

Thank you, Doug.

Friday greetings, Bluesky. The notion of Friday the 13th being ominous just seems quaint at this point. Stay strong, everyone.

Persist, chum.

For the record, I stand just over 7 feet tall, weigh around 550 (give or take) and could probably throw a small car over the left field wall at Fenway Park from home plate. Having said that, I have questions, as did Senator Padilla. We clear? #NoMoreMrNiceTick

To uh, quote a friend of mine: So, this all seems horrible.

Thursday greetings, Bluesky! Morning patrol of The City in progress! It's a strange (yet vaguely familiar) feeling starting each day with the thought "I wonder what (insert evildoer here) and the president will be up to today." Stay strong, everyone!

Ditto!

Hah! Good one, David!

Wednesday greetings, Bluesky! Morning patrol of The City in progress! A patrol first: Arthur retrieved someone's wayward pet canary (in mid air!). Winged sidekicks, am I right?! Onward and upward!

Afternoon patrol of The City in progress. To reiterate, bad guys bug me.

Sometimes the most difficult challenges are the ones most worth taking on, eh Dizzy?

Tuesday - and Earth Day - greetings, Bluesky! Morning patrol of The City in progress! Protection of the environment here in the US is up to us. The 'P' seems sorely lacking in our EPA. Stay green, everyone!

Hah! Guess I missed that coincidence by more than 'just that'!

You're welcome, chum.

Monday greetings, Bluesky! Morning patrol of The City in progress! The best thing to do when you don't know WHAT to do? Do the best thing you CAN do. It works for me, and I hope you too.

Sunday - and Easter - greetings, Bluesky! Morning patrol of The City continues! Limiting myself to a half-pound of jellybeans, and feeling very disciplined. I learned from last year (turns out four pounds was WAY overdoing it). Stay moderational, everyone!

Love doesn't begin to describe it, chum. (But honking anyway!)

Saturday greetings, Bluesky! Morning patrol of The City in progress! Currently a large and peaceful 50501 protest going on near Third and Long. Great to see such support for our Constitution. Stay resistant, everyone.

Dizzy, I was today years old when I heard this for the first time! Keen find!

Friday - and #SupermanDay - greetings, Bluesky! Morning patrol of The City in progress! To honor the day, do good. Onward and upward!

One game at a time, Dianne! (Our beloved The City Limits currently in second place behind the Anytown Mascots, but a long way to go still!)

Thursday greetings, Bluesky! Morning patrol of The City in progress! So uhh ... ... ... did I miss anything? Stay strong. Stay positive. Stay resistant.

He's a good role model.

Thursday greetings, Bluesky! Morning patrol of The City in progress! I think we're all in agreement, Spider-Man. Stay strong, everyone.

Tuesday - and April - greetings, Bluesky! Morning patrol of The City in progress! The City Limits open their League Of Ordinary Baseball Teams season tonight at the Anytown Mascots. Weather permitting! Stay hopeful, everyone!

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Monday greetings, Bluesky! Morning patrol of The City in progress! Relatable. You? Stay resistant, everyone.

Seemed like a sensible concept.

Thanks, Dizzy! All in all it was very positive. The interdimensional country we visited had laws against electing convicted felons to any office, so they were uh, you know, advanced.

Sunday greetings, Bluesky! Morning patrol of The City in progress! Our much delayed interdimensional mission was completed last night (whew) and no dimensional lag! (And happy a 86th to Batman!)

Thank you for your diligence, LisaJo! It's always a great feeling to reunite with friends from the old neighborhood!

Much appreciated, CA!

Thanks, Holden!

Thanks, Dizzy. We've been on the interdimensional tarmac since this morning. We keep hearing "any time now!"

Saturday greetings, Bluesky. Morning patrol of The City in progress. Arthur and I are scheduled for an interdimensional mission. No telling how long it will take - and there's a chance it could go haywire. Wish us luck.

Thursday greetings, Bluesky! Morning patrol of The City in progress! Arthur said April Fools Day pranks next week would seem redundant now, and I think I have to agree with my sidekick. Stay strong, everyone!

I couldn't do this without your help, Nelia! Thank you!

We (all) can be heroes.

Keep it safe from the Yancy Streeters, Jeff!

Wednesday greetings, Bluesky! Morning patrol of The City continues! Haven't had to do much superheroing yet; just helping out those in need. ... Which I guess IS superheroey. So uh, be super, everyone!

Oh, indeed there was David! He was a bringer of baked bads!

Somehow, Dizzy, it seems longer than 10 years.

Hah! My favorite pastry would be the one within arm's reach! Not picky!

Tuesday greetings, Bluesky! Morning patrol of The City in progress! I miss the carefree days of my time on social media, Arthur: Misunderstanding hashtags, following the exploits of #Batkid . It's a shame it changed around 2015. Right, chum. THAT guy. Onward, everyone!