If we don’t repeat our mistakes we’re doomed to learn from them

FAPCEO IS THE BEST FORTNITER EVER, EVEN BETTER THAN NINJA AND ME #truth

I don’t think there’s enough good parody musicians these days. Looking into it.

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Today is the 2 year anniversary of me seeing Weird Al in concert. To this day the best concert I’ve ever been to. Also technically the only concert, so there’s that.

Found my short round action figure. Happy new year or something

As days go on I dress increasingly like Indiana Jones. Concerning.

This day sucked and we’re barely half way through. Does not bode well.

Yeah that was definitely a Fortnite event

I feel like writing a jukebox musical can’t be that difficult yk? The hard parts already done, just need to make dialogue. That’s easy, I’ve been talking for years

BlueSky’s telling me to like 10 posts but I think it’s funny to put this off for as long as possible

Ok Gen Z of BlueSky when are we cancelling Eminem?