Been scammed for Brentford spares by some rat on X. Has anybody genuine on here got any? Can meet at ground #EFC @evertonspares.bsky.social

Happy New Year! UP THE TOFFEES! (and Dyche OUT)

Bit rich of Joe Hart to be talking erratic keepers

Wishing all of you lot a very happy Christmas. Hope you have a wonderful day! As always, special shout out to those who don't have the ideal Christmas. It can also be a really tough time of year. Remember to reach out to anybody you know who might be lonely or struggling.

That's my radox

Good point for the bloos today. A bit of a shame Ipswich nicked a winner but we'd have all snapped the hand off for a draw at 2.

Great news on the Everton takeover front, hopefully they'll now dot the i's and cross the t's ready for an official announcement next week. Then we can start to look to the future with more positivity. UTFT! 🔵

Does anybody actually think it gets played then?

These leaks at BMD, how easy to fix? Handover in 2/3 weeks. Potential for delay? Quite alarming to see such volume of water getting in from a bit of rain.

Everton (24/25) when Branthwaite starts... P5, W2, D2, L1 - 8 points. (1.6per game) 3 clean sheets. 5 goals conceded (1.0 per game) Everton (24/25) when Jarrod Branthwaite doesn't start P9, W1, D3, L5 - 6 points (0.66per game) 2 clean sheets. 16 conceded (1.77 per game)

Dreading tomorrow night. Failure to win doesn't bear thinking about. We have to win.

After 13 games of (what would turn out to be) their final seasons at Everton... Rafa Benitez 15 points. Frank Lampard 14 points. Sean Dyche 11 points.

Get on that lad calling fans brain dead because we lost the xG by 0.10 today. Lad, we got beat 4-0 and have won 2 matches this season. It's December. We've also won 7 in 35. Spare me the xG shite.

The Dyche apologists gearing up to defend 7 wins in 35

The Doucoure over Mangala thing, I kind of understand in this sort of a game but it doesn't make it any less depressing. Mangala is a far superior footballer.

He loves giving players a rare start in a tough away game, this manager. Beto will look shite today and not be seen from the off again

Shame about that late Palace goal but overall a good day of results for us

Bournemouth getting our season's allocation of penalties in 1 game haha

Good story that Richard Konr at Wycombe. Plucked from nowhere and now slotting regularly

Bodo Glimt winning at United and yet Everton won't lay a glove on Sunday and people will be telling me the players aren't good enough to have a go.

7 wins in his 37 games for Dyche. With United away next we're looking at a full season's worth of fixtures and just 7 wins. And yet there seems to be next to no pressure on him externally

How soul destroying was that shite at Goodison Park today.

Road trip up to Merseyside this weekend. Family to see and of course, the blues on Saturday afternoon 💙

Don't think I've seen anyone flogging CBD on here yet.

Interesting how much media coverage this farmer protest has had when other much larger protests have had almost total media blackout. Makes you wonder who controls what makes the news, doesn't it

Ooo. Who takes the R2 breakfast show gig next year?

I'd be made up if the 1975 headline a year I'm not going

Every time my parents go out they tell Alexa to play 'relaxing dog music' and it absolutely does not work

Saqib bowling lovely in this series, good to see

Encore une fois!

Few days on here and so far so good. Hopefully accounts keep coming across and maintaining usage here, still keeping my twitter open for now and probably the next few months

This MAFS reunion haha

The wife has bought a tub of Celebrations and it's about 1.5 inches high. Must they ruin everything that is sacred? (I know Roses and Quality Street are better chocs)

Last weekend off from Everton this year... enjoy it blues. Winter is coming! Thanks for all the bluesky follows #COYB