Me debating whether I should get the small Azaleas or the large Azaleas for my mom on Mother's Day and then I remember she gave birth to me, raised me to 18, then paid for my undergrad and dealt with my depressed ass during grad school. Give me the biggest Azaleas you got.

Oh that? That’s just my emotional support emo music.

I’m going to have an alternative to the alternative half time show but it’s just gonna be metalcore.

Happy to have a top genres list as unhinged as my year has been

I hate when I’m at the hardest part of my run and the one slow Slipknot song comes on. It’s like come on dude I need the drums for my tempo ughh.

POV it’s a Saturday night and shits about to get real

I got back from the Mountain Goats concert to find that my dear mother went through her neighbor's trash to pull out a completely unused 1984 Suzuki Omnichord. I'm not saying today isn't the greatest day ever, but it's pretty close.

Completed 900 km of running so far in 2025!! 🏃‍♀️

Grandpa Baur♥️He was the best.

How mad was I today? This mad.

The Bear got me thinking: How long can you do shrinkflation at a fancy restaurant before there's literally no food on the plate?

Ok but I don’t like it

I beat my 10km PR today. Here's how I did it: 1. I was mad 2. I was big mad 3. Spite

One NY cultural thing I will never give up on is being an elitist about bagels.

I’m turning buying seats at the punk show years old.

🚨Shiba Inu Update🚨

Happy to see our perspective on postmarket surveillance of clinical models out in NEJM!! ai.nejm.org/doi/full/10....

That's great, man. Finish the books.

I have two DOGEs and they both want to fund science (although they are weirdly not fond of USPS)

I saw the Nature article (also a recommended read on the issue) but I am glad that a major news outlet is now covering it.

My email was blowing up re: study section cancelations and I find it pretty alarming. www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Not a lot of coverage on this. I find it pretty concerning.

Kendrick’s dancers got more yards than the Kansas City Chiefs.

I logged into Twitter for the first time in a while to see what was going on and I saw they had an "explain this post" featuring their AI, Grok. I had it explain some of my posts. It described my Shiba Inu as a "Brittany" (as in the Brittany Spaniel). No, Grok, I'm Brittany. That's a Shiba Inu. 😑

I went on the bed and Marzi laid down on my arm and I couldn't get up. She tackled me better than the Detroit Lions defense. If the Lions are interested in drafting a 23 lb shiba inu hmu

I made focaccia and olive tapenade.

Shiba Inu update

Submitted my first grant proposal as faculty yesterday. I am pretty happy with it, regardless of the outcome. ✌️

We need a new wave of ska.

A big step forward for Bluesky!

Tbh I only wanted one thing and it was this

Hands down my 6 year old nephew is the easiest person in the fam to buy gifts for because we like the same stuff. Pokemon? Mario Legos? I'm here for it.

Judge me all you want, but I made focaccia in a Detroit-style pizza pan

My dad has a problem.

I am still figuring this out but I am seeing a wall of cats on my feed. I like this better than X/Twitter, but I am more of a dog person. I respect it though. I boop all your cats. Boop.

Critically, these are my Shiba Inus

Just joined Bluesky. I’ve been hesitant about Twitter alternatives sticking around for a while now, but Twitter is so unusable! I am liking Bluesky so far. Hope it continues to grow.