Can people just do their job properly the first time around instead of me having to leave feedback every day for the most minor of things.

Why has a fish and a love heart appeared on my bathroom window? 🤔

Off to Amsterdam next month. Any “must dos”?

Teddy is angry that he hasn’t been fed at all today (he was fed 5 minutes ago)

FUCK OFFFFFFFF

This better not be no next time rubbish

Undoubtedly Celeb Traitors is fucking peak television. Absolutely incredible

Caught up on traitors just before tonight’s episode. This is gonna be fucking tense 😱

I now realise “I love a sausage when the skin tears” is not a good thing to say out loud.

5 people have blocked me since posting this

Feeling very unwell over the last few days, and last night I had very little sleep. In quite a bit of pain too 😔

What tests are people using for Covid now? Bought some as I believe I have it now, but was wondering if there was something better?

The fuck is this, how horrible

Anniversary at Harrods

“where you going”

Making up a day in the office - always very quiet on a Friday

omg the photo didn’t send and it’s not in my saved photos or deleted photos 😭

Puppy on the train

3 years with this one. It’s incredible how one person can you change your life

This is fucking TENSE

I mean, it was obvious unfortunately. They were in a lot of promotional material and I really wished they stayed longer #Traitors

Looking for recommendations for audio books on Apple Books: - queer books - good sci-fi - something a bit weird - something a bit homoerotic

I haven’t finished it yet but why is Alice in Borderland 3 just so fucking bad

Had a water leak as a pipe split a month ago, had to pay a couple hundred quid to the downstairs neighbour to get his walls and ceiling repaired. Drainage hose for our washing machine has now split, only finding out when both downstairs neighbours called to let us know it’s like Niagra Falls

I just wanted to see what was under his kilt!

It’s one of *those* mornings

I am LOVING the traitors

Gosh what a long day. These need to be tenderly taken care of.

In store meetings with brands and clients today and tomorrow. It’s going to be a long week 🥲

I do like my chonky legs

Well at least I’m home after first day back in the office, gymed, fed, and showered. Time to relax and play games for a bit.

I *really really really* hate cyclists in Hammersmith. Constantly mounting the pavement, going in opposite ways of traffic, and ignoring BOTH cycle path red lights and normal red lights. Yet I’m the one they abuse when I point out that they’ve neatly run someone over. Fuck em.

“No, you’re not allowed to watch TV. Pay attention to me instead, please.”

Gosh watching golf is so fucking boring

I’ve ordered a new PC which would have been delivered tomorrow, but guess who fucked the delivery address 🥲 Now likely gonna be delivered next week

Bedtime cuddles

Chesticles

Our tent flooded and we had to sleep in the car last night… this will be going in the bin.

Ludlow, we’re coming for you! Quick pit stop for a pint and lunch.

Well, I’m camping from Thursday to Sunday. We’ll see how this goes 😬

Okay so I’m now the only person in on my team and I’m having to cover EVERYONE’s tickets

I forgot about 3pm and just shit myself

My beloved 💔

Washing machine disconnected (was not running) whilst we were at work and leaked into our neighbours flat downstairs. Thankfully a mate with spare keys was able to shut it off and the bloke is really chipper about it, but I’m really fucking stressed!

hello @profanity.accountant