GEEEEET IN LAAAAADS

Oh I’m so glad I stayed up to watch this match. High energy from both teams, cracking

Usually an alt for an alt, “a swapping of information!”

AND THE RESULT! Lots of very happy people

Nick Offerman, hands down. Let me feel that beard on my balls 🤤

Mostly drink water day to day, but alcohol is usually something fruity. Vodka & coke if on a night out.

Yep! It’s hush 🤫

Horny. Very horny.

Thank you! I’m certainly feeling more confident as I slowly lose weight, though I am loving the tummy as of late.

I found this pasta recipe that requires slow cooked beef, and it’s fucking incredible. I don’t have a photo of the cooked product but I’ll take an image next time.

Chilling, let’s do the questions again: ngl.link/gaynightstand1

Been cooking since 11am. All done, just gotta do rice later.

Cooking for 16 people. Batch 1 of 2.

Haven’t been able to sleep much tonight. 😴

Far less hungover, enjoying a fire

Beautiful place (it’s far bigger than this picture shows)

Sexy

Hmmmmm

At Picawilly, off up north near Chesterfield for a week

Gosh it’s all very Madonna this Madonna that today.

I’m trading pride this year for a week away with friends in a massive house. Sauna, pool, BBQ, massive kitchen, garden space, the whole lot!

30c and I’m on the Bakerloo line. Please pray for me

Cold shower complete to get rid of the hangover

A little hungover

How the fuck is this acceptable?

real

Yeah this was needed

Finally home

Air con at work has been broken on our floor for about 10 days. Still hasn’t been fixed. My replies to emails are getting shorter and shorter. My patience? Tested.

Yep, mostly vanilla but love a pit.

Chariots Vauxhall will always hold a place in my heart (worked there when it closed), but other than that Darlaston Greenhouse. Great men for bear Sunday and I love the pool.

Oof, great arse and a great set of hairy nuts.

Oof this got a lot of attention, love you all (especially cause you’re all hotties)

I’m sorry but I’m having to block so many accounts. I love you all for the likes and follows, but I do NOT like accounts that: • constantly repost pictures whilst not having any of their own • AI spam (images, art, ads etc.) • no profile pic • following thousands upon thousands with no interaction

God it’s hot, too hot to participate in daddy related activities

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Christ I’m shattered. I’ll fall asleep whilst you work on them.

smart and hot

I appear to be plump and shirtless!

Home Pad Thai yesterday. 🤤

Still chunky

Oops I’ve had drinkies

Quite hungover. In need of sausage.

Let’s see how long it takes to get home tonight 🙄

Overground electrical fault one way, and fire near the tracks the other way. Always happens when I go see my sister 🙄

A little tipsy

Don’t I just look scrumptious

Fuck it’s warm. Anyone else naked?!