"I hate the luge, its way too fast. It scares me to death, and I seriously hate it."

From now until I die whenever I see luge I am going to think of this SNL skit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky63...

Julia Duffy liked and responded to one of my posts and I've been riding that high for a day now.

Julia Duffy and Paula Pell is one of those combinations where I never thought of it and then it happened and then it was so obvious I wonder why it didn't happen earlier.

Can we circle back to the video that Trump posted that was so racist that even Republicans were like, "Whoa that's racist" and the WH first said "It's not racist" and then said "an intern did it" and then Trump said "Nah it was me I posted the super racist thing" and then everyone just moved on?

Hello. Have you met the best dad joke you will read this month?

Also as a Twin Cities resident I am telling all of you that Jacob Frey is not the hero you are looking for. I know you all want him to be one. Trust me, I want him to be one too. But he's not.

Old Trump would blame this whole fiasco on Stephen Miller and throw him to the wolves but his brain is so riddled with syphilis he can't even do that.

Watching the Lucy Letby documentary on Netflix and some of the interviews seemed odd and then I saw in the upper right corner "Digitally Anonymized" and I realized they were using AI for the interviews AND the pictures to make the interviewees seem real and that is some real bullshit right there.

My best friend in 6th grade was my best friend for 30 plus years until Covid and then he went all in on "its a hoax and no worse than the flu" and we stopped talking after that.

de-escalation

Set aside that I didn't see her do much (because maybe she did stuff behind the scenes, I don't know), what really pisses me off about this is she is acting like its over. Its not over. Even if they leave, its not over.

He was helping to direct traffic because it was a chaotic situation, stopped to help a woman that was shoved to the ground, and for that he was executed. HE. WASN'T. PROTESTING.

Bluesky is not representative of the population as a whole, but the negative response to this is astounding. Really wish a dem would run against her in the primary. She is not as well liked as she was 13 months ago, but everyone in the party is acting like her nomination is a done deal.

"Agitators" Fuck off Tom Homan. Just fuck right off.

Homan today: we got everyone we wanted, the mission was a success.

De-escalation

Also what ever happened to the Gym Jordan documentary that George Clooney was working on?

Instead of speechifying, I wish they would just straight up ask Bondi yes/no questions. The speechifying gives her an opportunity to throw everything off track.

$100 says this all started because Kash's girlfriend said she wanted a fresh jar of Old El Paso salsa and hijinks ensued.

2026 MOVIES #9 Send Help (2026) A fun and gory but not aggressively gory ride.

Reminds me of when the Rs said if Ds won there would be taco trucks on every corner and every normal person in America responded "that would be awesome."

"There was twerking, sir." "Thats hardly illegal. We're not the Footloose town." "Yes sir, but the twerking, it was..... "Yes?" ".....it was....widespread." "Oh. My. God." "Don't worry, I have already contacted the Justice Department."

Jucy Lucy, along with instructions on how to eat it properly so you don't burn the crap out of your chin.

I feel like everything they can do to reign in ICE should be done, with a "Yes, and...". Masks illegal? Yes, and abolish ICE. Judicial warrants? Yes, and abolish ICE. Defund? Yes, and abolish ICE. I'm all for whatever. I just wish they were asking for more.

Trying to buy concert tickets through Ticketmaster, my wife and I entered the waiting room at the exact same time. Her place in line, 6000. My place in line, 28,000. Apparently its random. My random is never, like, 200. Never.

I tried to watch the ICE hearings and the amount of obfuscation, evasive non-answers, and outright lies made me turn off the feed. I just couldn't.

For the "Schumer can't do anything, he doesn't have the votes" crowd. He can. He is choosing not to as he doesn't want to upset the status quo. I am frustrated with him bc I want the quo to be unstatused. You can disagree with that, but don't say he can't do anything because that is false.

Headquarters are in Seattle. I live in California. Move to Seattle? No, nope, can't do that. Telecommute from California? No, nope, can't do that. Fly commercial? No, nope, can't do that. Fly private jet? Yes. Yes. That is the answer.

Age verification? My first gaming system was Pong.

Some people's initial flex is just to be an asshole.

Reminder that these "reasonable" reforms, should they be agreed to, means the Dems will give them MORE money to continue their murderous rampage across America. Abolish ICE.

I spent years 16-21 delivering pizzas, and in retrospect it was probably my most enjoyable job. Got to listen to music, didn't have to really deal with co-workers, made good tips. Some days I really wish I could just do that again.

When you got so many severed heads laying around that you decide the best thing to do is start severed head rituals, you got yourself a severed head problem.

Murdered two people and followed that up with "they had it coming because they didn't like our policies."

I have a nephew that I otherwise love that kept sending me obviously fake AI shit. I politely told them several times I was not interested. I even told them in person that I don't like it. Finally I blocked them and told them if it was something important they could email me or *shudder* call.

Happened again. Fucking Adobe.

Genuinely feel bad for them while also recognizing this is USA in a nutshell right now.

We're gonna be stuck with klobs for governor for at least 8 years because no democrat in Minnesota wants to run against her, meanwhile all the democrats I know (admittedly a self-selected progressive group) wish pretty much any democrat would run against her.

Day 1 of the 2026 football season and as of right now the Vikings are tied for first!

She SAYS she's from Texas but she NEVER uses "y'all".

Aaaaaand game over

Looks like Bad Bunny woke up the offenses

Mr. Beast: dance through my hoops! Me: no, I don't think I will.

Holy fuck how good is a halftime show when Pedro pascal is an extra that they don't even really focus on?

Shit we gotta go back to the shitty game? Can we just cancel it and have a bad bunny concert instead?

Was that kid Liam?

As a Midwest white guy who doesn't speak a lick of Spanish: finally something in the super bowl that is entertaining!

I will say the Dunkin' ad got more of a reaction than the actual game.

Based only on my feed, the dunkin' ad did not go over well.