one thing that is a pretty fun perk of working where i do is u can randomly see a flyer and just go to a talk by the cinematographers who worked on fargo

Nobody involved in this should draw a free breath for the rest of their lives

happy december

i love winter but i also always need to give myself a cosplay project to occupy my brain and not get Weird

my boss makes one comment in a meeting about possibly ending remote work and we're all immediately sidechatting to send each other linkedin listings

painted my nails green bc i never use this color then realized too late it means every single day i'm giving wicked with pink fit and green nails

TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board

dumb business bro post but what if i said this is why my union is a mess (none of the faculty have organizational skills to do things like Have A Productive Meeting)

if you're going to gender swap a narrative without taking into consideration the impact misogyny, masculinity, etc. had on the original your adaptation will be ass

so many of my students want to be dermatologists... the damage done by the beauty industrial complex

i think if you run downdetector you really can't allow your site to go down. like the onus is on you to have a backup, a backup to the backup, a backup for that backup, and a final backup server in your basement with a really big battery pack. maybe even a ham radio that can send out morse code

if you're making viktor the prince in the jayvik noble/retainer au you have twink blindness

my "drinking a glass of milk with basically every meal through college" hubris really caught up to me this year and dairy kills my stomach now so i'm Trying

gonna have to tune in to the superbowl halftime for the first time in years just bc bad bunny is good and i keep seeing the right seething. i'll stream on every device like a zoomer to score a win for woke

i have a "delayed email response" auto responder on bc it's the busy season and i would get in trouble but i'm soooo tempted to say "if you're clearly using chatGPT you're at the bottom of my priority list"

got back into my fall walks last weekend right before it got cold 😭

asked my younger brother how his halloween went and apparently he and the boys swept 1st 2nd and 3rd at the bar costume contest. he said his bald friend who won 1st was lenin. really good bits making me proud

Information overload is awesome Because you get more information

as a real 28 days later fan (i've had it on dvd for at least a decade) i think the ending of 28 years later kicked ass actually

do you guys wanna see my worksonas

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

rhea seehorn pluribus lesbian?!

my coworker uses reaction stickers of his kids and it's very sweet and then i look at My stickers and

if this dropped in 2012 it would have changed the trajectory of the homestuck fandom

great news guys

Looks like the Dems will pick up 12 seats in the VA House of Delegates, which will go from 51-49 to 63-37 D-R. That's an honestly shocking result.

We Can Do This Everywhere

Bluesky rn

I'm a responsible, informed voter, so I googled the Jay Jones scandal on the way home from voting for him

it is now legal in virginia to hunt republicans for sport

planning an nyc nye trip and if zohran doesn't win i'm gonna __ _______ ____

decided i wasn't strong enough to go out two nights in a row so watching hubie halloween on an edible instead. delightful

whos there ??👻 #judles #art

JERMA IS SO FUNNY

me if i went to canadian business school and got really good grades

its the 6 year anniversary of this image. i drew over this coloring page for a class contest and lost... history was made that day but i didn't even realize it

being able to text students through a work account is the funniest thing they'll reply like "omg yesssss" when i'm like hey are you failing

SUCCESS!!! WOW!!

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

Let’s fucking play 💖

funniest version of "your bank will say they have a very important message and the message is hi we're your bank"

love to sit in a department meeting while faculty debate staff rights like we're not In The Room 🧍‍♀️

tis the season!