God please let this pediatric dentist visit go smoothly and that bub doesn’t scream for milk the whole time😭 he’s gonna want to eat soon but they didn’t want him to eat an hour before his appointment. Checking to see if his lip tie needs to be fixed

Love that the first thing in my Amazon recommended items is AMBIEN LOL

Bub nursed twice this afternoon 😭😭🩵

“Take your baby outside it helps his crying and circadian rhythm take him outside get sunshine go outside” WE CANT IT WILL BE 50° AND RAINING UNTIL MEMORIAL DAY I LIVE IN THE MIDWEST

I’m losing the will to pump😔 it’s just so hard when I’m by myself and he’s a Velcro baby rn

I’m wide tf awake, bub is a grunting warthog in his bassinet next to me, my husband has a migraine so I’m on night feeds, and I have to be ready to leave the house in 9 hours. Oh my🫠

Telling moms to pump 8-12 times per day is actually crazy. I can barely do 6😩😩😩😩

One time someone brought me a ziploc bag of dead fleas

The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it. This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this.

Bub successfully breastfed, smiled for the first time at me, and did a newborn flip belly to back during tummy time all within an hour of each other. I need things to calm down around here lol

Speaking of Threads, this one got me in the feels.

You could have had free universal healthcare this entire time. The money was always there.

This kid has been crying for 4 hours. Fed changed burped medicated etc. Finally my husband got another good burp out of him, then I picked him up, gave him his binky, and he was out by the time I walked down the hall to the recliner to rock him. Bruh

My OB office had the lyrics to Long Live by Taylor Swift in a big frame in the shape of a record on the wall in one of the exam rooms, love that

$15 for TWO (2) FLANGE INSERTS is sick

Was wondering if we needed to size up bub’s diapers but I put a size 1 on him and it was still too big thank god lol I’m not ready for that😭

This dude has only been cat napping and eating since 7:30am and so far we’ve downed 10oz this morning😅

We have Easter dinner on Sunday and I told my MIL we’ll plan on coming given bub is ok, sometimes he’s very cranky in the evenings and just cries. She’s like it’s ok more hands to hold him Sorry but no if he’s crying he comes back to mom or dad

My mom is watching bub tomorrow while I go to the city for my doctor appt and I’ll have the afternoon to myself. What do I do?? Might get Starbucks and walk around Target or something🤣

Honestly shout out to my mom, she’s been coming over almost every day that my husband isn’t home to help me since she’s off work this week. I know she loves the snuggles but she feeds me and cleans and lets me sleep etc and I’m seriously eternally grateful, she is the best

Bub’s hair is starting to regrow on the top of his head and it’s like peach fuzz🥰🥰

Best middle of the night pump I’ve ever had😭

Well it only took 15 years but one side of my permanent retainer bracket on my bottom teeth just let go🙃 and my dentist is on vacation this week🙃 and I haven’t seen my orthodontist in said 15 years🙃

One extra set of pump parts for my Eufy is like $90🥲

I mean there it is.

Night 2 of consciously trying to create a bedtime routine: changed and fed, and down in the bassinet at 9:45pm. Vibrating pad on under his butt, so far so good

Am I desperate enough to buy a smart sense bassinet, maybe

I think we’re going through a leap and that’s why we are on the struggle bus🥲

He went down easy into his bassinet at 9:30pm🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 hopefully we get a good stretch in it

How can you tell my husband and I have been home for the last month on baby leave? We used all 1.2 TB of our Internet for the month of March 🥲🥲🥲

My best friend and her hubby are on their way to visit and meet bub🥰

Look at those lips and his little chin🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Yesterday when bub was crying his eyes were starting to tear up. I’m not ready for tears yet sir!!!!

Big cranky so into the wrap we went. Sleeping in 2 minutes

My husband was like you need to sleep how are you functioning on 2 hours of sleep every night?? Hunny working night shifts on no sleep/working 24’s has prepared me for this

I remeasured my flange size bc things were uncomfortable today. 2 hours ago I used my hand pump and total got 2.5 oz. Not bad for a quick hand pump for me. Well now with the new flanges in my electric I got 4.5 oz total??? Only 2 hours since last pump?? Normally I only get like 3 oz!

Not to jinx it but bub has been content in his bassinet since I put him down 45 mins ago

I feel like the pumping moms support Facebook group I’m in is mostly all “thankful for being able to produce 60+ oz per day!!!!” posts. Like love that for you but most of us here for support are struggling with supply so not helpful

This newborn stage is so hard, but at times like this (3am) after feeding him and he just sleeps so hard and peacefully in my arms after… this is what it’s all about, being his safe place😭❤️

Trying not to stress about breastfeeding/pumping. Realistically this kid is a milk monster and downed 9 oz in the past 5 hours so I’m never gonna be able to keep up with him anyways..

If there was a way to pump laying down that would be nice

Bub drank 2.5 oz and didn’t puke🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼😭😭😭😭 maybe we’re making progress

Me: wow a $75 gift card to the store awesome so grateful I’m gonna get some baby stuff we need and use the rest of the gift card another day! *box of diapers, small can of formula, and 2 bottle nipples costs $80*🙃🤣🤣 fuckin hell. AND GAS IS $4.19 GTFO

I feel bad bc my husband called in to work today since I didn’t sleep😔

We survived our first day just me and bub yesterday. Thank god I took a 3 hr nap when my husband got home from work bc I’ve only slept for maybe 45 mins tonight. He’s finally asleep in his swing as I watch him but his reflux is so bad tonight, I can literally hear him choking if I lay him down😭

Tomorrow is my husband’s first day back to work and I’m gonna need this baby to sleep tonight🥲

My right third and fourth fingers have been numb for weeks. I’m right handed and hold baby in my right arm a lot. Nerve compression? How do I fix this😩

Tummy hurt

We came to my parents’ and I forgot the fucking duckbill valves for my pumps at home😩

Still not 💯 on here and looking like we might change to surgery before chemo Please reshare. Thank you for your love, prayers, support and kindness.