Well, I guess that’s why. Tapper got down the point about Trump lying, and Duffy responded with some word salad about illegal immigrant truck drivers. LOL, nothing matters

Can the DC press ever ask a question of substance? Even Sean Duffy was a bit rattled when @jaketapper.bsky.social wanted to know about “messaging”

And now the Real World/Road Rules contestant who’s now our transportation secretary is talking about health care.

And now the ghost of Nancy Pelosi is on CNN rambling about bipartisanship.

Typically weak response from whichever moderate Dem is hot shit these days.

Trump: We love our firemen Vast swaths of the Eastside Republicans:

Imagine Obama or Biden talking about Republicans like this.

Oh cool, there’s no crime in Memphis now @katjl.bsky.social

$1,000 in a bank account can grow to “much more“ than $100,000 in 18 years? I thought Republicans got rid of new math.

Not pictured: 40 room temperature Big Macs

I love all these white dudes in the comments being like “we do all look alike.” None of us will ever be mistaken for a Hollywood leadIng man.

Every old white man watching Bad Bunny at halftime

I don’t even speak Spanish, and I can tell Bad Bunny killed it.

Trump to the NFL:

My wife cannot tell white actors apart. When Kurt Russell showed up in a Super Bowl ad she thought it was Don Johnson.

If Roger Wicker can do it, so can Mike Collins

Ozzie Albies

Judge C. Ashley Royal ruled that the Trump administration filed its lawsuit against Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger in the wrong court. www.ajc.com/politics/202...

The Germans want to boycott a global sports event in the U.S. Let that sink in.

*Upper Midwest accent* It’s 106 miles to DTW. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of smokes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

My 101 on how cold-air damming (aka "The Wedge") is shaping the Southern Ice Storm this weekend. Features my colleagues John Knox Pam Knox and Bradford Johnson, Ph.D. www.forbes.com/sites/marsha...

When the British of all people have had enough of your imperialism, you know you done took it too far.

Both are true, though

60/60 club

As the husband of a wine mom, I can tell you that you do not want fuck with wine moms.

Imagine ordering DoorDash and then having a paramilitary organization that had just basically executed a woman in your city show up on your front lawn.

I mean, we made it pretty far, and we got to get drunk on a Thursday

If anyone who works for ICE went to Miami, Lucas Carneiro is going to find himself in an unmarked SUV before the fourth quarter starts.

For the gazillionth time, Republicans control the House

Speaking of people who learned nothing from Iraq, let alone Vietnam …

Trump is actually Black Bush. Huh? Oil?

Black-eyed peas ✅ Collards ✅ Bourbon ✅ Red solo cup ✅

It just means more

Georgia fans: I don’t understand targeting Also Georgia fans: What is a facemask? Does grabbing a facemask make a facemask a facemask? who can say?

Kirby literally told the whole world he was going to fake a punt this game, but I guess our head coach was too busy looking up whether Panic was playing in the New Orleans area to see that.

Here’s my daughter with an extremely floofy and pissed off cat that belongs to her Uncle Tommy.

The Scooby gang pulls off Pete Golding’s mask and surprise! It’s Les Miles.

Black-eyed peas ✅ Collards ✅ Bourbon ✅ Red solo cup ✅

Why is Ole Miss wearing the Detroit Lions’ uniform?

When your wife is trying not to laugh at the fact that her dipshit husband somehow got himself elected mayor of New York City.

After this Dreamland is going to have to relocate to Bloomington and start serving tenderloin sandwiches.

I tell you whut, Pawl, I dunno if this Gaylen DeBozo can git the job done

Ty Simpson’s Popeyes order

Jesus, Stranger Things has more endings than Return of the King.

Merry Christmas Eve from DMX 🙏

Ferris State lost Trinidad Chambliss and STILL won the D2 championship? College football needs relegation, because I think this makes them an honorary Big 10 member.

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My school bus made Lord of the Flies look like Mr. Rogers