I don’t know who should be more offended, Carson Beck or Kirk Cousins

I believe him. He’s won in Iran what, 15 or 20 times now?

Rakim and Primo are the Chuck Berry of hip hop. They didn’t invent it, but everybody since can trace their roots back to this.

In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Not even the plethora of inflatable couches could convince JD Vance to stick around a little longer after the embarrassing turnout at his TPUSA event in Athens. flagpole.com/photo-galler...

Six minutes to go and the scene is the same at the Turning Point event at UGA

What kind of small business would not want thousands of potential new customers living within walking distance?

Here's APN's take on the District 1 Commissioner race between Patrick Davenport and Terry Johnson. flagpole.com/election2026...

Social services case manager Tammie Foote is challenging Commissioner Tiffany Taylor to represent east Athens on the ACC Commission. This is the article version, published in the Flagpole, for those who prefer reading! flagpole.com/election2026...

ACC Commission candidates in Districts 1, 3 and 9 debated on Friday at a forum held by the ACC Democratic party. We've got the full video here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NB8...

Iran, you complete me

How much you wanna bet the state department literally just said hey grok translate this treaty.

TACO Tuesday

Saw the White Stripes in Memphis for like five bucks right before White Blood Cells dropped (eat it, LeBron) Modest Mouse and Wilco at <500 venues in Oxford Black Keys in front of about 10 people at The Nick in Birmingham circa 2003

[insert name of any city in Ohio]

I will forgive him for being a White Sox fan.

Who is this guy pitching for the Braves, and what has he done with Bryce Elder?

Illinois recorded their first assist with two minutes left in the first half

Reporter: President Obama, what’s your favorite Wu-Tang album? Biden: *grabs mic* CRAB RANGOON, THINGS OF THAT NATURE

Attn: @katjl.bsky.social

The last thing the Catholic Church needs is more young men attracted to altar boys.

Betteridge’s Law: when a headline is a question, the answer is always no.

Building more housing reduces housing costs.

Sir, we’ve just been informed the Braves actually won on opening day for once

Honorary Irishman.

Karma’s a bitch www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...

We can’t all be BrIan Kemp

I work at a little alt-weekly, and this has happened to me more than once.

Ronald Acuna: *hits a home run into the Straight of Hormuz*

I knew they had Acuna, but I didn’t realize how stacked this Venezuela lineup is.

That is the pout of a white woman who asked to speak to your manager five minutes ago.

Turns out that chugging Four Lokos is not, in fact, a strategy.

Bomb Starkville and Baton Rouge?

The ACC commission has unanimously voted to extend the ban on new data center construction until June 5.

Cutting it awfully close.

Inshallah, the Ayatollane will recruit many defenders from the transfer portal, even though they will not be rewarded with virgins.

Well, I guess that’s why. Tapper got down the point about Trump lying, and Duffy responded with some word salad about illegal immigrant truck drivers. LOL, nothing matters

Can the DC press ever ask a question of substance? Even Sean Duffy was a bit rattled when @jaketapper.bsky.social wanted to know about “messaging”

And now the Real World/Road Rules contestant who’s now our transportation secretary is talking about health care.

And now the ghost of Nancy Pelosi is on CNN rambling about bipartisanship.

Typically weak response from whichever moderate Dem is hot shit these days.

Trump: We love our firemen Vast swaths of the Eastside Republicans:

Imagine Obama or Biden talking about Republicans like this.

Oh cool, there’s no crime in Memphis now @katjl.bsky.social

$1,000 in a bank account can grow to “much more“ than $100,000 in 18 years? I thought Republicans got rid of new math.

Not pictured: 40 room temperature Big Macs