Never. Crisps are life and he will eat every packet he comes across.

Look at his pretty wife.

He’d complain but it just means his clothes smell like her and it makes him happy.

Slow blinks as he stares at her. “Are you calling me old? Are you saying that I look aged!?”

He’s staring blankly at her for a moment. “You’re aware we’re the same age, right?”

Flicks the front of her forehead. “Isn’t your mum dating my date anyway? And who says that? Are you asking me to marry you, Lina?”

Slowly looks over at her and just stares. “What would even make you say that? We’re already best friends forever.”

Power couple.

Just showing off his progress.

… she good?

Finishing off the last of the sandwich, he’d give a faint shrug of his shoulders. “Mum joined when she was my age, dad forged papers to join, don’t see it any different honestly.” Wiping his hands on his jeans, he’d lean back slowly. “Don’t tell me you’ve not thought about it.”

He’s nodding just a little but he takes longer to chew this time, trying to draw out the time he has before he’d answer her. Finally he swallows and sighs. “I’m going somewhere here, fast track into SHIELD afterwards…”

There’s a playful roll of his eyes but he does nod in agreement, he’s seen it. Chewing the mouthful quickly, he’d swallow before responding. “Yeah? You picked a place?” Eyes on hers as he takes another bite, watching her as he eats.

“And just because you can claw someone’s eyes out doesn’t mean you can take care of yourself either.” He flops himself down onto the nearest chair, unwrapping the sandwich as he does. The second he’s sat, he’s taking a large bite from it.

He’d lean his head back just a little but not actually trying to fight her help. “You know I’m a big boy and can take care of myself?” But he’s totally leaning over to inspect the package and quickly taking it from her with a quiet thanks.

There’s a hint of a wince as she rubs at his face but he doesn’t stop her. “Can you not?” A faint huff and then he’s rolling his shoulders again. “Rugby. Mum wants me to try some other sports.”

Giving her a slight side eye. “Why are you staring at me?”

Slowly stretching to pop his shoulders. “Fuck this day.”

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