Give me a sign please I don't want to be single foreverrrrr 😭😭😭

ah-! that's right! I got so excited I forgot to introduce myself. [he does a dramatic bow] Pezali the toymaker, at your service! it's been a pleasure meeting you, mister Spamton.

yes, yes, I understand. I do hope you keep me in mind should anything need a bit of fixing, hehe. [he makes quick work of patching up Spamton's seam. once he's done, he places the puppet on the ground.]

[he hums and sets his tools aside, patting the puppet's head.] sorry, that's a lot of questions to put on you, isn't it? I just want to be sure that anything you change is for yourself. I can sew you back up for now, and if you think of something you want, you can always come back.

[face down on the sidewalk]

how..odd...you seem to care a lot about what she thinks. but I want to know what you think, mister Spamton. what do you want? do you want your voice fixed? a new voice, even? enhancements? what do you want to be? who do you want to be?

hmm.... I guess it'd be a little surprising if you suddenly popped up all shiny with a new voice, huh. you don't think she'd be happy for you?

[cut, cut, cut. he pauses.] ..oh? a friend you say? why would they be upset to see you all nice and fixed up?

[ah-hah! seam found. he carefully starts to cut the threads holding the back together.] A..."darkner?" never heard of a toy line named that before. odd name...oh! you must be a glow in the dark doll! ..well, maybe not. your design doesn't fit that. it'll be fine~! just a few snips and pinches!

interesting... [poke poke. he's looking for any sort of hatch in the back.] do you run on batteries? most toys do, but...you're not really most toys. haha. it's really like you're alive.

Hmm? [He puts his goggles on] I don't know. I've never tinkered with a doll that acts so lifelike. Do you really have pain receptors..? [Sorry spamton. He's already poking and prodding on the little body.]

the hophop, the ducky go...ah, the snugbear too.... so many projects I gave myself.. . . . ....I need a drink.

hahaha! I'll do my best at least! [he enters his workshop and sets the puppet on his desk. prototype gizmos and gadgets are strewn about everywhere.] just stay still and try to relax. [easy to say when he's grabbing his tools]

I see, I see.. hmmm.... yep! I think I can get that set up for you~! you'll be sweeping them off their feet in no time!

I GOT TOO DRUNK LAST NIGHT AND BEGGED THE BARTENDER TO DATE ME???? BURY ME

of course I can! what sort of voice are you looking for, little guy?

eeh~? well, if you don't want it fixed, that's fine. I just figured you'd wanna get that old voice back. the one that you had before...whatever made you end up in a dump.

don't worry, puppet boy! my workshop isn't too far. there's a lot of fun friends you can meet there. hehe, maybe we can fix up that messy voice box of yours, too. that'd be nice, yeah? to speak without those blips and glitches?

[hic...hic..!] ughh...I juss want one more.... [he's drunk as fuck]

awww~! guess you've got some interesting software in there...maybe AI? oh, you must have all sorts of interesting parts! let's have a good look! [he's walking now, practically skipping while he holds spamton like a baby.]

[he lifts spamton off the ground] what a cute lil puppet you are! ^^ who threw out this cutie huh?

That puppet has a very odd voicebox

goodness me, look at the time. I forgot to eat again.

That's enough explosions for today ;^^

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MUSE

Joyous Toymaker - Pezali! Working for the smiles of everyone