🛐 this is a faithful bo-lieving acct 🛐

how is that not OPI

what???? Washington choosing to kick?

Alex Singleton removes ball

get me the @bishopk.bsky.social “chad bettis balls” tweet

I fuckin love double reverse flea flickers for incomplete passes short of the sticks on 2nd and 1

your order of one (1) standard broncos game (“On Brand” edition) is out for delivery

broncs be donks tonight

sean payton run the ball three times in a row challenge (formerly impossible)

we’re being back dads who actually like their football team

i love my 400lb crumb

lmaooooo so good

sorry guys ive been “upsetting the nuns” again

broncos still have some bullshit left to pull in this game, but it remains unclear if it’s gonna be good bullshit or bullshit bullshit

broncos got me saying “fuck” at the tv. a man’s willpower is only so strong

i do not hate mahomes, to be honest. but tv guys can talk about him like donny T talks about whatever ghoul he’s nominated for a key job “they’ve never seen anybody do things like this [qb tries to recover a fumble]”

personal foul, denver, disrespecting patrick’s space. 30 yard penalty, the offending player has been euthanized

it’s considered “impolite” to intercept your quarterback’s bocce-ball-tosses-but-with-a-football. veteran play by Franklin to resist the urge to come down with that one

can you challenge that??

can’t wait to see sean payton draw up the ol’ triple-reverse halfback screen pass to an eligible lineman that’s 10 yards behind the line of scrimmage

when I come home and my housemates set the thermostat to 75° again

broncos going “Stinko Mode” (laudatory)

in regards to the denver broncos football team, I would like to remind you that even a prized racehorse smells like horseshit

i think every bronco player played great without exception

stop expecting your broncos to be normal, they only like the 4th quarter, it's a preference thing

no bix

the real divide between millennials and gen z: millennials pronounce SQL as "sequel" (correct), gen z calls it "ess cue ell" (noob shit)

you want outside the org, huh? how about outside the SPORT, motherfuckers

sorry I fucked up when voting and wrote in curtis silwa for prom king

rockies vibe rn

welcome to the GM’s office Adam! So here’s how the job works: let Dick know if you have any good baseball ideas for him to consider when he builds the roster. if you have questions feel free to contact his secretary for an appointment

Rockies following the classic spiral of a undergrad flunking out of school. first you stop turning in your homework (Shohei Ohtani recruitment documents), then you stop showing up to class (having a GM in time for the GM meetings) for the next stage, expect the team to try to bargain for a do-over

my “committed to hiring a new GM from outside the org, but for real this time we swear” t-shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt

folks, if the Rockies hire Adam O for GM I’ll be outta-vino from all the wine I’ll be drinking

craigslist > denver > jobs > business/mgmt: (LoDo Denver) Operations General Manager (TEMP) $50-$100/hour Sports group seeking help for important "paperwork deadlines" by Nov 21 (busy season)

gordon ramsay's kitchen nightmares but it's billy beane holding thirty different intervention sessions with the monforts and none of it getting through to them

i have scrupulously maintained a “virtuous ignorance” towards higher-tier nfl analytics, which keeps my broncos fandom unspoiled by the miserable rationality that sucked the joy out of a good chunk of the 2017-2018 rockies playoff teams

1st-3rd quarter broncos vs. 4th quarter broncos

bungos

i would humbly request that the denver broncos “get their shit together” in regards to committing penalties

I love a “really well-done” obvious pass interference

boo

this but a play at first base

smoltz giving us another gem. Only an analyst of his pedigree could understand how big the difference between 2-1 and 1-2 is

there’s no rule that says this game has to ever end. just keep going till spring training

what the helllllll

World Series game 7 shrimp??????

smoltz brings the energy level and attitude of a HVAC technician talking the homeowner through the previous guy’s shoddy work

i wish john smoltz didn’t find baseball so boring. must be hard to show up to work on days like this