thats his real height btw

was scrolling through an instagram reel when the comments started assaulting my eyes with the gif of sukuna and mahoraga tonguing each other

my favourite genre of sukuita/itasuku gore is when yuuji tears into sukuna’s body to make him normal x.com/bokbok1019/s...

yk how i have that thing where every month or so i get the violent unbearable urge to fuck and impregnate satoru gojo? yeah. x.com/sugubbu/stat...

keep fucking my girl bro i dont even care anymore

thinking about the chastity of the various sukunas yuukuna: cheating wife who still loves you megkuna: slut who gets wet from people bumping into him true form sukuna: devoted abusive husband with severe anger issues the blob: unwilling communal toilet

A 9000 iq idea im blatantly plagiarising: this but with sukuna and gojo who swap dick pics in the same way x.com/mimirfushi/s...

papa yuuji having to hurry to work everyday with a limp because his poor baby boy always needs help with his morning wood :( (sukuna just likes to aggressively fuck him right before work so nobody at the office gets any ideas) #sukuita

asocial yearner sukuna x naturally flirtatious yuuji who leads him on for years only to say “um sure, i’ll go out with you” when sukuna finally gathers all his courage to confess to him- like hes doing the pitiful lonesome bastard a favour no malice whatsoever but it completely crushes sukunas soul

disobedient mutts get muzzled and whipped till they behave

unckuna buys a huge pack of hello kitty stickers for his niece loli yuuji and lets her give him a makeover #sukuita

im so sorry but those super emotional edits of yuji’s suffering always get my dick so hard

always loved the idea of two neglected omegas “helping each other out” during their heats because their alphas cant be fucking bothered to be there for them

they should either scissor or cannibalise each other

———————— ナイフでcutting！！👅🔪🐯 —————————— ※切断面注意！！※

imagine 120 sukunas in thong bikinis standing in a circle thats how i feel rn thank you

no longer the yuji toucher

pretty pouty baby he deserves to be beaten

lmao

sukuna shooting his shot with yuuji who’s already dating gojo (it works) #sukuita #goyuu

#itasuku with mamakuna who yuuji generously knocks up with triplets and turns into a nagging but deeply devoted mother yuuji gets hissed at and regularly chastised but he’s just so happy seeing sukuna being such a good mama for his pups, that he doesn’t mind having insults hurled at him everyday

when your girl lowkey likes the hidden inventory arc more than shibuya so now you gotta abort the baby 😂

i feel like sukuna would be an awful awful driver but he’d blame everyone else in the world for his accidents and mistakes “watch where you’re fucking going, moron!” he says to a flattened pedestrian on the footpath he drove over

i know this is supposed to be a shitty unserious joke between parody accs but it made me think of modulo yuuji genuinely going through psychosis, coming up with increasingly ridiculous theories about where sukuna’s reincarnation might be out of the desperate desire to be with him again #sukuita

enough milk to feed an army x.com/rob_d__/stat...

i need toxic goyuu where gojo has little interest in yuuji’s life except for when it comes to sorcery or sex and cannot understand why anything else matters— but not maliciously. he still ‘loves’ yuuji. and yuuji believes that if somethings not important to gojo sensei, then its not important at all

this fanart is making me think of a sukuita au where teenkuna decides to learn tattooing and body art by using his twin brother yuuji as his guinea pig because what is yuuji if not his exclusive property and canvas? x.com/dui333s2/sta...

yuuji fighting for his life trying not to laugh x.com/004kek/statu...

saw a very silly sukuita post on twitter baby yuuji sees unckuna smoking and decides to dip his cigarettes in bubble solution because he saw an anti smoking commercial. he’d rather unckuna blow bubbles instead. sukuna accidentally takes one and falls so sick he needs to get his stomach cleaned

based based based

just discovered a jp sukuna rp account and he writes haikus im gatekeeping this so hard

probably the best description of sukuita falling in love ive seen today x.com/wachi3_/stat...

when the kugiita modulo art is fire but they forgot her wrinkles so now i gotta pick up a pen and learn how to draw so grandma can peg her suspiciously young looking boy toy

yk this was originally gonna be a fluffy brocon thread where yuuji suggests gardening as a solution and sukuna absolutely detests the idea because he wants to live in the city but they start their stupid garden which fails spectacularly to help them pay off their debts but theyre in love so its ok

spread the brothers tsundere sukuna and yandere choso being possessive over yuuji agenda x.com/po_cavvv/sta...

#sukuita sukuna never had any particular goals or ambitions in his life but if there was one thing he ever wanted, it was getting out of his claustrophobic hovel of a hometown and moving to a big city. with that singular focus, he worked hard through high school.

muttering “you cheating piece of shit” every time i scroll past fanfics or fanart of sukuna fucking anybody who’s not yuuji

creepy police chief who asks the new recruit to ‘test’ the drugs they busted in his chamber so he can noncon him starry eyed yuuji joins the force because of how much he admires gojo and thinks he’s some great purveyor of justice what a sad way to learn not to ever meet your heroes #goyuu

i give up this is sukuita for me and idc what anyone has to say

HOLY SHIT FHSJDJJSKD AAAAAA OMG OGMGNDK HE LOOKS SO GORGEOUS IN THE SECOND PICTURE FLASH ME FLASH ME FLASH ME FLASH ME x.com/k_ma_cy/stat...

kenjaku really genetically engineered this brat to be a needy little cockslut

IED blast x battery acid 🤤🤤 bet it tastes soooo good

every now and then sukuna possesses my bluesky account and posts the vilest shit known to man that would probably vaporise my grandma on sight

wait hold on non human genitalia yuuji 🤤

demanding kitty kuna is so very important and special to me i’m weak like yuuji i would end up spoiling him and giving in to all of his demands x.com/hashiokioita...

standing directly in front of this mcdonalds and looking up when it rains so i can have goyuu squirting into my mouth

since modulo yuuji is basically a death painting now can i get him pregnant since the laws of human reproduction no longer apply to him

#sukuita yuuji feels really bad for his loner older brother because he’s never once gotten asked out for prom, parties, hangouts, not even group projects unless he’s assigned. sukuna also always spends his time either in his room or wandering outside by himself.

hello is this thing on where is everybody hellooooo hi hi hi omg they killed all my computer friends