*unfold instructions for a graphics card like it's the center fold for a playboy magazine* Oh you are one knotty girl!

Tries on a shirt and it's on backwards. Flips it around and it's still backwards. Oh this shit is USB-B shirt. I need the USB-C shirt.

DAM!!!

Happy Fucking New Year Everyone!

*opens and holds the door* "When is the last time a guy held a door for you?" Girl: "4 Months ago when I got arrested. The cops always open the doors for you." 😂😂😂

So... At work I put my Gum in a Tylenol bottle so no one asks me for gum.

Merry Christmas everyone!!! @teenytinylimey.bsky.social Me and @hulex.bsky.social 📸: @ascarihusky.bsky.social

Always remember... Rich people launch rockets into space for fun while people sleep under bridges.

How OCD am I? When I hang my shirts up the front is always on the right side.

Crinkly Little Prince sitting on his diaper throne. You may approach, but you have to kiss and snoof the diaper instead of the ring ;3

And that's a wrap~ Thank you to all attendees, staff, and EVERYONE involved with making this a great weekend! Join us next year, December 3-6 2026, for Midwest FurFest: Bark to the Future! Safe travels, and GOOD NIGHT 🦝

*sigh* Sad the con is over... Yet I'm glad to get back to work tomorrow... The fuck is wrong with me?

Hello! Fet: @teenytinylimey.bsky.social

Woo!!! That was one HELL OF A CON!

When you accidentally pull up Grindr because the app color and icon look similar to one of the apps you normally use at work. x.x

Good idea for Halloween... Go into a store and buy a tarp, a shovel, a hacksaw, bleach, gloves, and some painters overalls. Probably a face shield for good measure. XD

"Yeah I've been just feeling more tired. But at FWA I wasn't tired at all." Fur: "When you're at a con you're never tired. Because everyone gives each other their energy. But when you go home you don't have the collective energy anymore." Me: "Are you Yoda?"

When you're washing your fursuits... Oh you don't have to be in them when you wash them....

Co-worker: "Yeah I always try to make sure the house is quiet when my kid is studying." Me: "Wait isn't your son deaf?"

"Man I got this great desk organizer and draws from Goodwill for $5!" Should I tell him I actually gave that to Goodwill last week? x.x

"Hey dumbass make sure you remember where we parked." Me: "Dude we took the bus here."

*sigh* Back to the corporate slave role in life. x.x

I was finally able to punch my furry trash card at FWA! Spend over $100 at the BD Toys booth. XD

2 Huskies hanging out. Ft. @teenytinylimey.bsky.social

Hey I'm finally here. Just a place to post stupid shit and pretend like others actually give a shit about my opinions. XD