Katpiss Everqueef
@scrotefloats.bsky.social
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ICE Unveils Flying K-9s That Only Respond to Commands in German
20 days ago
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29 days ago
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Baptism Linked To Autism
29 days ago
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Both sides hoping for The Rapture tomorrow.
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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I'm sorry I said your newborn baby was misbegotten
about 1 month ago
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All groypers are gooners, but not all gooners are groypers.
about 1 month ago
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Watching the President's health rapidly deteriorate like
about 1 month ago
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Climate change? That's just Mother Nature throwing ass, and serving cunt.
about 1 month ago
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Sorry I called your newborn baby "AI slop"
about 1 month ago
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Ben Shapiro Orders Bulletproof Cuck Chair
about 1 month ago
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Not tonight dear. I've got
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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2 months ago
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Trump lost his virginity to his mother in a Cracker Barrel 🙏
2 months ago
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The biggest letdown in the all-female Ghostbusters is that Slimer didn't eat pussy
2 months ago
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Imagine stepping on a big pile of dog shit in these bad boys
2 months ago
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Does Bud Light even know that they can get back in the good graces of conservatives by simply reintroducing the alcoholic dog who likes to get his dick wet?
2 months ago
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3 months ago
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3 months ago
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R L Stine's early stuff
3 months ago
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Just lost another tuxedo jacket to the self-flushing toilet.
3 months ago
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Testing reveals that Virginia Foxx is made entirely of dust, tumors, and Fixadent.
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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People who say "This is what I voted for!" Should have a full size alligator thrown on their lap while they're going to the bathroom
3 months ago
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Cuck chair? I think you mean the "bone throne".
4 months ago
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ICE Reveals New Agent Uniforms
4 months ago
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Trump Signs Executive Order Adding "Libtards" to Holy Bible
5 months ago
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That fart was so hot, my underwear has grill marks
5 months ago
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Queen bee: "Why is our honey full of used gum and cigarette butts??"
add a skeleton here at some point
5 months ago
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"Like honey from the lips of an Angel"
add a skeleton here at some point
5 months ago
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6 months ago
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No offense but your newborn baby looks ran through as fuck
6 months ago
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7 months ago
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7 months ago
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Snowden Removed from NSA Group Chat
7 months ago
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7 months ago
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7 months ago
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Harriet Hageman is Al Franken's most obnoxious and upsetting character to date.
7 months ago
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Delusional Oligarch's Government Exploiters
8 months ago
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This candle smells like Harry Styles's vagina
8 months ago
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I hate sitting on a cold urinal
8 months ago
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There was an unfortunate wardrobe malfunction during Kendrick Lamar's halftime show when Trump shit up his own back and had to go home.
8 months ago
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For me, the Super Bowl was over when Mom sent me to my room for tossing the 6-ft hoagie into Dad's saltwater fish tank.
9 months ago
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Sesame Street is the fuckin' LEAST we can do for Iraq
9 months ago
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It's called "sweetening the pot".
9 months ago
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When someone presents you with a "fork in the road", scoop their eyeballs out with a spoon.
9 months ago
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When you report an immigrant to ICE
9 months ago
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