Trump Dead at 79 After Sitting On Balls Too Hard

Get your Yuletide shit together.

You've been marked for the Chotining

"Could a closeted gay man do THIS?" *vomits in wife's vagina*

The worst part of being captured by ICE is having to ride in the stinky minivan they've been using to deliver DoorDash for the past 3 years

George R.R. Martin Sizzles in Dr. Demento Biopic

Men wearing white sunglasses are consistently in the top 3% of total dickheads

That was the wettest fart of my career.

ICE Unveils Flying K-9s That Only Respond to Commands in German

🤡🍆 . 💨

Baptism Linked To Autism

I'm sorry I said your newborn baby was misbegotten

All groypers are gooners, but not all gooners are groypers.

Watching the President's health rapidly deteriorate like

Climate change? That's just Mother Nature throwing ass, and serving cunt.

Sorry I called your newborn baby "AI slop"

Ben Shapiro Orders Bulletproof Cuck Chair

Not tonight dear. I've got

Trump lost his virginity to his mother in a Cracker Barrel 🙏

The biggest letdown in the all-female Ghostbusters is that Slimer didn't eat pussy

Imagine stepping on a big pile of dog shit in these bad boys

Does Bud Light even know that they can get back in the good graces of conservatives by simply reintroducing the alcoholic dog who likes to get his dick wet?

R L Stine's early stuff

Just lost another tuxedo jacket to the self-flushing toilet.

Testing reveals that Virginia Foxx is made entirely of dust, tumors, and Fixadent.

People who say "This is what I voted for!" Should have a full size alligator thrown on their lap while they're going to the bathroom

Cuck chair? I think you mean the "bone throne".

ICE Reveals New Agent Uniforms

Trump Signs Executive Order Adding "Libtards" to Holy Bible

That fart was so hot, my underwear has grill marks

Queen bee: "Why is our honey full of used gum and cigarette butts??"

No offense but your newborn baby looks ran through as fuck

Snowden Removed from NSA Group Chat