One of the best films I've seen in a while. Seriously incredible.

"I just don't understand how Marty Supreme can be the most exciting movie of the year. It's definitely an industry plant." Says a guy in line waiting to watch Stranger Things Season 5 Episode 8 in theaters.

Starting 2026 feeling like shit. Great.

Incredibly unfunny.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone, especially if they're horny!

Pants down, dick in hand, it's a good Monday.

It's gooooooood

Horny tweet: jerking off in the local movie theater bathrooms is so fucking fun

All I'm saying is touch my dick

Definitely didn't edge for 9-10 hours yesterday before waking up and starting again.

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Stupid Beat Break giving me OBVIOUS furry bait that it KNEW i was gonna bite at.... =\\\= #TailiDraws #NSFW #Digimom #Gekkomon #Butt

I'm ridiculously obsessed with Gekkomon and this screenshot didn't help 💦

@shadeofnight.bsky.social Thanks for the likes! 💦

Horrrrrrrrny

Super druuuuuuiuunk

Who could this be?!

I am today year's old. 🎂 🎉

After a workout I get insanely riled up. So for no reason I'm heading to the gym.

On that boxer game as well

Big Dogs going crazy in their emails

This album helps me get through so much.

Staying on track can be tough sometimes, but I am so happy I lost a bunch of weight this year. Life isn't easy, but being down 60+ lbs makes things better in many ways.

Honestly? Might be a new favorite of mine.

Corgi need coffeeeee, coffee good-

Seems like he’s makin you an offer

She's so amazing

It's Stitch Day (6/26), so send me those LEWDS!!!

😤

Shoulda just let 'em play fetch with the stick instead!

That time of the year!

Wake up babe, new OC drop! Meet Arnie the Carnie, a maned wolf carnival magician! His tricks go awry in various ways. Most assume it's part of the act and he's some sort of physical comedy genius. In reality he's just a really bad magician, but that doesn't stop him from trying!

Sorry if you've reached out to me anywhere and haven't gotten a response or quick responses lately, just not in the best headspace, and being social has been draining me lately.

That's what I'm saying!!!

If you see this, post your lock screen 😤

Needing some Paddington booty 🙏

🥴😤

Soft and fluffy and oh so jiggly ~

Look at this cute Stitch shirt that I definitely didn't put my dick on

Never really sat down and played a Monster Hunter game before. Usually, it starts, and I just feel overwhelmed. Would anyone recommend the new Monster Hunter Wilds as a good starting point?

Me being VERY horny thanks to @delirost.com

I live. Umero 2.0 The wild druid has gain a new skill, brewing your favorite beer and mead. Just don’t get caught stealing his crafted brews, he’s gonna whack you with his trusty mash paddle.

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Happy 6/26! on a side note, 3 days until my birthday.

Happy New Year, everyone! I hope 2025 is prosperous and lewd!

Been up since 2am and I feel like I'm in another dimension 🥴

Loud and obnoxious.