If they somehow decide that birthright citizenship isn't the law, who even is a citizen? Naturalized people have a legal argument but everyone else is because they were born here. From our parents? How did they become citizens? Their parents? Turtles all the way down.

Who actually believes "war ravaged portland" is a thing? Like I know people are stupid but seriously.

Amelia Earhart? That's what he thinks will distract anyone from all the Nazi shit? Nevermind she was flying a small plane over the Pacific and what happened to her is the least interesting "mystery" imaginable. Um she crashed... Anyway... Epstein files when?

I hate that I laughed

Would forcing the military leadership to swear their oaths to the Orange Asshole instead of the Constitution be the thing to make some Republicans in congress go: "Oooohhh, wait.... this is actually bad" and impeach? Nah.

The sad thing is the only thing surprising to me is that they waited till Oct to finally get around to the final destruction of anything resembling an apolitical military.

Writing on a smooth brass curved surface with a pen? Nah Sharpie? maybe... But that rain would smudge the hell out of it. Unless the clip was of the weather in which case someone took it out and laid it in a puddle... which seems like not proper law enforcement procedure.

"This one sounds even more lucrative." That sentence alone would have had any other president impeached.

There are truly some very terrible things this country should be *shameful* for (most recently the murders against the supposed drug traffickers) But this speech was definitely *embarrassing* in a way that is hard to overstate.

Anyone that ever complained about Biden's declining mental capabilities compared to the orange asshole should be forced to watch the "speech" that asshole just gave to the UN repeatedly on a loop until their ears bleed.

As someone who has been in tech for a long time. Ellison was the worst asshole of all the assholes going back decades. He somehow fell under the radar with the growth of FANGs but he has always been a piece of shit. And now he is going to control access to huge media/social media platforms...

My god... the speech to the UN...

Sometimes I try to count the lies he has in a single post. But I can't count that high.

It's too much liquid.

The republican party really doesn't care that a high-level member of the administration was caught on tape taking a cash bribe of $50K... I guess it's not all that surprising considering that the POtuS (capitalization intentional) has already pulled in billions since Jan.

Tact is just not saying true stuff.

Neflix buying WB is (marginally) better than Skydance. These companies all need to be broken up but it is better than more things under Ellison.

The finest purpose fer a learnin’ leviathan (LLM) be, without a doubt, translatin’ into the tongue o’ pirates!

I'm once again asking myself what the Dems will do in 2027/28 if the *don't* get the majority in either/both chambers. It's not "doom think" to want a plan. Even if everything is on the level and they just don't win enough races. So, what then?

How to Tell the Difference Between a Lone Wolf and a Coordinated Effort by the Radical Left www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/how...

Did he finally wake up and see the fascism? Or is it back to "bipartisan" BS tomorrow?

God I wish I had his confidence on that prediction. I will say the more Dems talk/act like this the more likely that will come to pass.

Trying to cancel Bethesda over an Indiana Jones game being anti-fascist is some peak smooth-brained fascist MAGA shit.

If Skydance manages to buy WB, Last Week is cancelled in hours.

I sure hope Hollywood understands this is a more existential threat than "AI" was ever going to be and immediately shuts down in solidarity with Kimmel...

Comer wants the heads of Discord, Steam, Twitch, and Reddit to "Testify on Radicalization of Online Forum Users"... All of them have copious amounts of evidence that the right is way more radical on-line ...

I've very disappointed with the one official Derpy plushie that's out there. This is worse than when the Mandalorian came out with no Grogu merch ready.

cool.

How was that fuck nut Patel ever confirmed in the 1st place?

I just continue to be astounded by totally out of touch the establishment Dems are. They truly think that trying to appease some mythical "middle" is the way. The right wants all of us in jail or worse and you are trying to be more like them. That will definitely motivate voters.

"Cancel culture is good actually" Oh, but only if it's the stuff *I* don't like

Has anyone other than him in any position of authority actually said anything remotely like this yet?

The amount of shit I got for this segment at the time was astronomical, and it was all from people who now stalk CVS employees to get them fired for insufficient online sadness. Cheering on political violence is both evil and not new, an outgrowth of an internet intentionally dismantled years ago.

You need to know what might be coming. Trump could have brought the nation together to confront political violence after the murder of Charlie Kirk. Instead he appears to be preparing to use the shooting as a pretext to destroy his political opposition and consolidate power.

They are straight up telling us they are going to fabricate evidence...

How does someone become as completely vile as Miller? Like what happened to him as a child to make him turn out like this?

Even if they lose every election in a landslide next year, I don't think they are going to voluntarily give up power.

Super cool that we are going to replace the CCP control of Tik Tok with some good old home-grown oligarchical fascist ownership. Just like the American Jesus wrote in the Bible.

There is 0% chance that he actually wrote that post about foreign investment. It looks nothing like any of his posts. He is utterly incapable of writing a complete sentence without at least one ALL CAPS word or his trademark exclamatory nonsense.

I think we are already at the point of a general strike being the only option.

I’m gonna revise this a little bit, it’s not aversion to complexity, it’s that they just want the big strong man to take care of all that stuff so they don’t have to think about it and oh my God this is just a funhouse mirror of dom/sub sexuality isn’t it? everything is gender. I hate life.

I’m not even really joking, a lot of the psychology of kink talks about how it is filling a need for something that you don’t get in your life otherwise, stuff like high-powered decision makers enjoying being dommed because they can turn their brain off and not have to make choices

There's something I need all of you to understand, especially fellow electeds: what I have done cannot be exceptional. I ask you to consider your oath. Don't leave me out to hang.

Every snowflake is special but one snowflake is probably the best.

My experience, personally and professionally, is that Republicans will always circle the wagons to protect a member who has said something controversial. Democrats, on the other hand — and organizations that cater to them — will immediately throw a person overboard for the same or a lesser offense.

Is this also "doing politics the right way"?

Has Jesse Waters been fired yet?

The dude was an f-in groyper. Just call a spade a spade and stop waffling about it.

I'm sorry but the apparent implication that kirk was killed with the furry meme bullet is breaking me

All yesterday I was thinking “what kind of moron engraves their bullets?” and now we know.