you’ve gotta beat to the speed of your own meat

im fawnmaxxing im meadowpilled

drag king name michael plastics

we are charlie kirk guitar tabs

doctor said my bones are like a little bird

had my tweets read out to me and will promptly be killing myself thanks for your attention to this matter

sundays are for laying in the omega nest

im being too gay on the tl i need to become goofy and fun and stop talking like i just got out of gender studies 101 in a sociology undergrad

maybe a hot take ppl wont like but i think the whole pronoun circle thing is a toxic manifestation of theyfabs and non-practicing-queer-white-women and only serves to annoy cishets and alienate and hurt trans people

nonbinary people despite the inherent immateriality seem so interesting conceptually

gunna kirk myself off later

self harm as a fully grown adult is so lame like it’s not even tragically beautiful or like edgy and emo im just a pathetic fucking loser

is it overly self indulgent to write a customized suicide note for each of your loved ones?

why did god invent ukes but not give us self-cleaning or lubrication 😔

uranus’s thin vertical ring is very chic

i wish bdd was real cuz that could mean there’s the possibility that im not actually this ugly

if you need me i’ll be in the mysterious foggy woods

what if we kissed in the gender neutral piss corner at the diy venue

bulge in a dress is actually so chic

im known as mc warm scrambled egg on the streets

bitches love sosa ‘rari’s and robux

moving from a queen to a king size bed so that me and my wife can fit more stuffed animals on it

death before suburbia

i want to hang out on a big lily pad

there is a direct correlation of how low a woman puts blush on her cheeks and how racist she is

i need to be scrambled like egg

i think we should bring back setting people up not in the like toxic arranged marriage power dynamic way but just like… do u have two friends that u think would vibe? get them together!

putting a speedlight on the nintendo 3ds

i think im done with social media i am going to start writing things down on a website i host only on the dark web and tell no one what the url is

i remembered my bluesky login finally is this site still dead?

labubus are nfts for white women

anyone want to come frolic naked in a meadow on summer solstice?

being corporeal can be chill sometimes

calling a waymo to a protest in order to set it on fire is such an incredible example of the inevitable endpoint of the current techbro-ai-slop in every facet of life alongside the rise of fascism and how it crushes protestors

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mew mew mew mew mew mew meow meow meow meow moewww (to the tune to na na na na na na na by my chemical romance)

bc ferries should rename the queen of cowichan to ferry wap 1738

vapes are too accessible - what do u mean u hit your vape 0.05 seconds after waking up in the morning without even moving your head off your pillow? we gotta bring back cigarettes - at least u gotta get ur dumb ass out of bed and go outside to have a dart

fat clit summer

clam eaters union local 405

who up jimmying they beast

pronouncing mayonnaise like male gaze

pollivre ramping up for an exciting new career shift into streaming on kick, he can open loot boxes and do sports betting

just like a real princess, i can feel when there’s pee in my bed

the next pope is going to be the most reactionary guy possible podcast bro manosphere crypto trading pope

drinking eighty beers

i will be starting an anonymous forum thread on the bathroom stall door at uncle abe’s bar on main st

ive so much to eat but with such a small spoon

kanye keeps tweeting about having sex w trans women and how he relates to trans girls, at this rate he will be browsing r/egg_irl and his next album's beats will all be breakcore

oh no!!! it’s 3 minutes to midnight on the big doomsday clock! i slept in!!!!

the american easter bunny isn’t going to be able to afford to do egg hunts this year :(