Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Tfw - they're talking about me in the chat but still not liking my posts 😑🫧

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Nice

Hello bluesky

This shouldn't be illegal 🏌‍♀️

Spaces on X 📡

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I've become way more important on X now that most of you have left. Ty 🙏

Thank you Rolling Stone for publishing my social media on the internet 🌐

I know how to stop the riots.

bird 69%

At least the Biden administration can blame a run away auto pen for their stupid ideas. This guy signs everything stupid thing he's handed on camera in front of the entire world. #peeisintheballs #meme

Stop pretending to chew rice.

I pay $115 a year to do this

Before the television was invented everyone just did this 📺

This is why we can never be allowed to have time machines.

This is Donald Trump's America 🇺🇸

This website doesn't have enough pictures of otters with fake mustaches. We can do better.

Happy Easter 🐇💨🥚

Sativa 💨

Me: [Biting my lip to look sexy] Photographer: No, your lower lip.

For anyone who finds a sex toy in the lasagna, that was intentional.

Old Philly is at it again 😑

US public education is so bad that most 8th graders are not ready to fight in the war against Christmas 🎄

They found a nest full of vampires under the pyramids, and I really hope someone digs them up.

Me, if the aliens put hooks in burritos and I saw them floating around in front of me.

Nice to see that I'm not the only one McDonald's has been screwing over with mostly empty 'Large' Fries 🍟

RFK Jr. said he's going to make our food safer.

Nature is amazing 🪤

Holding your fingers like this is an obvious sign of cognitive decline.

Kepler-22b must be destroyed.

Living off of tariffs 🚀

Selling content 🪤

New album just dropped! #FBI 💿

Wait until they find all the spy cameras Obama had hidden in the toilets 🚽

yes

Share this to gain fortune 💰

Please send an IRS agent to my home to collect the additional $3 in federal income tax (bring change for $100).

Someone is having the best sex of their life while you're reading this.

It's none of your fucken business what "my cat" may or may not have, and if had, who it may or may not belong to.

Screw Cupid. This year, I'm taking matters into my own hands 💘