Still no sign of Nancy Guthrie 🪙

I have ring doorbell cameras set up all over the inside of my apartment so the government can watch me all the time.

Donald Trump's Valentine's Day rant about Bill Maher on Truth Social reads like it was written by a jaded lover. 💝

My HOA says I need to take this down.

Stephen Hawking is in the files

I could have the entire theater to myself 😏 #MelaniaFilm 🎟

I’m on RealUpScrolled now too 🪤 upscrolled.com/en/

I have an online audience of roughly 100 people across 4 different social media platforms, and none of them has ever seen my penis full on. It's not hard,, folks @kattsdogma.bsky.social 🪤

got em

Nicolas Maduro waiting for his show trial to be held in New York.

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That red stuff isn't blood - I've cooked a lot of blood and it doesn't cook like this.

104 year old World War 2 Veteran Dominick Critelli 🫡 🤝 The 12 Hour Saxophone guy🎷

Looking back, I should've just committed some fraud and retired when I was 25 and in peak sexual health. 😑

If your house has wind chimes the police shouldn't need a warrant.

Some of us are still on the original website fighting the good fight. #RememberTheLAMO ..and fuck juggling 🚯

Follow me on Truth Social 🚀

A mask that projects the face you want, but here's the catch - once you put it on, you can never take it off. 🪬

The cops are on TV taking credit for a guy committing suicide in his storage locker. #2025 has been wild.

Hentai (anime-style porn) is the #1 most-searched porn category of 2025 📑

Pete Hegseth, you owe me a boat.

remember the lamo

For Sale: Nautilus VI (Reef Explorer) - Used 53 ft semi-sub; 3 Yamaha 225 HP outboards; underwater salon + open deck. 30 passengers + 3 crew; tours or cargo (deck for 5-10 tons). $250K (50% off list - USVI; movable to FL/CA) proven for ocean ops with a barrel-friendly deck. 🚤💨

Huge (if true)

ADRENOCHROME SHOULD BE COVERED BY MEDICARE

Somebody post this to Facebook for me. Thank you.

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You know who else couldn't draw an apple? Hitler.

This is a genuine New York Post article published on November 17th, 2025.

🎤 Can't nobody tell me nothin' 🎶

Wake up - It's fudge season 🌤

My skeleton will have heartburn

Beef tallow

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Tfw - they're talking about me in the chat but still not liking my posts 😑🫧

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Nice

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This shouldn't be illegal 🏌‍♀️

Spaces on X 📡

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I've become way more important on X now that most of you have left. Ty 🙏