I think I'm starting to understand stan culture. When the pop girlies start beefing I end up spam streaming my fav without even thinking about it. Anyway stream Lipgloss.

If I couldn’t come up with better phrases for dick than “magic wand” I would simply not start beef with someone who had a CupcakKe feature

Ha remember when I had a boyfriend for 7 years and today was our anniversary? Now I just see the Mean Girls meme and think "No Cady! Men aren't worth it!"

Leftist when Nazi: Silly billy you can't do fascism. 🤪🤭 Leftist when Someone shares 95% of their positions: You bitch!! You stupid bitch!! I will skin you and turn you into luggage!! 😠😡🤬

Uhh...yes. When someone puts a stupid idea out there for all the world to see it's normal to call them stupid. Not the own you think it is bro. Keep it in the drafts if you don't like the engagement.

She deserves smarter haters.

Hasan Piker fans really not beating the illiterate allegations. When he goes to piss, instead of leaving up a video, he should really be leaving up a news article and telling chat to read it until he gets back.

There's a very simple cure for late stage dragon sickness.

RELEASE THE GAME YOU COWARDS!

Codex Alera ended up being incredible and I'm starting to get that sad feeling about finishing it and it being over. Gonna have to immediately start rereading Brandon Sanderson's standalone novellas again.

Half of Americans read at less than a 6th grade level. So whenever someone replies something incredibly stupid to you, just keep that in mind.

Hades and Hades II are like if Dark Souls was a cozy game.

I just noticed I've got my underwear on inside out and, this late in the day, I'm not gonna bother fixing it.

Look I am very patient with kinks but I absolutely will not abide someone wearing a pup hood but calling themselves a cat. That's just not how animals work. Read a book pervert.

My litmus test for media literacy amongst JRPG nerds is whether or not they think Naoto is trans and Kanji is gay. If you can't distinguish subtext from text I don't wanna talk to you. #persona #persona4

Gonna get stoned and play League of Legends. Iron isn't ready for me.

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

Welcome to the tyranny of Girlypop Nation. Bow before your queen.

I know telling someone to "just google it" is a little condescending and telling someone "just google it you fucking moron" is definitely condescending but I don't know how else to speak to people like this.

Can someone explain to me why a grown ass adult can't find a pharmacy in NYC? You could literally walk out the door of your hotel and trip into a CVS but have you heard of Google you absolute smoothbrain buffoon?!

$120 for a flu shot is fucking highway robbery. I manage a doctor's office where we don't take any insurance and we only charge $40 which is still probably overpriced. The absolute unhinged audacity to charge $120... free Luigi.

I refuse to hear a British person's take on American politics so long as Joanne Rowling sits on the throne of TERF island.

You know how in Alien, you're not allowed to bring foreign species onto Earth you have to research them in off planet labs? And those species always make it to Earth anyway? Israel is America's off planet lab.

I'm sorry locking mega Delphox behind Pokemon's atrocious online and PvP? Is Nintendo trying to patent homophobia now?!

Yelled at my cat for the first time ever. 7am zoomies were not ok this morning. But I think he understood that I was actually mad and now I feel horrible.

Sometimes I do genuinely consider going back Republican because I would be an incredible overpaid cokehead with a cabinet position. Like seriously the job is made for me.

Gee wizz Klondie why on earth do you think the online left is an unhinged purity test cult?

I just feel like if you left Twitter because it's fucking insane, you should make more of an effort to not bring that insanity over here.

If you brag about your dick size in your Grindr profile, I'm allowed to ask how big it is.

Maybe I should jump from Program Management to Product Management. I'm at the point in my career where I KNOW how to fix a bad UI and I don't understand why applications just put buttons in random places for every page.

So tired of having to demonstrate my progressive bonafides and still not being able to even remotely criticize the left. I want universal healthcare. I want unions. I want a single state solution. I want trans people to play whatever sport they want.

Every single time I see a cute animal comic I have to go give my little orange man a hug. An eternity with him still wouldn't be long enough.

Big day for thinkpieces by dudes with nothing behind their eyes.

I was precumming at the idea of voting for Gavin Newsome but after that atrocious statement I think I am gonna sit tight for the primary. You wiffed such a softball my dude.

Really starting to miss @kaceytron.bsky.social. Mother is taking a well earned break but I am going through parasocial withdrawals now.

Cara Cunningham is hilarious but also confusing. I have never seen a trans woman so aggressively use pre-transition images to troll transphobes.

I have to vote on HOA intiatives and laws now. I'm such an adult. (I also vote against anything that would allow investors to buy homes to just rent out.)

crazy to think that the nintendo direct announcement is the most important thing that happened today

"Bullets don't care about your facts." - ancient conservative proverb

ADHD meds have one downside so far. 99% of the time they just help me focus on work. The other 1% of the time they make me hyperfocus on a video game and I just end up playing on my phone for 7 hours during the day.

It's always a weird source of shame for me that Amy Coney Barrett is from my alma mater. Like...how much of a liberal arts education really is it if you can turn into that?

So Apple TV wins the award for absolutely worst designed application ever...it's somehow worse than Grindr. Product Manager deserves a firing squad.

Oh more post hoc rationalization for why you were too lazy to vote? Her opponent was Donald Trump. If she just farted into the mic for 3 months you people still should have been tripping over yourselves to vote for her. Fucking losers.

Ok so we are 5 episodes into Alien Earth and my orange braincell still sincerely believes he could take on a fully grown xenomorph. To the point that he will literally pounce at the tv when one is in frame. I'm so proud of him.

I need to know which one of my followers has a diaper fetish and is into feeding and vore. There is way too much of this stuff in my timeline for it to be a little algo-oopsie.

We have phamraceutical reps showing up with binders full of vaccine information and patients calling wanting to get every single vaccine they can...and I mean like old rich conservative republican patients. It's hard to overstate how much people just really fucking hate RFK Jr.

My bedroom mirror has selfie lighting.

No. Every syllable he utters sounds like a death rattle. It's not a disability. It's a symptom of his evil. He needs to get throat botox until he literally can't talk anymore. I hate him so much.