Dad is working late so I’m wearing his glasses to help

ADAM FUCKING FANTILLI

I turned this game on with 3:30 to go and haven’t seen Fantilli or Marchenko

The Blue Jackets are the worst third period team I’ve ever fucking seen

Wake Up Dead Man is easily a top 5 movie of the year

ok I lied the Rams are fucking frauds

Chris Shula what the fuck would you say you do here

Just gonna have to outscore them I guess

I am going to light myself on fire

what the fuck are the Rams doing

“if you have ten minutes to spare”

Jeremiah Smith finished 6th in Heisman voting. Jeremiah Smith did not win the Biletnikoff.

Elvis had these stats before the game and they got *worse*

"Senators haven't scored an even strength goal in 3 games." Ottawa scores on their first shot 7 minutes in. The Blue Jackets are pathetic.

Rewatched “Dodgeball” tonight and damn if that isn’t one of the funniest movies this century

Riley met Santa this morning

Great job by Cignetti and Indiana. Ohio State deserved this loss. Idiotic coaching on both sides of the ball, horrible game plans all around. Trusting a horrible kicker late, too much 13 and 14 personnel. Bad bad bad. Too much resting on their laurels for beating a mediocre Michigan team. Bad.

The coaching staff earned this loss lol Fucking clownshow

Pizza and Christmas ale

had Tom Cruise beaten Ted Sarandos to death yet and if not, why not

Elvis Merzlikins should never play another game here

This would not have been a problem in Challengers.

Seated

god damn I missed this feeling

“Let’s get overly cute and start the kid instead of Fantilli or Johnson in OT and they never see the ice before losing!” fucking unserious franchise

ITS SO GOOD Rian Johnson make these until I die

Seated

Allowed a 16-2 run to end the game with two timeouts in your bag and you never took them. I want to hit Anthony Grant in the face with a sledgehammer.

I fucking hate this basketball program.

I hated Brad Larsen, I hated Pascal Vincent. I *despise* Anthony Grant.

Shoutout Anthony Grant ruining my holiday! Fucking dumbass basketball coach.

the sun fucking with the Cowboys receivers remains so funny

“hey there’s 90 seconds to go, let’s put Miles Wood and Isac Lundestrom out there to continuously get in Werenski’s way and eventually cost the team possession that they’ll never see again before losing a game they had won!” -Dean Evason, probably 8th blown lead in 13 games btw

The Blue Jackets are such a stupid hockey team.

I cannot fucking believe McDavid re-upped for this defense and goaltending

I liked this one more than part one

Seated for Wicked For Good

The Rams are the best team in the NFL. Fight me.

oh hey by the way the Leafs are 16th in the East

thiccer kicker

THE LOS ANGELES FUCKING RAMS

Davante Adams is a fucking cheat code

Rams imvho

45 different people have been president of the United States 45 different people have been starting quarterback of the Browns since 1994

A 3-1 lead to a 4-3 loss. Brilliant.

This was absurdly silly and corny and convoluted and, much like Knives Out, keep making them forever

Seated

Early screening secured, fuck yeah

This should’ve been a regulation win but this team is so stupid