birthday gifts from @floppacore.on.computer !!! eeeee!!!!!!!

had the longest shower and got fed a baconator and now i'm feeling better and happy!

i'm in so much pain I do not want to clean this building

this place im at is crazy

proof

me and my boyfriend are so interconnected mentally because why did we stop and get milkshakes at the same time from the same place with zero communication

how i gained 10 followers in under 3 hours is insane considering i was stuck at 70 for a very long time

if you're reading this i have automatically won the i am taller argument. sorry shorty.

do you think you would beat me in a fight why or why not?

sleepy girls I’m sorry this world wasn’t built for us

filled with rage

i literally can't sleep i'm too excited to see my boyfriend

no trust me i am totally a princess i'm just in between kingdoms right now...

sometimes i get so uncontrollably jealous and i have to remind myself that my time will come eventually. it's just so hard to wait

i accidentally spent $300 today no one look at me

permission to be a bitch, your majesty?

if you cant handle me at my typo you dont deserve me at my sleep texting

Sylveon chilling on the chair 💖

new girl who is shadowing me: i don't do garbage because i'm a girl so you'll have to do it... me, very much a girl:.......

this lady needs to stop bidding against me nothing will stop me from getting this vacuum and she needs to accept defeat

my coffee tastes like popcorn and i have no idea what i did to make that happen

the lioness does not concern herself with her terrible schedule.

i want to go to the boy aquarium

my boyfriend will be here tomorrow...

what if instead of working we all just laid around and ate fruit and played whimsical games and splashed around in the ocean

everyone praise me i managed to somehow drink eight glasses of water and have three full meals today

whatever you do today you'll have to sleep with tonight

i should have slept more

meow meow meow my sorrows away meow meow when i'm feeling grey

i'm vacuuming your office and you can't stop me

my boss says "Great news, Young Lady!" and i just know he has the most diabolical shift planned for me

everyone please manifest that my next contract is 4 hrs and not 2 hrs 🙏🙏🙏

if you ever want to get out of anything just tell them i died and you need to be alone to grieve this is my gift to you use it wisely

Woof woof bark bark woof woof... ( sung to the tune of California girls )

my boyfriend will be here in just three more sleeps!

it's a great day to be alive everyone!

i got big mac today :3

my collection! :3

anyways aero made friends with pumpkin! here's a pic my brother took while i was at work today!

i genuinely feel blessed for my jobs they allow me to afford to help my loved ones and it keeps me moving. i know i complain a lot but genuinely i am very happy.

having ugly feelings today so i'm going to mostly lay low. i just got home from work and i'm having an iced coffee. thinking about maybe playing some Minecraft.

you know the craziest thing thats ever happened to me is my ex best friends ex boyfriend pulled a gun on me when i went to go get her keys from his shop garage & i kinda stood there awkwardly and was like "...you need a gun to fight a five ft six inches tall girl...?" and he got all embarrassed

she may be prettier but i am way more fun

hey everyone how are you guys doing today??

idk you can never convince me i'm not an amazing catch because every single of my exes stay in my dms

apple crisp latte....

forgot to charge my ear buds from work waaaaaaaah

guys my birthday is coming up and i'm going to have a grilled cheese cake

this is who you are asking to cover your shift btw