Haven't posted titties in like, what... A month? This is what happens when you feel like a goblin. So here's for Monochrome Monday 🖤 🤍

All day 🤘🏻

Man, most Americans REALLY don't like the word "cunt" 😂 Desensitised to gun violence and paedophiles in positions of power, but oh no, a naughty word! Jaysus Christmas. Stop being cunts. 😉

Gonna watch Black Sails. Again. 🏴‍☠️

I was a child raised on horror. Reading King and Barker at a very young age, watching all the best horror films. It came out in my own art (writing, drawing), and I created some really dark stuff. I can only imagine if I was born 30 years later than I was, they'd probably lock me away 🤣

My local smoke shop needs to be closer cos I already don't wanna make the drive 😴

Some people are WAY too fucking thin-skinned, it's ludicrous. This is why I'm not online a lot. My gods.

I love this show.

I think I've got some nasty razor rash in the 😿 region and now I shouldn't shave for a while. I hate it, I don't like body hair 😭 All these incredible medical technologies and still no cream that magically removes body hair for ever and ever. Rude. I know my trans girlfriends would agree with me.

The Silent Hill 2 remake soundtrack is way too fucking good.

"Before you bore me with your sob story, remember that none of this mattered in the first place. There was never a crime just the punishment you designed."

Also, I should've moved my hair for that last pic. Top is see-thru.

Bluesky is being a twat and I can't reply to anyone 🙃

Cloud needed bloodwork done, so she did the big girl thing and got off her ass finally to do so. To be clear, I've no aversion to needles or pretty much any medical procedure, I'm just good at procrastination.

Housemate is out for a few days so I don't have to get dressed. Here's one for Monochrome Monday.

19 years, and I still occasionally have to stop myself from finishing too quick. I want this kind of connection for all of you. 💕 🦊🐰

Ever go back to an old game, and the controls are such shit that you think "how did I ever play this?" Yeah, sorry Blood Omen 2, looks like you're still the odd man out 😬

Still alive, just feeling like "no" lately.

@beepills.bsky.social wore this for you today 🙃 Cute top, no?

My brain shorts out a little every time a really hot person follows me, because I feel like they saw me and thought "ooh, she's pretty" and wanted to see more, so 😵‍💫 🫠

Why am I such a moody bitch lately? 😂

I forgot how happy this show makes me.

I should've finished med school 🫤

Need to chop up more of my tees.

Made a mild attempt for Titty Tuesday, now I'm going back to my game 🙃

Introducing my wife to Liquid Television. There was indeed a time when MTV was cool.

Sex while I still have my makeup on is a bit better for me. It's a confidence thing, I'm not in my head about how I look. Nice to just get completely lost in it. 🥰

A friend might come over tomorrow, so just in case, Cloud did the cleaning. Except she went a little bonkers and is now all sweaty, gross, and sore. Not helping the whole "feeling like a goblin" mood.

Just set my doctor appointments like a good girl 😊

All these cute girls on my skyline and not in our bed is just plain rude.

This top is good for side boob.

I love Friday the 13th Part 8 so I'm going to watch it and remember all the times it horrified me as a child (baby Jason in the alley? Melted puke face?) and laugh and smile because I'm a demented girl who relaxes to horror films.

These are crazy good prices, secure a pre-order!

Lots of red today 💋♥️

Corn job??

Had my first "going to throw the controller" moment with Crimson Desert. Fuck you, Reed Devil. And fuck your never ending floods of lackeys. Cunts.

I want to spend my time with people that get goosebumps from their favourite music.

I can generally tell when it's time for a social media break by the number of times I say "no" or "ew" while scrolling. PMS mode, I guess.

Cloud was a good girl and ate cereal before chores.

I forgot it was Tummy Tuesday 🙃

Being a size queen also includes preferring the larger cans of Red Bull.

I need to finish putting my office together but my brain is in a billion different directions right now.

Went looking for the Hellraiser collection. Found it. Large, heavy boxes. Going to need to head into the cellar with an empty box or bin. So much for that idea. Think I'll rot in bed instead.

Bist du bereit? Das ist dein Soundtrack, Deine Melodie Und es gibt keinen Soundcheck

So many hot femmes 🫠

So it wasn't technically ON my Rebirthday, but it's only past midnight and we hadn't gone to sleep yet. I'm counting it. Curious how big the hickey on my neck will be tomorrow 🙃

6 years since I came out. Not bad for an old gal, eh? 🙃

Decided to check out Lovecraft Country. The way these racist pieces of shit look at the main characters totally rings of how people look at me and my sisters and brothers. Nothing fucking changes 😡

IKEA, why does your bookshelf smell like cinnamon? It's making me feel like I'm going to sneeze.

Lazy Titty Tuesday post. Should I make a better effort, or is this fine enough? lol