My favorite fanfic genre, "from Eminem to lovers"❤️

New Pokemon's looking great 👍

Smoking dick and happy pills

Love to be making videos about stuff and things as the world burns down (not until tomorrow at least youtu.be/c0U5NpYTLEc)

Sometimes I be making shit that I don't even know if it's good or not

Oh how I wish to return to the timeline where the "Shrek The Third tie-in Shrek shaped and Shrek colored raviolis" had became a permanent menu item

Sorry if I'm being uncouth but I need to rethink my financial situation like I need a fat bitch

I'm Silking I'm Songing, I'm Silking I'm Songing

I can't believe Steam actually went down for fucking #SilkSong lmao. I'm so mad yet so proud at the same time

I make a little video where I'm angry about a topic no normal person should realistically care about. Watch here to see if I combust at the end youtu.be/i-9V4x-cMcI

If you're an indie developer, you should hang this screenshot on your wall and use it as inspiration to never give up

Four days until release! Hollow Knight: Silksong will be available on 4th September. Release times: 7AM PT | 10AM ET | 4PM CEST | 11PM JST Game price: USD $19.99 | EUR €19.99 | JPY ¥2300

carl's Jr yappathon

I will not be stopped

Me when I'm in a remembering competition and my opponent is that really important thing I had to do later

(Replying to a video of a man shooting up a zoo, patrons and animals alike, using a somehow bottomless drum magazine.) Um, here's that attention you ordered?

Being fervently anti Trump for 22 years but reconsidering everything after seeing this post

What's funny is that all these GenAI companies could actually just embed compression-resistant patterns into their output that would cleanly make their stuff identifiable, but they don't, because they don't want to, because they want their slop to make everything unusable.

Declining the "no loads refused, cum-dump orgy" invitation, for medical reasons

when you forget to mute in the vc

Posting here so all the sex-bots that follow me don't miss out on my new video youtu.be/5HDjtPaPEeU

YouTube's changed their moderation policies and took down an old video of mine for "child endangerment". Couldn't tell ya why

The great Russian Trans Sybian Railway

I suppose I should still post video uploads on here for posterity sake youtube.com/shorts/zAbC9...

Posting this when nuclear war starts

Vtuber talent agency VShojo, who represent(ed) some of the largest streamers in the world, has been self-destructing over the last couple days in a scandal of check-kiting and a six digit charity donation that just kinda went missing in a passive voice accident.

Annoying post I saw on twitter. You know, there's a reason MMA guys or any athlete for that matter, don't look like the guy on the right. A toddler could beat that man in a fight for no other reason he will gas himself after taking two steps. Then give himself a heart attack by attempting a punch

(Trying to strike up a conversation with the older Japanese salary man on the subway) "So, watch any good porn lately?"

Alternate reality where rap blew up in the warring states period of Japan and Snoop Dogg is the daimyo of Mori: "Rolling down the street smoking op-o sipping on miso soup"

Alternate universe where rap was created in France and Biggie was the king of Leon. :Hon hon mother fucker hon hon! Hon hon motherfucker hon hon!

elmo taking a stand against trump

I don't know what Google wants me to do with this information

Ai music has made #spotify discover weekly so fucking ass man. I can't just find cool underground artists anymore, now I have to do a background check on everyone to make sure it wasn't made by some talentless bitch on their iPhone 6. Which in turn makes me a loser for liking the slop song! I'm mad!

They don't tell you in econ class how a steam sale can bankrupt you like John Law

I want there to be a western Jojo's adaptation only so Dave Bautista can play Jotaro Kujo

Just saw a Chinese place near me sells deep-fried beef burgers. Recession indicator

Before the game came out, I thought people wouldn't really care about Tenna and simply dismiss him as a budget Spamton. I'm glad everyone seems to like him just fine. I see those two as intentionally similar characters who mutually enhance each other. You know, like Spy vs. Spy.

What are the statute of limitations on Diddy Kong

(Explaining embarrassed millionaires to zoomers) Okay so imagine using your super horn to stop a blue shell when you're not in first place

is art i draw am excited for everyone to play deltarune!!

It's Delta rune time www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WuO...

Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!

The za got me so fucked up I'm watching a doc on the white Michael Jordan that looks like Elijah Wood's gay biker twin brother

POV: You just asked me why there is a chair in the bedroom

DELTARUNE in one week.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................