𝙎𝙏✰𝙍Ｇ✰ＺＩＮ＇．（猿べ映） yes, the admission of kinks that sprouted from a porn addiction which I literally tell my followers, especially the ones who are unaware of my past actions, I've been trying to recover from upon my IMMEDIATE return, on all accounts that I own, and encourage people to look at.

(( If anyone is wondering 'SG/Deon, where have you been, it's been 7 months', uh ((Last year I had a porn addiction and it got so bad as to where I was dipping into taboo stuff- if you follow my oc account, thegalacticanomaly.bsky.social, you can see everything that went wrong.

((oh dear there are so many hazbin accounts and I was just gonna flip this oh dear

☆☆ hey all, SG/ 𝙎𝙏✰𝙍Ｇ✰ＺＩＮ＇．（猿べ映） here. If you don't know of the account quoted, please look through recent posts. Make your own decision on whether or not you shall support my return and improvement. And block, or comment accordingly.

You'll know, deary.

Save it for the show, Adam.~

Everything we can, of course. Heaven and hell, you and I...

Oh no, the MURDERING is usually a special event. Didn't you hear of the 'broadcasting overlord's screams across hell' event I did? It was quite the..well, event!

Indeed I do! Perhaps you shall grace our presence as a guest?

You know what a radio show does. Do not be daft, Adam.

Alastor is sipping tea, thinking over his list of potential radio show guests... Who shall join him on air today...

Would it be fun if you knew? What happened to suspense, to the thrill of waiting and chances?

I believe the fun would vanish fast if you knew for sure. You'll just have to wait until the time arises.~

...I would simply call it 'looking gluttonous', dear Adam.~

I suppose I should begin my radio show once more- I've taken too many breaks.

Mmm, if that's what we'll agree to call it. Perhaps.

Come now, Adam- you are far from a child. Even if you do not act as such.

And your everything else is a bit too wide.

This look is very much a one time thing. Enjoy! #SeductiveSunday.

if ya haven’t noticed, i too, am fat. and i love other fat men. I LOVE FAT MEN, KRYPT I LOVE FAT MEN!!

Heard it, yes. Read it? I'll say...a much different story.

Indeed. But people here tend to be uneducated- I feel that's by design.

"Alright, I'll be back soon. Please, rest yourself well."

"Indeed you have. Now, tell me. What do you desire, in terms of meal?"

"I suppose. But you are much easier to manage. Less...saddening. less intense. Much easier to deal with than...that."

Sure they do. 《He grins.》 Surely.

Nothing more to say on what I know, darling?~

"That symbiote of his. It's a frustrating thing. Another person within the already frustrating embodiment of hell. Tsk tsk. He'll be fine. I'll try and do my best...trust me, dear- you'll never have to go to him again."

"...I am truly sorry for that. I'll do my best to make it normal as possible. Gentle, as I very much can be."

"No no, I insist! I'll find the best of the best for both hell and the living world... To earn what will come after. All the kisses and holding."

"...then we'll do it all." He smiles, hugging him tight. "Tonight, darling. I just wish to make it up to you. Multiple days of delicious meals, maybe more?~"

"What do you WISH to do! Make a living? Get stronger? Richer? Just enjoy yourself?" He hugs him from behind. "I'm your guide, darling. I shall help you in any endeavor I need."

"My own mother told me that everything happens for a reason. It brought you to me. You have a better life than you ever did as a mortal. My plan might have been first, but... I will push it back, just a bit. For you. I sincerely apologize for putting us in this situation."

"This is the pride ring, dear. Nothing but prideful sinners and specific hellborn." He just kept...feeling that heart beat. So close, like this. He loves it.

He puts a sharp nail on his 'pawn's' chest. It beats so weakly. He's fascinated by it. "It's...intriguing. Since you're not in the Gluttony Ring...was it truly the food, dear?"

"I think it was a cute way to die." He chuckles, never serious.

"..." His smile doesn't falter. "Fine. If you're truly need this info, and proof that I love you as I say. I am very sorry, then. You were killed by a heart attack while fighting another assassin, dear. While your soul was traveling to whatever afterlife you're meant to go, a rift opened and-

Alastor smile as he grabbed a chain, the chain having a tight grip on Krypt's very soul...the soul he offered up with their deal. He yanked the chain, making the kangahog weak- and then PULLED him to his knees. "Oh, has Ryu made you think you've got any power? You are a PAWN. A pawn I take GOOD-

"You ask too many questions. Like you're a higher position than you are. You will learn when I decide to tell you. Understand?"

Alastor whisked his hand, lending Krypt a bit more power. A soul or two, one he didn't need anymore. "There. I'll have a meal ready for you soon."

"Oh yes, I understand. Mothers are wonderful thing! Hang on to it for as long as you can."

"You still do. I see you in it when I let you travel to the land of the living. I'll tell you in just a bit later. We're not far enough."

"Don't push your luck. You're not dumb at all...you're simply unfortunate. You are down on your luck and I have helped you. Would you rather travel hell yourself, homeless?"

"Con artist? To make ends meet until my radio show started up, yes. It was rather fun." He smiles. "But as you can tell, we've both went on to bigger and better things."

"...good. you shall be rewarded well, so go on and do as you please."

Do not underestimate how good I am at opening up others. Remember...it was his business at well. He was affected also. I don't truly care, lovely. I just find it so...*so* amusing.

Ahhh...good afternoon my friends and objects of entertainment! How are we doing today?

said it once and i'll say it again. we as a society do NOT need ai generated images or ai chatbots to engage with our faves. if you're down bad enough for a character they will start beaming dialogue directly into your head and you will be able to hear it in their voice

Darling... I'd say I'd never make you hurt him. ...but then I'd be lying. I'll refrain from doing anything that forces that outcome, because it's not a fight you'll win. That's all.

I can tell you to do as I like as long as this contract is set and this deal is on.