"Baaah, easy enough for you. They just gotta be ready to be dumped at any given moment if Ali-sass says "What do you think you're doin!?" |An attempt to mimick her voice| "Bahahahaha!!"

"That's not a no! Gosh you're the best, yknow that? Bet your hypothetical soulmate's gonna adore ya." |She quite literally just, enters the tremendous building without even asking for permission, super casual and all|

"Pinky! You ain't seein a drop of nothing broken from me"

"And now ROER has to deal with me! Or, well, you do I guess. How about a lil your around your miss's place eh? Some drinks and food at the end to top it all off. Whadaya say"

"Oh that thang? I was TINIER and I was still rocking it! It's my other kind of friend. I have humans, weirdos from the snake group, then my partner! Pretty nifty circle of buds if I do say so myself"

"Alright alright, the jig is up. Of course I wasn't gonna kill you, dumbass. If I can vibe with those Thors kids, I can vibe with someone up my alley, if you get me. Losing a chick with skills like you? Hell no"

"Whaaaat? You're telling me you're not even upping your weapons again THE ogre? Boooo." |At the same time, the revving of Testa-Rossa also stopped. Yes she'd had it there all this time|

"Fast learner! Look at her go, being able to change the cords for the broom in miliseconds. So cool✰ But hey, you wouldn't be any fun if I didn't always have my guard up, even if we're just having a good ol girl talk right now"

"Dawww sorry baby maid, did I make you upset just by existing? I'm a girl first, then mercenary! Chill out sis!" |Said with a most playful tone, obviously taking none of it seriously|

| -20 bullets on Testa-Rossa's current mag. Shirley's forte wasn't sniping, not even close, so it's not a complete unexpected outcome| ❝Hahahaha! You pass Schwarzer! A little slower and I would've given you a one way trip to visit your daddy!❞

ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴛᴀꜱᴛᴇ! ɪᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋꜱ ᴛᴏᴏ ꜰᴜɴ...! ɢᴇᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ, ʜᴀʜᴀʜᴀʜᴀʜᴀ!! ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴅ ᴄᴏɴꜱᴛᴇʟʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴ'ꜱ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴅᴇᴠɪʟ: ꜱʜɪʀʟᴇʏ ᴏʀʟᴀɴᴅᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ʙʏ: #ᴇᴍᴍʏ [♡+↻]