(CW: cruel, maybe?) giving your tinies an escape room on the end table. get out in the allotted time or else the regrowth potion gets crushed under your boot.

somehow I only just discovered that iPhones have a surprisingly hi-fidelity Magnifier camera app built in. do with this information what you will

if you can’t figure out how to get the raygun from shrink mode to grow mode, the polite thing to do is at least to shrink a few extra outfits down for the unlucky people who now find themselves small

Alright but I do really badly wanna be tied up with fairy lights

😏: “hey babe why don’t you put on some music to get us on the mood?” 🤪: “okay you bet!” [puts on Porno For Pyros’s “Pets” because he’s really into petplay]

tfw when you pass out after the Christmas party without changing out of your elf costume and then wake up the next morning 8 inches shorter with pointy ears

Small Biz Saturday giving way to Small Roommate Sunday

all of you who gave me a micro/nano scale fetish, I hope you’re happy with what you’ve done

I’ll never be tired of imagining turning into a tiny mouse-girl while my partner becomes a cat-girl …

I spent an irresponsible amount of money on lovense toys to celebrate today’s important cultural holiday 😅

Your 80 foot tall girlfriend telling you she’s into puppy play “okay.. so you remember Clifford..?”

kinda want to get back into roleplay but only if it’s silly little slice of life scenes. giant partner coming home and venting about workplace annoyances, me screaming about how i had to escape the roomba’s path all day

everyone getting their jollies at calling the indie bookshop cashier a “performative male” might keep quiet if they knew about the doll-sized women he kept trapped in his stylishly rumpled tote bag

if this isn’t the year that someone ties me up using christmas lights and takes pretty pictures of it, so help me god

Oh good, she's getting her glasses, she'll be able to see you soon! ...wait #sizesky

dreams about being indiscernibly puny and getting stepped on tonight

More. Colossal. Boys. #sizesky

tag yourself

yes I’ve still been on tumblr this whole time and you know why? because sometimes a tumblr friend will send me something like this

has there ever been Fern Gully parody porn involving size kink? I mean there has to be right?

I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists

nonbinary in a normal way because it makes me look and feel attractive nonbinary in a small way because people shrunk past a certain point are just genderless objects anyway

buying a warm, long winter skirt was a good idea

I do, in fact, have a house boat docked at the himbo dome

fellow sluts for remote-control toys, you should know that the Lovense Black Friday sale is on 👀

getting teased by transmasc friends for growing a substantially beefier beard than I ever could is mutual gender euphoria

reassuring your fellow tiny (who’s experiencing their first shrunken weekend) that the giant friend is totally careful, gentle, and not prone to dangerous fits of anger, most of the time

thinking the goth girl going on about trapping souls in the jewels of her necklace is just a little woo-woo until you find out she’s quite literally keeping tiny people in them

this is me also realizing I am most into being in a “giant” role somewhere in the middle of multi-size chaos

opening a shrinking-required B&B in an old dollhouse realizing the junk collection crew accidentally took the (occupied) dollhouse to the thrift shop

men on literally every app/website are like, ”can you host? wife doesn’t know”

speck-size is good because it’s like, what if adorably cute smolness transcended the physicality of it. you just have to Know. and you do!

at the point where any size difference less extreme than 1:50 scale feels like biking with training wheels. pros only!

reminder that if you go to a Halloween party tonight and you find yourself impressed at how well the host nailed the “spooky dollhouse” vibe, it’s already too late.

sure, mainstream porn promotes an unhealthy and unrealistic definition of beauty in cis women, but it also promotes a deeply unrealistic level of emotional maturity and shit-togetherness in masc men

the way the very specific “sorry to tell you this, but the re-growth mechanism is down or misplaced” scenario sticks in my brain

For the dozenth time, I’m trying to get into Discord. anyone have fun servers i should join?

On the intimidation scale, feel like I’m solidly a 2 or 3

Its been a very confusing and surreal couple of weeks for me, as someone who (doxxing myself here) has been getting nearly all of my healthcare needs from Fenway for many years now.

This thread (about AI video tools being used to create porn featuring "impossible" kink fantasies) is really good, but I needed to highlight this part. Our community's DIY creative approach to bringing our various size kinks to life is is a quality worthy of celebration + preservation at all costs!

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why SHOULDN’T I be the helpless plaything of an oblivious himbo

I crave the goofy normalcy of a size relationship. My little guy climbing the curve of my breast with tiny touches and kisses of affection before flopping spread eagle at the crest to clumsily roll down the hill into cleavage, surrendering to the quicksand of two breasts #giantess #giantbreasts

Oh, that's where they went. Yikes. #sizesky

tonight, for the second time in my life, a random stranger told me I look like Rick Moranis I said ”haha yeah I love spaceballs” and then ran away to take deep breaths

living in a neighborhood where I have a coin flip’s chance of running into a friend on any given 20-minute walkabout has been the best thing I’ve ever done for mental health

every single tech product now will tell you that it’s AI-enhanced but in most cases that just means “regular programming, but a less efficient version” behind the scenes, all in the service of chasing hype and still-unclear future profits (I‘m not sure if this should make you feel better or worse)

*whispers* i do think that “ai is good/bad” is about as useful a statement as “electricity is good/bad” at this point, though much of that confusion was seeded by people treating the so-called industry as a pump-and-dump don‘t think Slop Literacy is too much to ask of someone in 2025 though

per the discourse of the day, I guess it’s time to repost this again bsky.app/profile/mist...