This is so me-coded that I had to pinch myself

demisexuality but it’s longing for size differences so extreme as to render meaningful physical interactions mostly impossible

advocating for incremental shrinking as percentages instead of raw numbers of height 1. keeps relative perspective change for the shrinkee consistent 2. idk seems scientific and mathy 3. keeps open possibility of shrinking smaller and smaller forever and ever and ever

it would be cool 2 curl up into a big ball and roll around everywhere

making peace with the fact that I’ve aged out of dating stoners

5, 4, 3, 2, 1...time's up! #sizesky

getting a lil too cocky when talking face to face so i'm placed on the floor by your feet and told to repeat what i said while looking up at you

me and whomst

tonight at a restaurant, my date went to the restroom while the host came over to seat us and said to me, “you‘re the other person?” and I found this affirming both in terms of gender and also me being an NPC

y’all I’m gonna need some Miniature Wife intel. on the one hand looks like fun eye candy if nothing else. on the other, there is almost nothing that’s as offputting to me as media about middle-aged straight married couples bickering

it’s Pallas cats for me, what’s left of my (non-sizey) tumblr crowd has decreed

thinkin about a giant gf who nearly rolls over onto you every morning when she wakes up. you’d think she’d remember by now but hey none of us are quite thinking straight when we first wake up all groggy, okay

Never noticed the “sexually suggestive (cartoon)” label until now and I don’t know why it has me chortling

the “sorry I can’t find out how to unshrink you” to “i‘m not really trying that hard to” pipeline

Cute guys should have their pretty little faces contorted by terror as they’re cast in the inescapable shadow of someone’s rear—two mounds of supple flesh barely contained in a pair of form-fitting sweatpants, stretching for what seems like miles above a plush cushion landscape…

THIS IS REAL AND IMPORTANT, GO DO THIS.

I feel like me doing the Say Anything 📻 pose except it’s playing Caroline Polachek and Julien Baker and Muna should be all I need to do to find my life partner

watching Olympics and obsessed at the pairs figure skater couples who totally give off dom/sub vibes

years of cultivating my “kinky queer pervert who also likes sports” and yet I was caught unprepared for this current cultural moment

Today on my snowy traipsing around the city, I saw a company car advertising the services of one “GT Building Co.”, which is just a funny name for a construction (and demolition?) firm if you ask me

yes, you've shrunk out of your clothes, but you've shrunk into just the right size for the cheap plasticky vinyl maid dress for dolls

months of presenting as Librarian Femme undone the minute I got a pair of fleece-lined Carhartt pants and suddenly entered my Aspiring Lumberjack era

thinking about what it would be like to be a 1:75 scale person around a normally-gentle giant friend who’s letting the mask slip a bit into an “I’m not mad, just disappointed” type of vibe

concepts involving permanent and irreversible shrinking make me dizzy

Get yourself a girlfriend that wants to eat you~ :3

When the little thing scurrying along your kitchen floor looks suspiciously like someone you swiped right on a few weeks ago. #sizesky

giant fingers/hands as weighted blanket for the tiny

size: tweezable

Do not, under any circumstances, even as a *joke*, input your medical information of any kind into a chatbot.

if I exit my twink era, is it too late for my elf era?

the idea of being stuck small long enough that you start to go kinda feral is…very hot??

small enough to run from a 20-sided dice like it’s Indiana Jones running from that bizarrely perfectly spherical boulder

yankee swap/white elephant but all the gifts are amulets that will adjust the wearer’s size some amount at the end of the exchange

tfw when your loved one has already outgrown the cute Christmas outfit you gave them (because they opened the gift of growth pills first)

Is this a challenge?

help new kink unlocked

at the risk of coming across like a jerk, I have to ask: does anyone like Avatar? like who is the audience?

I love the idea of preds streaming their micro-tormenting... Putting a poll for chat and making me watch. Seeing the "let them go" option fall instantly to last place as people debate whether I'll be spending the rest of my life in a stomach or a sock...

it’s hot when the shrinking process is permanent and irreversible it’s hot when the shrinkee goes through with it anyway despite knowing this

one thing to know about me is that I’m a sucker for a visual effect denoting shrinking

By your 30s, you should develop at least one kink you feel uncomfortable posting

when do you have to switch the bio from “mid 30s” to “late 30s”? asking purely hypothetically for a hypothetical friend that doesn’t even exist

witnessing a babyqueer meetcute on the train and they exchanged discords before their names, I’m barely holding it together

I knew I became old and out-of-touch when the hip youth fashions started remind me too much of my deadbeat father in the 90s. you’re killing me zoomers

(CW: cruel, maybe?) giving your tinies an escape room on the end table. get out in the allotted time or else the regrowth potion gets crushed under your boot.

somehow I only just discovered that iPhones have a surprisingly hi-fidelity Magnifier camera app built in. do with this information what you will

if you can’t figure out how to get the raygun from shrink mode to grow mode, the polite thing to do is at least to shrink a few extra outfits down for the unlucky people who now find themselves small

Alright but I do really badly wanna be tied up with fairy lights

😏: “hey babe why don’t you put on some music to get us on the mood?” 🤪: “okay you bet!” [puts on Porno For Pyros’s “Pets” because he’s really into petplay]