true crime podcasters should have a clearance rate except if you’re not able to solve the crime you’re not allowed to do more podcasts

Drag him.

“Riiiiight” works just as good as why. I’ve done the research. Keep him.

Retiring numbers is great and all, but sports need to start retiring names too. Sorry, but no one new gets to be called Bo Jackson.

And if you're like why does a picture matter. 1. I've turned up to job interviewers where they fully thought I would be a man because they thought my last name was my first 2. let me tell you this story about a man named Kim abcnews.go.com/blogs/busine...

You're missing a couple of steps here. No degree, no job. And in France you're supposed to put your photo on the resume. In France there are lots of ways to weed you out before you're ever hired.

ready for whatever this new episode of #HeatedRivalry brings

Oh Matt Yglesias doesn’t believe in birthright citizenship now So are all the serious journalists who had to debate him and feature him over Black thinkers because we were just “online” And we didn’t understand journalism. . Can you come outside so I can ABSOLUTELY JUMP you

From what I can tell, the story is the AP story, verbatim (apnews.com/article/japa...), and the framing is theirs. I'm curious and disturbed how CBS News' online style is to strip a bylined story of its byline and proper attribution and add a "contributed to" line at the bottom.

it’s not fair to penalize teams for losing what the fuck are you talking about do you hear the words you are saying

Over here like "I only ordered salad so I'm only putting down $20." That doesn't take care of the tax, tip, OR the day girls you cheap harlot. Hell, it barely covers the salad! And this was after sin in law's bestie said she would cover the twins drinks as well. That shit haunts me to this day.

Passing around that receipt talking bout "I didn't even order/want that champagne." But you smacked your lips and asked if there was more when you were done with that first glass though, Sharon. It took everything in me not to cuss them out 😭

lmao

"The Last Supper (As Friends)" - 2025

lol I guess this is also the part where people find out that due to declining enrollment of men, colleges are anecdotally engaging in affirmative action... For men. www.nytimes.com/2023/09/08/m...

lol everyone finding out white men benefit from preferential treatment in college admissions is sending me. May the consequences of said actions begin. 🤷🏿‍♀️ hechingerreport.org/an-unexpecte...

This sequel to Smile sucks.

Look mortgage payment’s gotta be made

No notes, Fifa. Nailed the the essence of the award in one.

Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:

Did everyone else have that one guy in their high school who would casually bring up that, theoretically, he didn’t think cannibalism was a big deal, and might actually solve some of the world’s problems, or was it just me

Going for it on 4th and 2 in the opponent’s red zone. I don’t think that’s how sportsballs work.

Energy

I had a male instacart shopper this morning and he got everything right. I was sooo happy I practically hugged him at the door!

Vomitous

Peyton and Eli Manning

some actor who looked a lot like mel brooks had a cameo in Death By Lightning so i googled to see if it was him and got this really helpful search result

Let’s add Peter Thiel to the list

I shoulda KNOWN to turn it off once you said you liked it. LMAOOOOO!

You really do wake up one day completely over it lol thank goodness for that

I started a salmon war. And now I’m losing.

DC Public Library with a friendly reminder 📚

Ice raids are definitely not going to have any effect

She's very one-note, but somehow it works PERFECTLY for this movie (I don't think I've seen her in anything else)

Happy for this guy and his family

I've just learned I will be honored with the Draft Kings Bancroft Prize for History and Three-Way Parlays. #blessed

Jesus

This painting looks like Santa Claus nursing a migraine on Boxing Day😂

My younger son:

And MoMA is free on Friday nights. Bet.

Women are really fucking up their faces with these fillers. I know everyone thinks theirs is well done, but that’s not what it’s actually looking like out here.

Mr Roger’s is who Mjolnir was made for

A very important thread. When I was probably no more than 10, I saw this picture of the woman known as Harlow in the Philly Inquirer. A little babygay, I was shocked that such a glamour queen could live in my hometown and even more shocked to see her described as "a former man."

a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen

Wasn’t she all “when I have something to say about it, I’ll say it” like, five minutes ago??!? 🤣

Worry about motivating your own base!! You think Republicans ever waste a second trying to appeal to Democratic voters??

I don’t want to vote for a Democrat who promises to get Trump’s voters to vote for them. I want a Democrat who wants to put Trump in prison